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Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]^ That's one of the reason i've been avoiding his snare. I can't imagine been given a ban that will expire when my son will be old enough, were he will take over my moniker and see how his father use to e-flirt back in the days.[/color]

smh

Good morning peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CFCfan: Na typing mistake

I know that sweetie, just joking...so, what you up to?

CFCfan: @Matia-Goretti: Cali is 9 hrs behind Naija from mid November to March; while from April to 1st week of November, the time diff is 8 hrs.
This is due to the changing of clocks in the US to Daylight Savings Time (from April to November)

cool bro, thanks...
You have rechristened me....Matia-goretti

[quote author=AlterEgo™]Na dem crotchstains for Muritala wreck the havoc!

I know 'twas loaded at Heathrow, and Munich Airport Staff and/or Airline wouldn't dare! Na to milk dem dry with damages claim b dat
Emi Ika [/quote]oh boy, so damn sorry....lmao @crotchstains....man, your adjectives are mind-blowing!

ItsModella: Just tasted what Nigerians call hamburger...ewwww *pukes* nassttyyyy!!!

lmao...pele o!

[quote author=CFCfan][/quote]oh pulease...like whats wrong?

CFCfan: Yeah, Cali is 9 hrs behind Naija.

phew! Alright dear...how I hate geography, I would have known all these.

[quote author=AlterEgo™]Lol dem be weyrey jor[/quote]is the problem from naija or your location?

CFCfan: It's Dec 28th.
Wetin be 'cumgobbling'?

meaning, you guys are late, right?
Spermswallowing....lmao

CFCfan: @Maria-Goretti: it's morning here in Cali. Sorry for d confusion

...sometimes I forget that you know...what date is it over there?

lmao @cumgobbling...
Aterego, you crazy mehn, just seeing that....lwkmd.

[quote author=AlterEgo™]No o...
But the cumgobbling miscreants there dey ransack luggage nor be small

Pray you don't fall victim

You needed to see the way I bin dey rake for Lufthansa office for the Airport, cos I thought the anomaly was of their making, perhaps they left it in Munich?[/quote]thats not encouraging at all...anyways, if they cant handle such, then they should give such warnings. It aint fair that people had to loose valuable things that way...

[quote author=AlterEgo™]Thanks jare, woulda done this, bur the box wasn't as handy.... I know say na thief those cawksuckers thief am!
Lesson learned though!

Eku igbadun 9ja! [/quote]was there a warning like, luggages at owners risk?

CFCfan: Good morning

*shocked*

slow evening

Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]Sexkillz, na wa for this your Sharia law o. [/color]

...igbo man...lmao

dont8: You welcome. Anything, just for you

lol...me likey!

dont8: Do you mind going to Iceland with me?

tempting but no thanks!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Abeg name names[/quote]she has been busy at the E-channel...thats all!

[quote author=Mynd_44]This will not end well at all.[/quote]your meaning, mister?

Caracta: Na wa o. Things are happening in nairaland o. Serious copulation and servicing.
hehehehehehehe
#just passing#

lmao....it happens everywhere...just dont be a victim!

[quote author=Mynd_44]NL couple......I don't mind. That's if..........[/quote]....she consents to it, right?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I had to na[/quote]cus say e concern woman, abi?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I do not know this girl/lady/woman called achukwunet. And that is official. You can quote me anywhere[/quote]calm down joor, why you fuming? Mstcheeeew!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Huh? I don't her na[/quote]dumped her, you mean?

dont8: Ca va bien, merci!

Btw, you're resuming Jan 1st, what are you doing inside the sun?

not inside the sun....I can still feel the weather inside my room. And yeah, its that bad. Havent stepped outside the compound since 25th...except to church.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I send am?[/quote]verry soon...btw, hows Achukwunet?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Ishilove desperately needs a husband because of her age. So she follows every guy on NL[/quote]na she tell you that one? Asiligbakwute! I hope she sees this.

[quote author=Mynd_44]na so abi? Okay.

The copy is for those who love their story without distraction and the second one is the main one which is about to be moved to the literature section[/quote]hmm, ok