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Lsofdk:
[color=teal][b]I can scent you from miles away

Morning, how're you spending the weekend? [/color][/b]

Uh oh..Sounds like something a predator would say of his prey, Is this the part where I pick my stilettos and run away?

The morning is going beautifully but I'm still in bed though. There is really nothing to do except to lazy around nd pray Phcn doesn't take their light.

How about you?

MDCCCXXXII:
Of course, we know them. The ones who claim to be mullato and the ones who claim to have been to Dubai, when in actual fact, they can't even buy a bus ticket to go and see their online girlfriend in Lagos.

Fancy how the group of society's rejects have been staying away from trolling all this while, even when provoked? I know, as I know you know, it's because of something.

Hahahaha...this got me

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Hello stranger

I replied
I knew it was you though [/color]

Haha..you knew?
I'm not that translucent, am I?

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Lol The title was clear but some folks couldn't bear staying out wondering the sort of good wishes being showered on the celebrant. I can stake my balls he was here all the while viewing as a guest[/color]

Tell me you didn't see my mention

BTW...I have to laugh at your comment

Why you dey look for trouble where e no dey

BTW,18million...why you no con open thread again last night?

coolestchris:
multiple personality

I see

Guy..why you dey always act like this on NL ehn
I hear say you na chilled guy offline oh

kimbra:
See for yourself.

Will you consult your dictionary and stop making me have to repeat the same thing to you?
Old hag is correct.

But that doesn't change the fact that you still didn't know what hag means and I had to correct you,Olodo.

kimbra:
You're a fool. You just validated your foolishness on this thread.

Kiddo!, go play with your peers.

#cavegirlfeelingfunky.

Answer the question, old hag.

kimbra:
You are humbled. Now, fùck off!.

Uh oh.
I'm never humbled and that's a fact.

Aderola15:
Called you earlier but your line was unreachable, wanted to cry my eyes out. My uncle died.


I'll talk to you tomorrow hun, goodnight and switdrimz. Love you more pumpkin.

Awww.. RIP

deathstroke:
What is this one saying?


I am not in any group so you can't talk me down. Unlike you, I don't need a group to validate myself. I have real friends outside nairaland but your entire pitiful existence depends on a MORONIC whatsapp group of non-entities and dingbats! Little wonder why you can't find a boyfriend outside nairaland, I heard you're even dating a co-slowpoke.

Lolade the housewife RAG will be your new name from now on since you've resigned yourself to be a tool which your future husband will grow his muscles and upgrade his karate skills with

No wonder you even degraded yourself to be used as a messenger for a gathering of MORONIC never-do-well's who can't compose a single correct sentence without murdering the English language!

Loooool.. Glad to know you listen well.
Keep talking to the feet, son.
Mummy will give you the attention you crave soon enough.

Aderola15,I was abouh to call you but my phone died. Ama pari gist wa lo'la..Odaaro. Love youuu

deathstroke:
The same way you agreed that you were a bloody morón and you laced it up and wore it with pride! Morónic slowpoke! Atleast my "oga" didn't feel the need to reply you cos your allegations are false. But you, a renowned nairaland morón cum saddistic troll recognized your name from afar! MORÒN!

Are you not the one who says she will stay in an abusive marriage? No wonder, tells a lot about how your father beats your useless mother to stupor hence the reason you've resigned yourself to be the rag of the human race! Lowlife scum of the earth! Inane vagabond!

Scumbag!..Your retardedness amuses me. Is that all you got?seriously?You just shot all your bullets in one go.
Oga plurimi,I'm disappointed.Are these the kinda dumbos the plurimi breeds?Retards with an IQ lower than that of the average Muturu?
Your pupil lacks basic comprehension ability.Why don't you take him back to that thread and then explain to him bit by bit exactly what was written in that thread... and then choose your followerw carefully in the future,You shouldn't all be dumb!

Deathstroke,thank your dimming stars I'm in a meditative period of my life and as such,I do not want to get my hands messy. But I promise you death,and it shall be served to you slowly and painfully. I will send you scampering from the surface of NL with the sole of your feet at the back of your head.
Until then,keep talking to my yellow feet,it is directly above your oblong head.

I guess you must be feeling really fulfilled from the likes you got. Did oga ask you all to open alternates and like your fellow mumu's trash? Not a surprise though,Your Oga is also notorious for creating alternates to like his own posts.

Bunch of Mofos!Idamu ti ba iyalaya yin.

deathstroke:
throwing indirect shades? b!tch man-up, if you got tits.

oh..so you do agree that your oga is a recharge card-begging mofo

Shoo off doodoo doolally.
I only talk with your boss..nd just so you know, you ain't man enough to take me up.

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

No be person wey get heart dey suffer heartbreak nii

Marinee oooo, come here biko. The news you gave me just dey totori me based on logistics

kikikiki...
By the way.. So many emotional sturvvz on this thread
To think you used to fight everyone in the group cuz of that wench
She's not worth it. All I will say is that you choose your friends carefully in the future. Don't let that bvtch bring you down.

And I see a particular recharge card- begging leader of mediocres yarning dust as usual.Mofo

Aderola15:
Loool. Amin Jesu oooo.


Go through my posts and comman see drama between Miss perfect and I ooooo.


Lee would have a day if he's see this because he warned me oooo

wth is miss perfect? We dunno her here in iyana ipaja

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

You wee just be looking for trouble anyhow nii

You know there's E-slap now but was he expecting assnal to win?

kikikikiki
Arsenal wee kuku nuh kee him for me

Aderola15:
Lmaooooooo

I don't want to imagine that kinda thing this afternoon biko

kikikiki
I sent him a consolation message this morning

Aderola15:
My love, tiri zero dey glaring na.

you can imagine the kinda mood that boy was in

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

Alejo wewe

Called you back yesterday and it wasn't going through, tried it again oooo and you line was busy. who were you talking to that late? Don't tell me it's that boy

hahaha... Nooo
Remember Arsenal lost yesterday?

Aderola15:
Lil pumpkin

Got your missed calls, I was asleep when you called. Will call you in few hours swtz, take care of you and be safe princess.

wanted to pinish my ydae gist nih

Donpoker9:
Yeah....how do I reach u ni?

errr... Rola wee give yhu my num.

Donpoker9:
Not bad

Awww...been calling your num nd then I remembered you don't use it for calls.

EmperorLee:
Errr

My daddyyyy So long?

Smellymouth:
..

Gotcha

Smellymouth:
Lol. Pls stop whinning me jare ..

Looooool..okay egbon. Strictly off nairaland discussion leleyi