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triple996:
Na south east suppose carry first

I swear wetin u talk dey very true south east na land of fornication

Gbadugbakun:
So that I can have time to focus on my new lover. Besides the child would remind me of my ex wife and I don't want that. So everything about her including her children would be divorced.

Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u dey craze oo

femi4:
Your handwriting is poor. I don't want to have kids with poor handwriting

wtf 😂 this most be a joke it can't be real

emmansus:
Babe don’t worry we will get married as soon as my parents consent to our relationship
Up till now since 15 years plus,him parents never consent
Parents wey I no take my two neked eyes see for ones.the idiotttt they use me quench conji that year.thank God I wise pass tortoise eversince.

😂😂😂😂I swear that ur bf wicked oo
But u enjoyed the sex nah

Atasko:
That's my thought process as well. She sees nothing wrong with a woman hitting a man but frowns at the retaliation. I see it as double standard. She's literally keeping malice with me over this our conversation lol

I feel she is testing you tbh I don't understand why she go dey ask dat thing

NEWBIN:
My friend discussed this with me concerning his wife:

His wife has a male friend and they talk often on phone. Usually, it's his wife who calls this male friend and she calls him by various pet names.

My friends wife has disclosed to her male friend that she has done a CS section before and that my friend is currently unemployed. Though no romantic trace yet, could my friends wife be harbouring feelings for her male friend?

She was asking her male friend if he could get a job for her husband

oga talk true na ur wife dey do you dis thing

tyboy:
Wasted seed. I am about giving a rethink about my girl child going to female team sport especially football or basketball, lesbianism is common in these sport.

lesbianism will common in these sports because they are masculine sports designed for men so na she-males go choke for there

Famous606:
That is what you get when you don't invite opposite sex to your foolish party my dear you we be oppress a man is a man even if it was two men with you guys respect would have be given to the girls in respective of any issue that would have happened,all this foolish lesbian party but am not in support of what the realtor did he should face the law and pay for damages.

is there any sense in what u Just commented

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

u dey deceive urself with dis no sex policy oga go and Bleep

Manculated:
I have said it and i will say it again.

If no lady chooses me, I am not getting married. And the attraction and choosing has to be genuine. I have my ways of knowing.

90% of men are the ones who chased and choosed their spouse after sessions and series of beggings before they accepted men proposal. Not me though, It won't happen.

Later one wonders who among the partners is always bringing up threat of divorce lol

I dey feel this ur comment ngl

ravensckar:
If my wife is secretly crushing on another man, that one na her problem. My own be sey make she just dey give me the OPUEH whenever I need it.

If she's cooking for me regularly and giving me the OPUEH whenever I need it. I care less with whatever she does with her feelings.

Who Naija woman love don help self? If them love you self na problem.

#Picks_tooth

i like this ur comment ngl

Hypnotise:
Can you work here without tasting one and you are very hungry and you really like chicken?

ngl I go razzle am

KingDashx:
Yall worry too my much
Nobody owns a chick until you wife her

Right now, she's for the universe.. let her cheat

u dey craze

arantess:
Una don start.
Ajax, Munich, juventus

they haven't won the conference league

Sean Connery will forever remain the best bond

nedekid:
Durochike, chineduro, durowoke, durochidibunam, nwaduro, nnaduro

mixing Igbo and Yoruba together

damiloladuke:
Then don't criticize what you have no idea about. I made an attempt at singing when I was in Uni 😂 😂 and trust me it's not as easy as we thought.

And will you give them jobs if they stop singing. You think it's all bankers that have passion for banking

true talk

correctguy101:
Dey there dey play


Even mumu man get woman wey go still like am like that

The guy never see anything

merits:
Me wey I scored 99 how I wan take tell my parents say I passed but JAMB marked me down this boy finally bring me out,this is the breakdown of my scores:

Maths 33
English 33
Biology 11
Chemistry 22
Total 99.


And I want to study medicine oo

oga just go learn mechanic like wtf

JaceBlaze:
A list that a Nigerian made up to feel good about his/her country?

lol it's a foreign survey

Achieverxoxo:
i regret being too serious in sch like i dont even have friends and its so sickening to feel all alone and no friends. havent ever been to a date no club no girls trip no flowers no nothing i was busy forming serious tech sis, going for tech events up and down i didnt even know people where learning skills. likeeee, i dont even have any tech skilll, no friends and now people think she has her life figured out already omo i de die in silence

well you are probably a nerd

Sonofgod1990:
One of my scrotum is telling me to Cash dis game out

if you like no cash am out

chatinent:
Mine:

1. Putting others before my life...while others actually put their lives first.

2. If you live in a public yard, you must understand that your neighbours aren't your emergency family members.

3. Avoid taking things on credit from shops close to where you live.

4. You really do not owe anyone an explanation when you say NO to their requests.

5. Learn to speak not talk.

6. You are the most important person to you in this world. Remember that.

7. Don't let them kill you!

8. Learn when it's apt to walk away.

9. Set boundaries. Whether they call it pride or whatever, they will respect you.

10. Overthinking will only get you sick. Start doing whatever you can.

11. You really do not need to recruit others to hate someone you hate with you.

12. Some relationships should be valued by you than always trying to be right always.

13. Drink clean water always. Eat good food. Sleep when needed. It's your health. If you can ensure your car gets sealed engine oil and better fuel for efficiency, how much more your body?

14. You don't need to lie to refuse lending money to someone; a simple "I don't have" is accurate. You don't need to attach a reason..damn it's your money!!

And it is also very necessary to collect collateral or they put it in paper. If they refuse, it's ok to let them fck off. A lot of borrowers have no conscience.

15. Avoid too many friends. If possible, avoid it completely. When your are becoming more successful, too many friends and you are closer to your grave.

16. It's not everyone you should bring to your house. This is very important.

17. Refuse binge drinking or eating outside. It's a one-way ticket to hell.

18. Ensure you know how to respond to peer pressure bullies.

19. Buy what you can afford...everything depreciates..



Share yours.

nice

JaceBlaze:
There is no such evidence on Google.A lie shall remain a lie no matter how many times the liar repeats it.

If credible statistics were to be compiled I can bet you South African won't even be in the top 10.

nigga u are funny I have a well compiled list but unfortunately I don't know how to post pictures on nairaland coz that's what I would have used to reply you

KingCold:
and I'm saying our music ain't big in our country

u have already admitted it urself

MrJames007:
Do you know how to post picture?

No

BABANGBALI:
Start by being aggressive towards people and your dog

u wan make the dog kill am

fabolouz1:
when posting a message scroll to the bottom of the page and you will locate a place for file, just upload the picture on the device you used in typing the message and press enter.

i tried it's not working

BABANGBALI:
Start by being aggressive towards people and your dog

that's a silly advice

MrJames007:
Una no go kill me with laugh.

please how do you screenshot and post pictures on nairaland

Tekashi89:
Hey guys I have a year old kpako dog it only barks and never bites it easily gets bitten by other dogs whenever he fights with other dogs it always lose how do I make it more aggressive

at this age u are suppose to have common sense to know that dogs have different personalities and are not built the same way not all dogs are aggressive or meant to be aggressive because of evolution and genetics if you want an aggressive count money go where Dem dey sell dog purchase aggressive one or if you no get money try dey cage ur dog no come nairaland come dey ask questions like say u no dey go school