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Dear Moderator Mynd,

I'm an almost new member of this forum Nairaland, but I have taken to this Literature section like water to Fish and I must confess that I've simply been blown away by the numerous beautifully written stories and write-ups that I have read around here.

Sir, I think this section has outgrown the 'poster of the year award' which is traditional to all the sections in this forum and I'm hereby suggesting the introduction of a full fledged award system. I mean one with various categories & genres like best comedy writer, best romance, best thriller, revelation of the year e.t.c.

This, I think, will serve to heighten the fun in this section, and it will also distinguish this section from all the other sections in this forum. Last and most important, it'll serve as a form of reward to our writers who spend their time and resources in entertaining us for free.

I look forward to your favourable reply sir. Have a nice day.

This story is one of the funniest write-ups I've ever read on NL (alongside Redmosquito's African Nerd, the Sango story and of course, Flow's Man wey dey reason) although your slow and irregular updates took a lot of shine off the beautiful story . This, however, doesn't take anything from the fact that you did a great job, especially when considering the fact that u are debutant. Kudos bro, you are wonderful.

BTW, how come u put me in the same class with you? I'm your elder sister now.

Van, deactivate your ghost mode and come back here now. Your thread has entered relegation o...

Van, where is our update?

Canibals!! You guys are dead already .

Mr. Mynd, you still haven't taken Vantee's Saviour to Frontpage. You are taking too long now .

VanTee20: #Yawns#

I'll update around noon tomorrow, thanks ....

Hahahahaha! I'm just laughing over here. Van, this thread should be moved to jokes section o

Van, when are you updating now? ...

Oh God! I couldn't stop laughing as I read those two posts. Van, you are amazing. If only you will update more frequently.....

Neduzze5: I, Neduzze 1 of Literature/Writing section of Nairaland hereby endorse VanTee20 story titled The Saviour for front page. This novel is action packed and humor filled. In fact, it is a thriller! It will be a catalyst in bringing more people into this section. Here is the link to the thread below to see for yourself


https://www.nairaland.com/1204532/saviour

Thanks in anticipation of your endorsement of the thread.

Seconded. That thread is really front page worthy.

VanTee20: Thanks . Have you seen the PM i sent you?

yeah.i have replied.

Lmao!!! Another hilarious post. Nice one Van .

Van, I see you. I hope you are updating o.

VanTee20: 'Fabianus, thou art our eyes, for we mortals are blind. What sayest thou? Or shall we say, what sayest the gods?' I said.

'I have asked the gods while they were arguing. I'm sorry, no words from the gods yet.' Fabianus replied apologetically.

'It's ok. What this mean is that the gods want us to take our destines in our hands. Bring me a coin please,' I said.

I was given a gold coin. I continued with my speech;

'Head means we go back home to Casvillé, Tail means we go ride to Distein, the best of three wins. Let's go.'

I was just about to flip the coin when I noticed the image of the person on the coin. It was a bald, cheeky man.

... Na my oga for school, Mr. Ogwuzi, be dis o...

'Who is this?' I asked, becaused I had my doubts about that person being my physics teacher.

'That is Julius Ceaser,' Fabianus answered me.

'Eh? Which Julius Ceaser?'

'The same Julius Ceaser, who served as the dictator of the Roman republic. He took this picture without wearing his laurel wreaths,' He explained.

... Chei! So the Man wey ravage Europe na Akpari too...

'Alright. Let's get on with our thing,' I said.

I flipped the coin the first time. The tail {Distein} came up. Castor punched the air in gusto while everyone else maintained their passive silence.

... I don dey suspect dis Castor guy sef, shey he never fear death ni...

I flipped the coin the second time. The head {Casvillé} came up. I smiled in my head.

Everyone waited with bated as I got ready to flip the coin for the last time.

'Should I do it?' I asked.

They all nodded. Their excitement had probably made them lose their voice.

... I don't even know who put this idea of flipping coin in my head, see as my BP just dey rise like madt. God, you know say after Devil, na Dragon wey I fear again. Let Casvillé win o, I no wan roast for fire...

I flipped the coin the last time. It landed on the hard ground with a shrill sound.

... GBAM! Na tail, Ayaf die. Na Distein we go go...

To be continued...

Lmao!!! You af die before death come sef .

Nice one. I hope we won't have to wait too long for the next update

VanTee20: I actually meant yesterday, but I was too busy. I'll try to update today. Thanks sir .

Waiting.....