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Consoling yourself or what are you trying to say... Oga try to have F all through in your compulsory courses then you know F na failure

dyze:
How best can I treat staphylococcus aereus. Test shows its moderate and its affecting my sperm motility. Advice please, am married and we are trying to conceive

1. Look for Ido and akeeri infuse them then take two cups morning and night for a week

2. after second week Get omu aja ( from herb shop) grind it into powder and take it every morning for a week

3. after then you can go back to your lab for test

deeway200:
Find aworoso, take two seed ,grind it, mix with 4 spoons of lime. Do this for three days. Believe m , hospital is the last place

Aworoso!!! Please advice him not to go out after taken Aworoso

Launcher:
Don't know how this is going to be achieved. I've been to Ikire in Osun state & seen how they load trucks of cocoa to Lagos everyday & I believe other places like Ikirun & co does in Osun alone, same with other states. The problem is the quality of this products.......most of them are rejected because of moistness & most farmers or merchants deliberately had dirt's & stones so the bags can weigh & transport to, police disturbs the trucks & collect 'roger' too. If the government can do something to curb these problems & sanction anyone who does & make the cocoa price stable, it would help a lot.

I know this cause my dad is a cocoa merchant & those are some of the problems they face

i think these are secondary problem, the main issue is the chemical residues in the final product which is measure in ppm sometime ppb (in Europe and America) hardly you will see a farmer that doesn't apply chemical whether directly (as in case of fertilizer) or indirectly (as insecticide or herbicide). these are the major problems I think

"No sane country will import cocoa from Nigeria"
Only Food scientists and biochemist will understand the statement

If you are so willing to partake in this so called "NoProblem" sorry NPower then relocate to nearby village

All the best

Scam everywhere

olosho in making

Good Pm fellow Nairalander Please, any food science job vacancy here in Ibadan? please link me up my phone number 08089542608 and my email is marcos32dh@gmail.com
Thanks

Ola Ajayi, Ibadan
A 61 year old man, Adejare Adebayo who was identified as a pastor has been remanded in Agodi Prison Custody, Ibadan by a Magistrate Court for allegedly using a knife to cut off the breast of his wife. After cutting off the left breast of his wife, Mrs. Risikayat Adegbule aged 43, the excruciating pain allegedly led to the death of the woman after some days.
When he appeared before the Chief Magistrate F. Richard of court 2. Monday, the accused man pleaded not guilty to the one-count charge. The crime was allegedly committed at Onikankan Village, Ibadan on the eve of Christmas. Though yet to be ascertained, the man was quoted as saying that he cut the other affected breast because his dead wife had earlier suffered cancer in her left breast.


www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/pastor-cuts-off-wifes-breast/

I think this is a best place to get help/answer to my question.
I met an American woman last year June here in naija which she later turned to be nice friend, mentor and co, she left naija around July and we never loss contact we talk almost everyday maybe through phone or email (I still have the record of our conversation)..fast forward..August last year she complained back pain to me which I think it kept her out of work for two months before she was diagnosed with cancer in October....and after then will talk and used to promised she will help to travel to US if get better but I received Email this year 5th of Jan. that she died on 3rd (But before she gave up the ghost) she discussed me with her church (May be Pastor) and the representative of that church was the one that sent me the breaking news about her died and she (church rep) also tell me she want me to attend her funeral service.
They asked me to send my passport bio-data page and other necessary info....
my questions:
please I want to know if US Embassy can grant me a visa based on church invitation to attend funeral service of someone that is not my family
2. Aside from that my account balance only define my level of poverty
3. with all these do you think I have any chances of attend the funeral service
4. Though my Reverend father promise to write a supportive letter to embassy but I still think this not enough

please I need you advice Nairalander

Sorry my dear, hope is not to wrong guy?

Booked in case

Welcome Mr President
Please don't quote me

Freeopod:
Mine just entered now... Oyo state leggo!

seems you are the first candidate to received from Oyo state ..... Congrats

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12 Things You didnt know
about Nigeria

1. Nigeria is home to seven percent (7%) of the total
languages spoken on earth. Taraba state alone has
more languages than 30 African countries. The
importance of this fact is appreciated when one
understands that language is the “soul of culture” (as
Ngugi wa Thiongo famously said). It is language that
births the proverbs, riddles, stories and other aspects of culture that give us identity. UNESCO puts forward that the world’s languages represents an extraordinary wealth of creativity. Linguistic diversity correlates with cultural diversity. This means Nigeria can look inwards and drive itself to become the greatest hub for cultural tourism on earth, and consequently empower its citizens tremendously in the process.

2. The Walls of Benin (800-1400AD), in present day Edo State, are the longest ancient earthworks in the world, and probably the largest man-made structure on earth. They enclose 6500 square kilometers of community lands that connected about 500 communities. At over 16000km long, it was thought to be twice the length of the Great Wall of China, until it was announced in 2012 (after five years of meticulous measurement by Chinese surveyors) that the Great Wall is about 21,000km long.


3. The Yoruba tribe has the highest rate of twin births in the world. Igbo-Ora, a little town in Oyo state, has been nicknamed Twin capital of the World because of its unusually high rate of twins that is put as high as 158 twins per 1000 births. In a video I watched last year on YouTube presented by Titi (a white lady who speaks Yoruba), and which was centred on twin births in Igbo- Ora, one of the locals boasted that every family in the town has at least one twin!


4. Sarki Muhammad Kanta The Great of Kebbi, was the
only ruler who resisted control by Songhai, West
Africa’s greatest empire at that time. He founded and
ruled the Hausa city-state of Kebbi around 1600 A.D
and built Surame its capital, a planned city which was
almost impossible to penetrate during war. In fact
UNESCO describes Surame as “one of the wonders of
human history, creativity and ingenuity”, and probably
the most massive stone-walled constructions in West
Africa. He is listed in Robin Walker’s 50 Greatest
Africans.



5. Africa’s oldest known boat is The Dufuna canoe
which was discovered in Dufuna village, Yobe state, by
a Fulani Herdsman in May 1987, while he dug a well.
Various radio-carbon tests conducted in laboratories of reputable universities in Europe and America indicate that the canoe is over 8,000 years old, thus making it the oldest in Africa and 3rd oldest in the world. The discovery of the canoe has completely changed accepted theories of the history and sophistication of marine technology in Africa.


6. Sungbo’s Eredo, a 160 km rampart equipped with
guard houses and moats, is reputed to be the largest
single pre-colonial monument (or ancient fortification if you like) in Africa. It is located in present-day Ijebu-
Ode, Ogun State and when it was built a millennium
ago, it required more earth to be moved during
construction than that used for building the Great
Pyramid of Giza (one of the Seven Wonders of The
Ancient World). The most astonishing thing is that
Sungbo’s Eredo was the biggest city in the world
(bigger than Rome and Cairo) during the Middle Ages
when it was built!



7. Sarki Abdullah Burja of Kano (ruled 1438-1452 AD),
the 18th ruler of Ancient Kano, created the first Golden
Age in Northern Nigeria and ushered in a period of great prosperity. During his reign, Hausa became the biggest indigenous language spoken in Africa after Swahili. He is on the list of 50
Greatest Africans in Robin Walker’s wonderful book,
“When We Ruled”.



8. The Jos Plateau Indigobird, a small reddish-brown
bird, is found nowhere else on the planet but Plateau
state, Nigeria.
9. The Anambra waxbill, a small bird of many beautiful
colours, is found only in Southern Nigeria and nowhere else on earth.


10. The Niger Delta (which is the second largest delta
on the planet), has the highest concentration of
monotypic fish families in the world, and is also home to sixty percent of Nigeria’s mangrove forests. You should know too that Nigeria’s mangrove forests are the largest in Africa and third largest on earth.


11. According to the World Resources Institute, Nigeria
is home to 4,715 different types of plant species, and
over 550 species of breeding birds and mammals,
making it one of the most ecologically vibrant places of the planet.



12. Ile-Ife, in present day Osun State, was paved as
early as 1000AD, with decorations that originated from
Ancient America suggesting there might have been
contact between the Yorubas and the Ancient
Americans half a millenium before Columbus
‘discovered’ America.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/online-special/12-
shocking-facts-about-nigeria/

Chad have pulled out of the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers due to financial restraints. Les Sao bowed to Tanzania on Wednesday and were billed to face the Taifa Stars for the return leg in Dar es Salaam. “As part of our participation in the African Cup of Nations qualifiers for Gabon 2017 and particularly the return match against Tanzania, we bring to your attention that our national team has failed to make it to the return leg game in Dar el Salaam scheduled for March 28,” said Moctar Mahamoud, secretary general of Chad Football Association. “Indeed, our country has been affected by the global economic conditions and because of this, our participation in various competitions has taken a serious blow due to financial constraints.” “We wish you all the best and we apologise for this situation which is basically independent of our will.” Chad sit at the base of Group G with no point from three defeats to Egypt, Nigeria and Tanzania, and according to Caf rules and regulations, their results will be nullified. With this, Egypt now have four points, Nigeria in second with two point while Tanzania have one point.

University of Ilorin (unilorin) 2016/2017 UTME CUT-OFF 1 B.Sc. (Aquaculture and Fisheries) 180 2 B.Agric 180 3 B.Sc. Food Science 180 4 B.Sc. Home Economics 180 5 B. Forestry and Wildlife 180 6 B.A. Arabic 180 7 B.A. English 180 8 B.A. French 180 9 B.A. History and International Studies 180 10 B.A. Linguistics 180 11 B.A. Yoruba 180 12 B.A. Hausa 180 13 B.A. Igbo 180 14 B.A. Performing Arts 180 15 B.A. Christian Studies 180 16 B.A. Islamic Studies 180 17 B.A. Comparative Religious Studies 180 18 B.Pharmacy 230 19 B.Sc. (Ed.) Social Studies 180 20 B.Sc. (Ed.) Economics Education 180 21 B.Sc. (Ed.) Geography Education 180 22 B.A. (Ed.) Social Studies 180 23 B.Sc. (Ed.) Educational Technology 180 24 B.Sc. (Ed.) Computer Science 180 25 B.Sc. (Ed.) Technology Education 180 26 B.Sc.(Ed.) Health Education 180 27 B.(Ed.) Primary Education Studies 180 28 B. Ed Adult Education Studies 180 29 B.(Ed.) Counsellor Education 180 30 B.(Ed.) Educational Management 180 31 B.(Ed.) Business Education 180 32 B.Sc.(Ed.) Human Kinetics Education 180 33 B.Sc. (Ed.) Biology Education 180 34 B.Sc. (Ed.) Chemistry Education 180 35 B.Sc. (Ed.) Maths Education 180 36 B.Sc. (Ed.) Physics Education 180 37 B.Sc. (Ed.) Agriculture 180 38 B.A. (Ed.) Arabic Education 180 39 B.A. (Ed.) Christian Studies Education 180 40 B.A. (Ed.) English Education 180 41 B.A. (Ed.) French Education 180 42 B.A. (Ed.) History Education 180 43 B.A. (Ed.) Islamic Studies Education 180 44 B.A. (Ed.) Yoruba Education 180 45 B.Eng. Water Resources and Environmental Engineering 180 46 B.Eng. Computer Engineering 200 47 B.Eng. Food Science and Technology 180 48 B.Eng. Agricultural & Biosystems Engineering 180 49 B.Eng. Civil Engineering 200 50 B.Eng. Mechanical Engineering 200 51 B.Eng. Electrical Engineering 200 52 B.Eng. Chemical Engineering 200 53 B.Eng. (Metallurgical Engineering) 180 54 B.Eng. (Biomedical Engineering) 180 55 B.Sc. Architecture 180 56 B.Sc. Estate Management 180 57 B.Sc. Quantity Surveying 180 58 B.Sc. Surveying and Geo-Informatics 180 59 B.Sc. Urban and Regional Planning 180 60 DVM 190 61 LL.B. Common Law 240 62 LL.B. Common & Islamic Law 220 63 B.Sc. Anatomy 200 64 B.Sc. Physiology 200 65 MB;BS 235 66 B. Nursing Science 210 67 B.Sc. Computer Science 200 68 B.Sc. Mass Communication 220 69 B.Sc. Information and Communication Science 180 70 B.Sc. Library and Information Science 180 71 B.Sc. Telecommunication Science 180 72 Doctor of Optometry 190 73 B.Sc. Bio-Chemistry 200 74 B.Sc. Microbiology 200 75 B.Sc. Plant Biology 180 76 B.Sc. Zoology 180 77 B.Sc. Industrial Chemistry 180 78 B.Sc. (Applied Geophysics) 180 79 B.Sc. Chemistry 180 80 B.Sc. Physics 180 81 B.Sc. Geology & Mineral Science 180 82 B.Sc. Mathematics 180 83 B.Sc. Statistics 180 84 B.Sc. Finance 200 85 B.Sc. Marketing 180 86 B.Sc. Industrial Relations & Personnel Management 180 87 B.Sc. Public Administration 180 88 B.Sc. Accounting 200 89 B.Sc. Business Administration 200 90 B.Sc. Psychology 180 91 B.Sc. Social Work 180 92 B.Sc. Criminology and Security Studies 190 93 B.Sc. Economics 210 94 B.Sc. Geography 180 95 B.Sc. Political Science 200 96 B.Sc. Sociology 190

Good morning Sir/Ma
with due respect, i wish to ask you "My Ogas" what Chemometric Method is all about. I will also appreciate if I can get help on my project topic "Bio Ethanol..." I will appreciate any eBook or past projects (journal) with pertinent topic

Thank You Sir/Ma
E-mail address : marcos32dh@gmail.com

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The Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos State Police Command says it has arrested three suspected teenage robbers for snatching a handbag containing wraps of fufu and beef stew. The RRS said the suspects specialised in snatching valuables, using motorcycles, aka okada-snatch-and-run . It was gathered that the suspects – Daniel Dali, 19; Emmanuel Ashaolu, 17; and Bright Ikenna Bright, 17 – were arrested on Friday at 10.48pm in the Ajegunle area by a team of RRS men on patrol. Dali, an okada rider from Cotonu, and Ashaolu were said to have snatched a handbag from a yet-to-be identified lady. However, unknown to them, the bag contained two wraps of fufu and stew. It was learnt that their victim shouted for help, which prompted the RRS team to pursue the duo, leading to the arrest of Ashaolu, while Dali escaped. The RRS commander, Tunji Disu, said the RRS team mobilised a decoy team, who combed the area, leading to the arrest of Dali, the okada rider, and Ikenna. He said, “At the suspects’ apartment, two other roommates were arrested, but were later released after cross-examination by RRS officials.” However, Dali said he started the business of okada-snatch-and-run in April 2015. He said, “My mother’s death forced me into robbery. My mother gave me everything I wanted. After her death, I had no helper. “Bright and I have been to four operations. In one of our outings, we snatched a recharge card worth N35,000. He sold it and gave me only N5,000. We don’t use guns; we have never operated with guns. We snatch valuables and escape on an okada. “We have our routes. They are Boundary, Mile 2, New Roundabout, Wilma and Ajegunle. The okada we use was bought for me by a lady. I pay her in instalment. I have paid N75,000 out of N300,000.” Ikenna said he had operated with the gang seven times. He said, “Several boys do this business in Ajegunle. I know of a team, which live in different hotels, sleep in day time and operate at night. This is the only job they do to survive.” The state police spokesperson, Dolapo Badmos, said the suspects had been transferred to the State Department of Criminal Investigation. She said the suspects had given information that would lead to the arrest of more members of the gang.
www.punchng.com/suspects-snatch-bag-containing-fufu-stew/

Housemate please I need your help or advice on what to do.
i logged into portal yesterday (Wednesday) to register for my course but I couldn't find any link for course registration (but add and delete course) I latter clicked on the preview registered course, it was empty but already signed by pg sec.
*please what can I do now that the school is on strike
*Is there' any official number or email to forward my complaints

I will appreciate quick respond

hiroz:
guys can i send an individual in my absence to stamp the school fees receipt at finance office and submit hostel application at the hostel...urgent!!

yes

For dpt of Food Tech these are the requirements for dptal registration and you need to provide your acceptance form

Good Luck

Bakarefj:
u can't apply now until u get ur matric no, and I heard is 7 days after payment of school fee.

Thank you ma
are you in Ibadan? let chat on whatsap
08105088418

tief:
I don't think anyone can apply for you. It's like paying for application formm

plz how do I get the app form