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@Epi
wasn't stripped of anything i just want ideas on how to improve the moderators and the forum

nija bleeped up just like the country

MrCrackles:
GBAM!

did u create that fake story with that user i d?

have u ever come across some people who will fake thier accents to sound british when talking to oyibo?

nigeria don finsih since the time dem discover oil

@duduspace
yeah it will take at least 2years to build which will be in the next decade. Wel thanks for enlightening me. How u see our next game away to portsmouth? Predict a scoreline for me? How many goals we gonna put past portsmouth?

The christian fundamentalists will go over to the islamic section and try to prove them that thier god is the real god and that thier islamic god is the fake god. The Islamic fundamentalists will come over to the christian section and try to prove that thier god is the real god and that the christian god is the fake god. They can all see the faults and inconsistencies in each others relgions but not thier own. Its only us athiests who can see the faults and inconsistencies in both religions.

Thought Daneil Levy was our owner anyway we are getting state of the art training facilities and a new stadium.

we pray and we lose germany no pray and they win

my religion is better than your religion my god is the real god and your god is the fake god

Since it is inconceivable that all religions can be right, the most reasonable conclusion is that they are all wrong.

Christopher Hutchens

FL Gators:
Right. . . .and why aint your name there? Aint you also a moderaythur?

I don't get your point but if noetic don't like any moderator in pacticular thats his business, what has my name got to do with the matter? Let me remind u that the topic is what makes a bad moderator and your supposed to let us know your grieviences against us moderators

in the beginning man created god, then god created the heavens and the earth

FL Gators:
Was that your intent?
To defame their moderaliraything abi?

Bad bad moderator you are.

Am just asking him a question dude. And them being bad moderators is just his own personal opininon.

i've noticed. My side dey fine. Have to go and sleep now. Goodnite.

$osisi and uplawal
pls stop fighting. try and chat without abusing each other pls. I just deleted some of your posts which i found very offensive 

Jarus Mukina are they bad moderators

moved to romance section

moved to advertising section

After coming up with the topic, What Makes A Good Moderator? i thought it best that i should balance the scales by coming up with this one What Makes A Bad Moderator and below are my top 10 rules for being a bad moderator



                        10 Rules For Being A Bad Moderator


1. Don't visit the forums you are moderating often. Twice a month is enough. Nobody cares.
2. Don't start new threads at your forum. That's the users' responsibility. You are only there for editing and deleting threads.
3. Argue with users as much as you can. You don't have anything to loose since you are the moderator. Never bring personal matters to private messages. And remember that your opinion is the only one that counts.
4. Don't respect the other members, make fun of them. If they make spelling errors then criticize them, if they have a poor or unargumented opinion destroy them with words. If they ask for help about using the forum don't help them.
5. If nobody answers a thread don't answer yourself, the user didn't wanted an answer anyway.
6. If a user makes a dupe thread in the forum don't be nice, it's the users’ fault not to know the 40+ pages that the forum has in search of a similar thread. And never ever give him a link to the content he is searching for.
7. Don't edit the bad words in posts. Fights are fun!
8. If a user is misbehaving ban him immediately, don't try sending him a private message or a warning, it's useless.
9. Close all the threads you want. Users love to see closed threads.
A way to be cool is to talk about the private forum threads in the public forum. Administrators love the fact that you tell all the users about the content of the private threads.
10. Feel free to comment on them or add any that I am missing. Remember that the purpose is to be a really bad moderator  

Okay now i want to know what makes a bad moderator. What is it that you guys really dislike about the moderators? Do u feel that any mod in pacticular has a perosonal grudge against you? Feel free to comment on them or add any points that am missing. Remember that the purpose of this topic is what makes a (really) bad moderator?

[size=16pt]if wasn't for all those sugar daddies at chelsea or man city am sure spurs would've been competeing for fourth place this season. I can't wait for the new uefa rules about clubs spending money to come in in the 2012/2013 season[/size]

moved to health section

@*dhtml
so what happened? How did u lose your post as a moderator?

@tpia
am still new to moderating, next time i lock a topic i'll create a link to the nairaland section so u guys can continue your discussion there

@tpia
you guys were going off topic, you were both derailing the thread. So i had to do my duty. I even deleted that gorilla pic which he says was u before i locked the thread.

@banon and tpia
i've just been observing u guys go off topic on this thread, why are u guys always fighting? I should have locked this thread long time ago.