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Neoteny:
In every society and religion, 18 is an adult.

She concocted dangerous lies and you're advocating for leniency and even the luxury of treatment. How on earth did you arrive at the conclusion that she's vulnerable and needs therapy?

There's a bunch dumasses on Nairaland even god is depressed.

Bro which kind wicked meme u post

Ibehchizzy:
I love the Siberian husky

I swear to God I dey pity una wey dey keep Siberian husky as pets
Una get mind oo
And una tolerance level go dey high

Kelvin30286063:
You forgot to mention American Eskimo and Samoyed... Those are very beautiful breed of dogs too.

This stubborn dog
This dog get screw loose for head oo

ZombieTAMER:
excuse me, like you meet them same day and take them home same day

yes nah e dey happen nah abi u no get oti or game or you never jam person wey dey good with women

Macphenson:
To be candid with you, I have been doing this for the past fifteen years of my life. The first-time I tried it, we went for a burial in the village, some of the classy girls that also came for the burial followed I and my cousin to home why the burial was ongoing, we got home and shared them. I knack the girl that day, and they also left the village that day. That was when I knew it's possible and I have been doing it all along no big deal. Am even surprised it's a news now. I need to open a thread on this to recount my numerous experience over the years.

if you like no use rubber the day u go contact std ur mind go dey
No use protection you here continue

TheStoriesOfMan:
Thank God that the Russian man didn't enter Nigeria. Them for add spicy infections join him own, come add am spiritual isese for the mixture.

These are not new events.

oga no infection worse reach hiv

SpaceX:
Can he keep her? This is a street material you can't domesticate her. Street she belongs

why do you say dat please explain

BlackViper:
Top 40 Most Powerful Countries in the World


Source: U.S. News & World Report.


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OP u talk say south Africa nah the only African country u no see Egypt for there

Haydens:
Best match and sweetest score for this season. I like seeing Barker loose it gives me premium joy

🙄

KingAzubuike:
Hahaha bros.. you sure say you sabi ball at all. How can you put van nistelroy and dribble in the same sentence..

You say haaland dey score tapins, do you even know how many goals nistelroy scored outside box 18?

like I said u no dey watch ball no dey quote

Okoroemekah:
that is how I could have died one day I was sucking a big fat woman.she wanted to cum and used her hippopotamus laps to trap and lock me in her kpekus.i fainted that day.it is God that gave me a second chance

Brentford biko do it for me

KingAzubuike:
Haha bro you dull o. Dem never born you when we start to watch ball. So for your mind, nistelroy was a better striker than haaland lol.

U haven't said anything reasonable on this thread since you entered
Haaland wey no sabi dribble wey no get better touch person wey no sabi retain ball u said compare am to person wey sabi dribble link up in teammates and create chances
So haaland wey dey score tapins is a better striker than nistelroy dat played with legends during premier leagues dangerous era

I swear you don't know anything abeg no quote me again
U even be girl sef I no suppose respond to you

MrJames007:
If Wiz insults this one now....

So wetin go come happen

KingAzubuike:
@JoeEeL from that your list, I will mention recent players that are better than them. I don't need to go back too far in time.

Haaland better than van nistelroy.

Kane better than Shearer

Mbappe better than Owen

Lewandowski better than Torres, forlan and all those strikers you mentioned.

Kevin de bruyne better than sniejder

Benzema better than forlan

Tonight kroos better than deco

Modric better than ruicosta

Make we play game? @PepeXKermit

Should I continue.??

lol so Kane is better than Alan shearer I swear to God u are not worth arguing with 😂

bobogogo:
Your first comparison shows you have never kicked a ball.

True talk dat girl no sabi anything

KingAzubuike:
Van nistelrooy better pass haaland?

Baba just go and sell groundnut and stop wasting my time.

so haaland is better than van nistelroy are you dumb did you watch van nistelroy
Like I said you just started watching football recently

KingAzubuike:
I wanted to continue the argument but I will not because you just proved your ignorance by saying non of messi or cr7 was better than Ronaldo delima as youngsters.

Do you even k ow the kind of exploits messi was already doing as a 21 year old in 2008?. You definitely don't.

it's best u stop arguing because it's obvious you know nothing
U are talking about exploits at the age of 21 when R9 was already a ballon dor winner at 21 years
If you even compare both of their stats as youngsters to R9 Dem no reach and you are talking about exploits
Messi didn't do well in the senior football scene till he was 19 years old records prove it while R9 was already a star at 17 years just like yamal I'm not saying R9 is better than messi no I'm saying he peaked early before him

KingAzubuike:
Harder yet players like Shevchenko was winning balon dor and coming second and 3rd steady.

Is sheva even better than today's Halland?
Was he ever better than lewandowski?

Same generation lampard dey carry second for ballon dor. (Mimd you I'm a chelsea fan).

Dont allow nostalgia wound you. I watched all ge rational apart from cruyff.

Messi and ronaldo generation started from 2003/2004 but peaked at 2008-2014. Those 6 years were the best ever. Very good players all over the world but they couldn't just meet the standards of.those 2 guys. Alot of.playees from that time will go into zidanes generation and win dor like water

stop lying you never watched zidanes generation

KingAzubuike:
Mr man, I can see your comprehension skills is near zero. This is part of the reasons I mentioned nostalgia. When people dont buy your idea concerning players like that, the next thing you guys starts saying is.

1. Indomie generation.
2. You only started watching football recently.


When we start to.dey watch ball, dem never born you . Even Messi and ronaldo had a sneak peak into that generation.
*Messi was already shining as a teenager for Barcelona even when Ronaldinho was there

*CR7 was already doing exploits with Manchester United as early as 2003.

Alot of players from zidane's generation also played during CR7 and messis time yet those 2 guys still managed to dominate.

So what exactly are you saying?

u just proved me right with ur comment about you watching football recently
Ronaldo did no exploits for man UTD in 2003 it was 2005/06 season that was when Ronaldo picked at man UTD
Same as messi
Messi couldn't even grab minutes in his first season it was after The U20 world cup that was when messi started playing matches for Barcelona consistently and after that season when he won his first champions league he peaked
Now like I said the only thing messi and Ronaldo's generation have over Ronaldinho's generation is consistency and longevity apart from that them no reach dat generation anywhere messi and Ronaldo were not better than R9 as a youngster both of them peaked at 19 years while R9 was as early as 17 years R9 is even the youngest player to win balon dor did you know that I guess not
And like I said you are using the word nostalgia loosely because u haven't really watched any matches from the late 90's till 2000's era so don't say nostalgia and by the way I'm not an old head I'm a gen z but I've watched both generations and the truth is it's very difficult to pick between the 2 generations but in terms of longevity Messi's generation takes the cake but in terms of talent football quality of players it's R9's generation because it was the most entertaining and competitive that's the bitter truth most of these generation of gen z boys are casual football fans will pick Messi's generation but real gen z that knows football so well will tell you it's very difficult to tell so peace 🤞

chicfarmer:
Na for small children body City dey get power. If Dem meet arsenal now Dem go dey shake

oga arsenal never beat city dis season so rest

Omo man city too dey give me joy

Ibadanfarmroad:
abeg what’s silly in saying an attacking mildfieder has more goals and assist than a dm because of their positions ? You don’t just know what to argue. If you can’t make a screenshot, type out how many times yaya toure played as a cb.

you are the one not getting the point Toni kroos is a CM not an AM and it's silly to just say because he plays behind forwards because their are high goal scoring DMs
And there are DMs with so many assist and chances created so him playing as a DM is not excuse

And as for the yaya toure own I go update you soon

jaytii:
Zlatan, Messi, Ronaldo

Who the Fvck is Neymar?

from ur Moniker I no suppose reply but no talk this nonsense again

Adakintroy:
Ronaldo messi are better than everyone else. All this legend things at time is overated.


Messi and Ronaldo are better than many legend already. Maybe maradona Pele are the only exception.

Cruyff , zidan, beckenbauer.messi Ronaldo are better than them

I swear to God u no sabi ball

KingAzubuike:
Forget about nostalgia, a lot of you might be tempted to pick zizou, dinho and R9 generation.

If you really watch and understand football, you'd agree Messi , CR7 and neymar was the better, more talented generation. Above all, they achieved more. We might, just might never see footballers like those again. They don't have to retire before you fully recognize their greatness.

I hate when ppl use the word nostalgia carelessly the ppl saying R9 and Zizou have a very solid point because their era was more competitive just say u started watching ball recently the only thing Messi's generation has over Zidane's is consistency but every other aspect Dem no reach I'm talking as a messi fan

Ibadanfarmroad:
that you are a Barca fan doesn’t mean you watched Barca matches than me or know about them than me. Kroos also plays behind attackers and front of dm hence he would surely have more assists and I agree Kroos have better long ball passing rate but you see other aspect like game reading and game control Kroos no near Sergio.

Oga, who made yaya toure lose his starting spot in his natural dm position, Sergio.
And I repeat, yaya toure did not play up to 6 games as a center back for Barca, proof me wrong and drop aza.

Can’t even compare Modric and busquest because they play in different positions.

Sergio doesn't even control the midfield better than Toni kroos

Ibadanfarmroad:
that you are a Barca fan doesn’t mean you watched Barca matches than me or know about them than me. Kroos also plays behind attackers and front of dm hence he would surely have more assists and I agree Kroos have better long ball passing rate but you see other aspect like game reading and game control Kroos no near Sergio.

Oga, who made yaya toure lose his starting spot in his natural dm position, Sergio.
And I repeat, yaya toure did not play up to 6 games as a center back for Barca, proof me wrong and drop aza.

Can’t even compare Modric and busquest because they play in different positions.

Ur analysis on kroos doesn't make sense u said because he plays behind strikers he has more goals and assist that's silly man
If Busquets was really good at reading the game like you claim he would have had more assists or chances created but he doesn't because the truth is a DM can also be the brain and creator of a team

If I could post screenshots I for don drop proof since but I don't know how to do it
Like I said yaya toure wasn't sold because of busquets he just didn't have a good relationship with guardiola
Yaya Toure was a vital player in Barcelona's starting 11 and u claim to watch more Barca matches when it's only in the UCL u see Barca 😂😂

Ibadanfarmroad:
I wouldn’t have responded to you but I don’t want you to misinform the public.
Yaya toure was the primary defensive mildfieder in Barca before the emergence of Busquets, I repeat again, YAYA TOURE WAS SOLD BECAUSE OF BUSQUETS.

That yaya toure played most of his game as a center back shows either you are a kid or you never watched yaya toure in Barca, yaya toure did not play up to 6 games as a center back in Barca, I can only count three.

As a holding midfielder Sergio has 45 assists for Barca, and over 70 in his career.
Let me tell you again, Sergio was the most perfect holding midfielder of his time, he reads game, controls the tempo of games, expert in getting the team out of danger with just a touch, interceptions and positioning is elite.

Yaya toure did not play up to six games as a center cal for Barca and yaya toure was sold because of Sergio.

lol if to say we dey face to face we for stake am for bet make I chop you but unfortunately this is online
U dey argue with Barca fan and you are saying I'm a kid lol
Oga yaya toure was played as a DM 2007/08 season as of 2008/09 season he played as a center back most especially in the UCL
And I will always tell you he was only good at retaining the ball and he is one of the best holding midfielders ever no argument here u are right but he is not better than Modric or kroos

Freshtruth:
That hair go turn grey man UTD current keeper go play ball retire come still coach man UTD one day dey never still win 5games in a roll. The hair go soon turn wedding gown
Manutd last wom 5 games in a row 3 and half year ago bro might turn to an English dietty soon

guy u be foolish human being

Iseddy:
Probably he's still trapped in the growing up fantasy.. not knowing the lady has grown and matured past that already. Let him just up his game as a man or forget about getting the lady

sharp Omo I feel this ya comment I no go lie

Alcatel17:
We dey same page bro...u must get small raba firstly before tasting Honeypot but seems our guy is genuinely interested in a long term commitment so he shouldn't just give up on d babes first time refusal except he wanted to hit n run from d onset

which kind mumu advice be dis one 🙄