check

as for d parents disses I think I av a way of makin it subtle.. If we all cud great a character eg refer to YO papa nd YO mama instead of ur papa nd ur mama....xo we all knw u ar referring to d created characters...
dunno if we cud adopt dat

I was at a frnds play,nd her lil bro abou 7 yrs old was complaning dat thier cousin a gurl was always checkin on him when bathing. Nxt tin he said was "dis jollof rice u av started to cook, I wud help u finish it oo.......he doesnt like bathing thou

KashyBaby:


Lol... for sure u really think so hard on this shyt...

Dats d funny part... I didnt think abou it... It jst hit me....had d conversation on d way bck 2 my hostel

Sunexy:
Am xo sorry 4u...she wud gold dig u after dat.
U av 2 pay 4 her answer

Nah I wasnt gold digged afta dat

FruityLass:
Na every lady you think go accept

Men don't toast again
Ladies just go with the flow

When i used d word toast i didnt mean jst walkin up 2 sm1 u jst met.....we were already flowing in dat direction, jst had 2 make it official

Heres to all NL toaster (boys) nd toastees (girls)
To d guys. Wahs the best line u av used when asking a girl out?
To d girls. Wahs the best line a guy has asked u out with. Lets kip it rolling. Heres mine
On a cool saturday evening afta playing football I call dis frnd of mine Sandra I av bin attracted to. Heres our conversation
Me (with a diff voice): this is Frank Edoho frm MTN who wnts to b a millionaire, am I speaking with Sandra
Sandra: yeah u are
Me: ur frnd Emmanuel is on d hot seat nd wud wnt 2 ask u a question he has got jst 30secs
Sandra: ok he can shoot
Me: its me Sandra, d question is wud u date me, option A(yes), option B(no)
Sandra: emmmmmm
Me: times running ohh (starts countdown) 5,4,3
Sandra (she interrupts my countdown): yes yes yes.......
Calls ends afta anoda 5mins



Xo guys nd gurls share urs kip it rolling....
Hope 2 hit frnt page

jerrythafinisher:


Lolz, you g0t skills right ..?? Besides, that deacon ish didn't connect, u just trying play wordies ... Nice one th0

Deacon as in d!ck on.....wud ya like 2 battle

dah shooting at d stars line is dope nd creative,,,more of dat....check out battles on NL nd learn hw who knws u cud whoop his assss(@MuhdG) in a battle.

its fake.....dey always do in in d raining season....in ughelli delta theres a festiva calld omaluku festiva durin which rain fall every day.....buh dis years feast d rain didnt fall on d last day of d festiva.....u wan hold rain guy pray 2 God, i did it once it worked

jerrythafinisher:
Open call out here, lets have a quickie before tourney start

Dis gay dude out here beggin 4 a quickie/jst bleeped ur gurl......she said u cudnt bring ur deacon.......lemme say dat again u cudnt bring ur d!ck in/lame nigga still fall 4 "u gatto lick it b4 u stick it/nt me nigga am goan av it cos i earned it...........ps manuelrukky

007Bruce:
no sir, i dont want to die young

Hw obou wit me @bruce

007Bruce:
no sir, i dont want to die young

Hw obou wit me

In

hw can I get into d battle @mikuz

guys I wud like yu all 2 rate it xo i knw where 2 improv on when doin sum new isH

Check out my version on MI's King James http://www.datafilehost.com/d/f661dc51

Guys check out nd rate a song i did lst year
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lemme drop sum isH

To all ya bookies/
U cud place a bet on m-rookie/
Got em haters scared cos am spooky/
Em gurls got lips on my d***/
Cnt get enuf yea its sweet as cookie/
Guess u knw nw u cant beat me /
Abou to pull a Mayweather on NLs rap $hit/
Neva bin a convict aint got a rap $hit/
Flows on royal flush lik a pack of cards/
Dumb niggas neva get it dey retards/
No girlfrnds nd no f#cks 4 a bastard/
She's ur gurl am goan lionel no messi/
Say wah......am goan lie_on_her no mercy/
Five time champ yea got my best on/
Am goan av a shoot out no vest on/
Thug life aint goin down like montana/
king kong nd i aint goin down 4 no blonde bi#ch/
Goin hansel on any flyin broom witch/
I cud kip at dis buh amma ya all my nigga kip it rolling......

hi to all nairalanders this is my second post d 1st was lik trash, d link i posted didnt appear well. Nw am trynna improvise on dat isH.....
This trends gonna a platform for ya all to upload links to ur songs(one par each person), its gonna b like a contest nd our esteemed viewer are to download, listen nd comment on d tracks, STRICTLY RAP SONGS ONLY...if theres any error in my post pls ya all feel free 2 assist a nigga, am still learning d ropes here. heres my link [ http://www.datafilehost.com/d/f661dc51

pls i tried postng my story with a link nuh d link wasnt highlighted as links do

what does 10 mean av been seeing it in a prediction site

buying such spoils kids......u av 2 let d child knw not all one wants he gets. u buyin it for him or her wud set a bad example dats of bein wasteful.....d queen of ENGLAND doesnt av a private jet nor her son prince william a bugatti

hey guys nd gurls check out dis mixtape by M-Rookie....transformed MIs king james nd did his NEW KING JAMES heres d link oseniayodeji..com/2014/09/new-music-king-james-cover-mixtape.html

Very true about men.... Am 1 co I knw

My dad used to do number 8 tho..... Much love MUM & DAD