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I still have that bartender song till now. I just love the intro of the song.
Then sweetest girl by wyclef i still find it difficult to delete from my phone
Finally fireflies by owl City. Oh my gosh that was my favourite. As in. You will not believe your eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world blablabla

Ghenghen.. Uzodimma will be weeing in his pants right now

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Right now, it's really telling on me o. How do we feed the family with no salary coming? Please help the needy and God will never let you lack. 2080673699 UBA

We pray it works o. This life is getting miserably difficult day by day.
No salary in April as a primary school teacher and nothing to come in may if it persist.
Please help the needy o.
2080673699 - UBA

By play by play we don reach one thousand ooo hope those Ghanaians saying Nigeria is lying and covering up the outbreak can now leave us alone. May God help Lagos ooo

Emir sanusi warned them before now but they called him bad names

This woman is a big disaster in this country. Her own lies stinks aloud. The same sharing that has been going on since 2016 and nobody noticed it until corona exposed her before she admitted that some southern States are not captured in her register.
What a disgrace to womanhood

Oba to n fagbo. His HIGHness

Chai.. Chai.. This life is nothing o. See the burial of a whole chief of the cabal. Aso rock remote control, the real president of Nigeria (bubu na just for decoration) the people Could not even shake hands there. Chaiiiiii.
All of una wey go, apart from those guys doing the burial, make una get ready in fourteen days time o. Una just start. Papa wey say him pikin no go chop him sef no go see food keep

Mr governor should better not cry any crocodile tears. Hope he understands the yoruba story of sanpona? You don't mourn when it strikes. Sanwo should take time o

Him get option before? Or he wants uncle coro to visit more cabals?
Abeg, now that the remote control is gone, wetin go con happen to the TV o.

Chai

It will be foolish for buratai not to incapacitate this terrorists once and for all. They just want to buy time so they can regroup

Abokis commiting atrocities just like their brother in aso rock

Kwanza:
VACANCY - Surveillance Support Officers
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
The Nigeria Center for Disease Control (NCDC) is recruiting for short term consultancy - Surveillance Support Officers in 19 states
Background
The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) is the government agency with the mandate to coordinate the surveillance, detection and response to infectious disease outbreaks.
Over the last three years, NCDC has deployed a new tool for disease surveillance. The Surveillance, Outbreak Response Management and Analysis System (SORMAS) is a system jointly developed between the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control and the Helmholtz Centre for Infection Research (HZI) to improve disease surveillance as well as detection and management of outbreaks and thus strengthen the public health service in Nigeria.
In addition, NCDC has also supported states in establishing Public Health Emergency Operations Centres for improved coordination of outbreak preparedness and response.
NCDC is investing resources in strengthening health security at the sub-national level including improving capacity to effectively prevent, detect and respond to infectious disease outbreaks.
Location: Anambra, Akwa-Ibom, Kebbi, Borno, Osun, Enugu, Niger, Kwara, Benue, Gombe, Yobe, Adamawa, Jigawa, Ekiti, Kogi, Ogun, Cross River, Imo and Abia States
Start Date: April 20, 2020
End Date: October 19, 2020
Employment type: Full time
The Responsibilities of the NCDC Surveillance Support Officer Include
• Support the implementation of SORMAS in the state
• Support the state epidemiologist in developing and implementing outbreak preparedness and response activities
• Support the state epidemiologist in strengthening coordination between surveillance and laboratory teams
• Provide technical leadership to the State surveillance team on the use of surveillance data for data driven decision making
• Provide mentoring, support and supervision to LGA DSNOs and asst. DSNOs on data collection and data entry using the SORMAS tool
• Work with state epidemiologist, state DSNO and others as indicated to analyse collected surveillance data and provide feedback
• Support the appropriate use of the SORMAS tools and troubleshoot problems
• Coordinate disease surveillance project evaluation activities at the state
• Support the activities of the state public health EOC
• Liaise with the NCDC Surveillance Department to provide regular feedback
• Undertake any other tasks assigned by the NCDC Director of Surveillance
JOB REQUIREMENTS
Minimum experience:
At least 6 years’ experience with the Nigeria’s surveillance system or Monitoring and Evaluation or Field research
Minimum qualification:
First degree in Human Medicine, Veterinary medicine, Public Health or any health or biological science related discipline.
Master’s degree (preferable in public health)
FELTP training will be an added advantage.
Other requirements:
Experience working with SORMAS tool or any other surveillance tool.
Must be domiciled in the state of assignment.
Experience in managing surveillance data at LGA or state level.
Proficiency in use of Microsoft office suite and Epi info or SPSS.
Strong data collection, analysis, and report writing skills required.
Ability to work independently, think analytically and take initiative in solving problems.
Ability to communicate technical issues effectively.
Good verbal communication skills in the local language of the state of assignment and working knowledge of English.
A strong team player with excellent interpersonal skills and the ability to work with groups of diverse backgrounds.
HOW TO APPLY
Interested and qualified candidates should apply by sending their resume and a cover letter addressing the job requirements as per the advertisement by email to info@ncdc.gov.ng before COB April 17, 2020 using the Job title and the preferred state as the subject of the mail e.g. ‘’Surveillance Support Officer- Anambra State’’
*Note-only successful candidates will be contacted and may be assigned to any state of the federation.

Corona job

sarrki:
Nollywood actor and filmmaker, Muyiwa Ademola has expressed that several Nigerians are hungry that they care less about social distancing as a result of the lockdown.

Ademola shared his experience while distributing food items to some communities as a way of supporting families during the COVID-19 lockdown.

The actor had joined his friend and colleague Femi Adebayo to carry out the exercise through their foundation “The Unique Charitable Foundation” in Ibadan but got mobbed by hungry and desperate residents who didn’t care about social distancing.



“Earlier today Femi Adebayo and I on behalf of our foundation went to some places in Ibadan to distribute some foodstuff. It was quite an experience,” he narrates.

Read Also: Naira Marley, Gbadamosi apologise for violating social distancing order
“A little help with a little smile gives meaning to human life. We “The Unique Charitable Foundation” went out today to reach out to some of our people out there to support various foodstuffs to help those that need us. May God continue to bless @ucfng …We pray that God in his infinite mercy heals our land.

“Before leaving for this exercise earlier today, our spouses felt observing social distancing would be a bit difficult but we assured them we would get people coordinated.

“Behold “Social Distancing” was like an alien language to those at our first call. They said they were ready to die because they are hungry, nothing we said could matter to them, we couldn’t get them to be on a line and keep physical distance! When we threatened to leave if they do not concur we were mobbed by the BOYS, thank God we left there alive! So sad those old women who were in the queue couldn’t be attended to.

“People are hungry and angry but an adage says “Bi a ba n sunkun, a mariran”, we only came to give back to the society that made us but we were unfairly treated. It’s fine, we understand. This exercise will continue tomorrow but orderliness is important so as not to create more danger! “Social distancing is key,” he disclosed.



https://thenationonlineng.net/people-are-too-hungry-to-observe-social-distancing-muyiwa-ademola/

The suffering is beginning to tell on lagosians especially. I met a man on our street in the evening begin for just hundred naira to buy bread so his child could eat and here is the useless humanitarian affairs minister sharing twenty thousand naira to jigawa state with no corona virus problem and not in lockdown. God will judge you all

MelesZenawi:
RIVERS STATE GOVERNMENT DECLARES CARVETON HELICOPTER PERSONA NON GRATA

•directs Local Government Council Chairmen to close all Carveton Helicopters Offices in the state

For endangering the lives of Rivers people by its suspicious operations, the Rivers State Government has declared Carveton Helicopters, Persona Non Grata in the state.

In a State Broadcast on Wednesday, Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike directed Local Government Council Chairmen to close the Offices of Carveton Helicopters across the state.

He said: "We appreciate the need to protect business interests andoperations in the State and we will do whatever that is required to ensure that no business is unduly affected by the measures we have taken to combat the Coronavirus.

"However, we shall not welcome businesses or companies that value their business activities or profit more than or in clear disregard of the lives and health of our people.

"By its actions Calverton Helicopters have clearly shown that Rivers lives do not matter to it. It is an enemy of Rivers people and is hereby declared persona non grata in Rivers State.

"With this declaration Calverton Helicopters can only chose to operate in any part of Rivers State at its own risk as Local Government Chairmen have been directed to close their offices and prevent their operations."

Governor Wike said that the highly insensitive and provocative actions of Calverton Helicopters took place in the midst of credible intelligence reports about plans by enemies of the state to traffic carriers of the dreaded Coronavirus into the State.

He said: "Their morbid intention is to create panic by pushing up the infection rate and rubbish the robust measures we have since put in place to cut off the spread of the virus and keep our State and our citizens safe and secure from the ravaging pandemic.

" As expected, and required by our laws, the crew and the passengers on board that ill-fated helicopter were promptly arrested by the law enforcement personnel and are being prosecuted before our courts in line with our COVID 19 Declarations and Containment Orders.

"Calverton Helicopters claimed to have gotten permits from some federal agencies to fly passengers into the State , which never bordered to take the State Government into confidence in issuing such permits in violation of our laws and containment orders.

"While federal agencies reserve the right to issue flight permits to airline operators to fly into Rivers State, we insist that the State Government must equally be informed and taken intoconfidence in the process.

"This the only way to avoid suspicion, conflicts of interests and unnecessary bickering between the State and Federal Governments in our collective efforts to combat the spread of COVID 19 in the country."

Governor Wike added: "Let me reiterate that for us, COVID 19 in Rivers State is a matter of life and death, and we will never succumb to any blackmail from any person, institution or authority in our determination to protect our citizens and our State from the spread of this deadly virus.

"Since we triggered the law on Calverton Helicopters, we have seen and read all sorts of hilarious and frivolous comments, particularly on social media, questioning the propriety of our actions against the carrier and its passengers

"At this time and under the present situation, nothing; Irepeat; nothing, is more important to us than to safeguard thelives and wellbeing of our citizens no matter the cost, and we shall spare no efforts to achieve this singular most fundamental objective of our Government."

The Rivers State Governor said that the action of Calverton Helicopters when they conveyed passengers of doubtful Coronavirus status into the State was in flagrant violation of the State Government’s total restriction on flights into Port Harcourt.

"We have sworn to protect the lives and advance the wellbeing our people, and nothing can stop us from taking all necessary steps to prevent or stop any person, action or activities that would endanger the lives of our citizens," he said.

Simeon Nwakaudu,

Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor,

Electronic Media.

8th April, 2020.

This wike is just pained that the federal government didn't give him 10 billion to embezzle. Should we pray that what is happening in Lagos switch to rivers state so that the governor can get 10billion?

chatinent:
"This Coronavirus pandemic is a miasma of a deplorable apotheosis, a UFO of a hemorrhaging plutocracy, with Han descent or Chinese orifice, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescences of mobocracy. How can the universe run beserk in a topsy turvy fashion that the utopian projections of public splendour and humongous military accoutrements and armaments of the so called developed nations have fizzled out as an expired bazooka? Who bails the cat? How are the mighty fallen and what deities or terra ferma chichidos can be responsible for this anathema? With all this termagant ossifying proclivities of abracadabra in the toga of unpatented chemical concoctions being brandished as cures and panacea, the terra ferma is headed for avoidable oblivion. How come even our academically knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum? It is not yet uhuru. To your tents Oh Isreal...Que Sera Sera."

This one is high on osogbo weed

Thank God for the kind of leadership that Lagos always have. If it were to be abia, hmmm case closed

This one is called alakoba o

Their faith, their problem

Oshokomale was medically checking up that babe in the salsa dance. Please invite dino melaye and senator adeleke to join you there sir. They also need the check up

Wil General Buhari agree to this for all his noise maker ministers and Senlooters as well as those ones sleeping in the green chamber

Great to hear

Where in lagos

Same old story. Are there new amazing structures anywhere?

I just saw ebonyi state there. What a disappointment to the whole South.

Kosiso12:
BREAKING!!! Biafra : Nnamdi Kanu's Father Is Dead

The father of the leader of Indigenous People Of Biafra, His Royal Highness, Eze Israel Okwu-Kanu, is reportedly dead.

Igbere TV gathered from a reliable source that
Eze Kanu who is the traditional ruler of Isiama Afara Ukwu, a community in Umuahia died on Thursday at Federal Medicare Centre, Umuahia where he has reportedly been at the intensive care unit for two weeks.

Igbere TV recalls that the IPOB leader recently announced the death of his mother, Ugoeze Sally Okwu-Kanu, who died in Germany after a protracted illness.

Kanu said his mother died on 30th August, 2019.

More details soon...

Stay with Igbere TV. Africa's No1 Community TV.

dem sha want [/s]kunu[s] to come back and serve his jail term sha. Sorry kunu. Your parents have died in the zoo. Won't you burry them?

Wisdomkosi:
Fake Miracle : "He Has Transformed From Black Prophet To Yellow Prophet" - Man Lampoons Popular PH Pastor

A Nigerian man, Evangelist Charles Awuzie, has lampooned popular Portharcourt based pastor who was recently busted in fake miracle scandal after a video of a woman with twisted arm went viral, Igbere TV reports.

According to Awuzie, the prophet is identified as "Godswill Abbe and a Port Harcourt based tithe collector who was recently caught red handed healing that Chris-Okafor miracle woman."

He added that the Pastor's story is everywhere but what's not told is his bleaching transformation from a black prophet to a yellow bone prophet"

He said : "If you are a son or daughter of a pastor who bleaches, you may be a victim of fraud."

"There's a deeper reason why they bleach."

Stay with Igbere TV. Africa's No1 Community TV.

Source : http://igberetvnews.com/1105681/fake-miracle-transformed-black-prophet-yellow-prophet-man-lampoons-popular-ph-pastor/

Religion has taken over the brains of Nigerians