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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 5:39pm On Jun 08, 2010
D1KeleVra:

lol sanitation my left *ahem* Dani go chop it before he return. . . that guy na kwasiokor glutton
Like say your obesity get solution
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mamagee3(f): 8:04pm On Jun 08, 2010
dani1luv:

Like say your obesity get solution


grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:17pm On Jun 08, 2010
marcelino:

OK, i see!

well i'm ok, been followin up on the thread[b],u guys now decided to turn this part to a chattin thread!!![/b]

See me see wahala. . . walahi e be like say u don do mod for another forum site. . . wetin happen? them bounce u?

marcelino:

ok,i get it.

wat if one starts to tell jokes does it get locked

Yes it gets LOCKED! You see the mods are having difficulty with some of the users not me fer example and it's puting a strain on their JOB. . . u see their boss is on their A$S 24/7 So don't get it twisted. . . they WILL lock it. Comprende?

dani1luv:

Like say your obesity get solution



lol grin yuk yuk yuk grin na your own bad pass. . . BIG stomach. . . praying-mantis legs. . . u come wear leggings on top. . . u well so?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 8:20pm On Jun 08, 2010
^HI mama-gee welcome to Jokes Section. .where u meet crazy dudes cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:23pm On Jun 08, 2010
^^ Some crazy dudes. . . some are in line with reality myself fer example smiley
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 8:23pm On Jun 08, 2010
D1KeleVra:

See me see wahala. . . walahi e be like say u don do mod for another forum site. . . wetin happen? them bounce u?

Yes it gets LOCKED! You see the mods are having difficulty with some of the users not me fer example and it's puting a strain on their JOB. . . u see their boss is on their A$S 24/7 So don't get it twisted. . . they WILL lock it. Comprende?


Applaudise? . .Dkelevra. .so you could be this reasonable. . .  cheesy



lol grin yuk yuk yuk grin na your own bad pass. . . BIG stomach. . . praying-mantis legs. . . u come wear leggings on top. . . u well so?
na so ur condition terrible. . you forget add insect bisceps  grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 8:26pm On Jun 08, 2010
D1KeleVra:

^^ Some crazy dudes. . . some are in line with reality myself fer example smiley
tsssewwwww. .Na when you see fine babe ur body go dey vibrate angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:28pm On Jun 08, 2010
dani1luv:

Applaudise? . .Dkelevra. .so you could be this reasonable. . .  cheesy


na so your condition terrible. . you forget add insect bisceps  grin

I'm a reasonable fella. . . that's why I'm on the Board of so many International Petroleum Organisations. . . and erm! no be insect biceps u get. . . na Ben get that one. . . you get rodent biceps. . . e be like say u don dey gym for ya ghetto

dani1luv:

tsssewwwww. .Na when you see fine babe your body go dey vibrate angry

Wey the fine babe? cheesy Wait make i go wia my trossies first. . . i dey come smiley
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mamagee3(f): 8:30pm On Jun 08, 2010
dani1luv:

^HI mama-gee welcome to Jokes Section. .where u meet crazy dudes cheesy
Welcome to Jokes section? undecided

I'm not a Newbie here, I was a regular poster during the days of Clemcykul.

Plus, Can you help with the probelm I posted on the Nairaland Board?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 8:36pm On Jun 08, 2010
mama-gee:

Welcome to Jokes section? undecided

I'm not a Newbie here, I was a regular poster during the days of Clemcykul.

Plus, Can you help with the probelm I posted on the Nairaland Board?

Then why did you fade away sweetie. .  undecided . .Coz I see no reason why You left. .Or is it dat this section aint lively as b4. . I dont understand


The problem u posted on NL wld be solved 2mao. .I gat to get sum stuffs outside 4 my dad. .kk. .and also I do subscribe on a monthly data plan. .so my internet xpires 9pm everyday. . wink
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:39pm On Jun 08, 2010
^^ cheesy You come dey form. . . *mtcheew* Ya ticket time don finish jo
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 8:42pm On Jun 08, 2010
D1KeleVra:

^^ cheesy You come dey form. . . *mtcheew* Ya ticket time don finish jo
LOL. . i tire 4 you oh. . hw big abuja boy like me go dey visit cyber cafe. .park ur keke maruwa well abeg grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 8:44pm On Jun 08, 2010
D1KeleVra:

I'm a reasonable fella. . . that's why I'm on the Board of so many International Petroleum Organisations. . . and erm! no be insect biceps u get. . . na Ben get that one. . . you get rodent biceps. . . e be like say u don dey gym for ya ghetto

Wey the fine babe? cheesy Wait make i go wia my trossies first. . . i dey come smiley
So if by this time i wan visit ur house with ma babe. .Na so my babe go see ur small looking tolotolo angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:53pm On Jun 08, 2010
na ur own tolo tolo be like AAA Battery poor guy grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcelino(m): 10:35am On Jun 09, 2010
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FEDUP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking space?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I nid answers, can anyone help undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2010
Na mad-man studio u dey go like collect answer from smiley
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcelino(m): 11:24am On Jun 09, 2010
D1KeleVra:

Na mad-man studio u dey go like collect answer from smiley

where studio dey sef, *whistles*studiooooo,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:28am On Jun 09, 2010
En route from Yaba-left to Aro
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcelino(m): 11:31am On Jun 09, 2010
eeeeee

e don bad like dat!!
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:43am On Jun 09, 2010
Them no fit do anything for am there. . . him papa rich them don fly am from US to India. . . they talk say him case complex. . . na so them bring am come Yaba-Left, them come talk say them no want the animal. . . them never hear of am for Aro, so him papa wan smuggle am enter there. . . it's truly sad sad
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcelino(m): 11:47am On Jun 09, 2010
but shey na ur friend, ow com d thing no affect u,
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:11pm On Jun 09, 2010
If na my friend how e go take affect me. . . e be like say ur case don dey develop small small. . . u don smoke ya usual this morning abi?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcelino(m): 12:15pm On Jun 09, 2010
na d one wey u remain 4 me i take!!! cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:35pm On Jun 09, 2010
Na the one studio dey smoke i leave for u. . . smiley I know say na that one u like pass
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:36pm On Jun 09, 2010
Good to see u getting along as easy as drinking water. .altho water chokes me.  undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcelino(m): 12:40pm On Jun 09, 2010
lysaa:

Good to see u getting along as easy as drinking water. .altho water chokes me. undecided

so where did u run to??

D1KeleVra:

Na the one studio dey smoke i leave for u. . . smiley I know say na that one u like pass

like say no be 4 ur hand i learn ow to smoke am*mtcheeew*
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:45pm On Jun 09, 2010
^^ hmm. . . are u sure ur a newbie?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:57pm On Jun 09, 2010
he is here but i'm sure he's got the hangs of forum[i]ing[/i] from a well organized forum. lol.

@newbie
no i didn't run o. .just had to log off
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:01pm On Jun 09, 2010
^^ e come be like say na u i ask the question undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 1:04pm On Jun 09, 2010
sharrap! Y u dey ask am sef. .u be NLPD?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:07pm On Jun 09, 2010
^^Na Ben be that one. . . but how my asking the guy take concern u? u sabi do gbegborun gannn! tongue
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 1:10pm On Jun 09, 2010
But na u dey pose as one. .dey do illegal check-point come dey collect 20bucks from ppl. OC. .must u wack?

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