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I REST MA CASE!!!!!1

lysaa:
silly qxns demand silly answers right?

av answers 4 me

D1KeleVra:
Don't bring those muddy shoes unto my persian rugs pls

shooooo!!!!
u wey no get common carpet 4 house dey claim[b] PERSIAN RUGS[/b], mtcheeeew

D1KeleVra:
JESUS! Man-on-man + two winks?? That queer!

shey u get eye froblem??

Studio CFR:
Some people dey Derail with mouth, But me go Derail with Gun and Knife.

na RPG missile, i go take derail u!!!!

*stomps foot on d ground*   i'm baaaack!!!!

D1KeleVra:
eww! keep that info to yaself

wat so eww! abt it!!!!!u sound like a gal, r u gay?

(whispers back)
tell her i ain't around

*runs nd hides under d table*
is she comin??

*marcelino den walks tru d door*

i don see ma sisters dey apply wit mouth closed
but lysaa own, fear grip me!!!!

*clears throat*
u were sayin??

lysaa:
y do ladies open their mouths while applying mascara

i fear u o!!!!

lysaa:
Good to see u getting along as easy as drinking water. .altho water chokes me.

so where did u run to??

D1KeleVra:
Na the one studio dey smoke i leave for u. . . I know say na that one u like pass

like say no be 4 ur hand i learn ow to smoke am*mtcheeew*

na d one wey u remain 4 me i take!!!

but shey na ur friend, ow com d thing no affect u,

papine:
u get work?

see POT callin KETTLE black, *hisses*

eeeeee

e don bad like dat!!

papine:
C WETIN UNEMPLOYMENT COS.

WELL NO FOOD FOR LA***Y MAN.

who dey unemployed

D1KeleVra:
Na mad-man studio u dey go like collect answer from

where studio dey sef, *whistles*studiooooo,

una neva answer me o!!!!!

D1KeleVra:
E be like say na ban dey hungry u. . . u dey disturb that disgruntled LASTMA official

if e ban me shey na end of d world @ least na truth i tell am!!!!

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FEDUP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking space?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I nid answers, can anyone help

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FEDUP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking space?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I nid answers, can anyone help

dani1luv:
D1kelevra you mean say na studio sing . . nadu nadu nadu gra gra 4 me eh

bin foolowin dis thread 4 some tym,
didn't want to make a comment bt DANI u gas go back to elementary skool *no offense*

nah.
i read jeythunders nd wats dat oda guys name(d one dat was naggin abt d jokes).sayin he didn't want the thread 2 b locked,dat y i asked!

ok,i get it.

wat if one starts to tell jokes does it get locked

OK, i see!

well i'm ok, been followin up on the thread,u guys now decided to turn this part to a chattin thread!!!

is that wat u cal new posters

*clears throat*, anybody home?

Jo Ooooooooo

1. i no fit shoot judge inside court.
2. i no fit use 3310 browse nairaland.
3. i no fit use ATM buy buiscuit from MALLAM.
4. abi u wan use ATM give beggar money.
5. i no fit go do vacation 4 saharah.