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PhonesRe: Not All That Gliters Is Gold by Markenny(op): 11:56am On Sep 10, 2007
thanx guy,,guy u are the only one that have credit, i will let u knw how to get MTN callers tone for free, in case u dont know how ,just drop ur email i will let u know ok,
Jokes EtcRe: One Finger Is Hole Is Much Big Use Three by Markenny(op): 11:50am On Sep 10, 2007
just teach u how to wash class cup, lol kiss undecided
Jokes EtcRe: When I Cums Out It Drips by Markenny(op): 11:47am On Sep 10, 2007
u guy are thinking wrong, lol i just mean tea, ,us not what u think, lol kiss kiss
PhonesRe: Not All That Gliters Is Gold by Markenny(op): 6:39pm On Sep 08, 2007
iam watin for ur call, u dont have credit self,
TV/MoviesRe: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by Markenny(m): 6:32pm On Sep 08, 2007
i got u honey, nice girl ,
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 4:29pm On Sep 05, 2007
impatiently waiting and tapping my foot, sad sad sad smiley
PhonesNot All That Gliters Is Gold by Markenny(op): 4:11pm On Sep 05, 2007
not all that gliters is gold not all that smell nices is rose and not all fones that rings have credit.if its a lie call me, +2348035547043
PhonesWelcome Pack Notification by Markenny(op): 4:03pm On Sep 05, 2007
dear subscriber,it has come to our notice that u neither send text or make calls .please kindly return our line and retrieve your money back,did u succed?call me
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 5:39pm On Sep 04, 2007
lol
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 5:20pm On Sep 04, 2007
i will nerve forget this if it is true,thuo she havent say anythin yet, thanx all i love nairaland , i promise i will still keep my promise,to invite yall.
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 1:49pm On Sep 01, 2007
thnx cool
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 1:28pm On Sep 01, 2007
sendin her pics will be more complicated,for guy here , i really thank yall for ur says , u can invte her yourself,, i will still try.
Jokes EtcWhen I Cums Out It Drips by Markenny(op): 1:03pm On Sep 01, 2007
it goes in dry and come out wet,the longer it stays the swter it becomes it cab be done anywhere and when it cums out it drips in sag , whats on ure mind it just a tea bag.
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 12:58pm On Sep 01, 2007
hey guys this issue is serious, we are here to  help each other rigth u guys gots to help, me out ok, no jokein  i love her,
Jokes EtcOne Finger Is Hole Is Much Big Use Three by Markenny(op): 12:53pm On Sep 01, 2007
, put one finger,if the hole is 2 big put three fingers rub it up and down with easy,iam just teaching u how to wash a class cup.
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 12:33pm On Sep 01, 2007
real men dont insult woman. if u were on my sheos what will u do, ,probaly she is not a flirt,plz guy,this is serious issue i dont want anyone to joke with it, it a matter of life, if u know u gonna sent oppsite plz dont send atall,this my wife we are talking about plz. smiley
RomanceMy Love For Her I Real,will She Agree To My Offer? by Markenny(op): 12:20pm On Sep 01, 2007
hello yall, my name is emmy .o. markdon jnr , i need a help from u guys , iam in love with llindsey kalandra lyneeca, she love me too purely from her heart but th promble is she is still silent to my proposial, i want to marry her but she is still silent.i need about 15 menbers of this frum to help me out with this , hey llindsey emmy markdon .o. love u please on behalf of nairaland frum marry him, thnx if u take apart on this i will definetly invite u , if she a gree to the proposal, she is not a member of this nairaland , so this is the email that u are posting to, llindsey4520@yahoo.com,or, librababy2002@hotmail.com plsease my name should be in cap latter. please help me out. i love this girl and i want her for life,
RomanceRe: My Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 12:12pm On Sep 01, 2007
thanx sis, u will find u own love,i will nerve forget that, thank u.
RomanceMy Love For Her Is Real,will She Agee?to The Offer? by Markenny(op): 11:48am On Sep 01, 2007
hello yall, my name is emmy .o. markdon jnr , i need a help from u guys , iam in love with llindsey kalandra lyneeca, she love me too purely from her heart but th promble is she is still silent to my proposial, i want to marry her but she is still silent.i need about 15 menbers of this frum to help me out with this , hey llindsey emmy markdon .o. love u please on behalf of nairaland frum marry him, thnx if u take apart on this i will definetly invite u , if she a gree to the proposal, she is not a member of this nairaland , so this is the email that u are posting to, llindsey4520@yahoo.com,or, librababy2002@hotmail.com plsease my name should be in cap latter. please help me out. i love this girl and i want her for life, huh huh
PhonesMtn Mail Configuration Settings. by Markenny(op): 2:44pm On Aug 29, 2007
please guys iam hook up with email clint,, mtn mail settings , i need the out going saver and port and incomeing mail saver.flurry dont work in china mobiles so i need help urget. ,,,emmy4hotluv2005@yahoo.com
Jokes EtcSunday Medicine by Markenny(op): 1:55pm On Aug 22, 2007
[center][/center]A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Jokes EtcSunday Medicine by Markenny(op): 1:52pm On Aug 22, 2007
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Jokes EtcSunday Medicine by Markenny(op): 1:39pm On Aug 22, 2007
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
RomanceRe: I Need A Wifey by Markenny(m): 6:45pm On Aug 17, 2007
anglechi ,, watin be ur own self.the boy say he need wife, if u no say u no go marry ya make u no put sand for him garri.abi u go wan make he marry ur mama.
Jokes EtcJoke Of The Day by Markenny(op): 2:29am On Aug 16, 2007
prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison: You get three meals a day.
At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison: You get your own toilet.
At work: You have to share.

In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work: They are called supervisors.

In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
At work: You get fired if you get caught.
Christianity EtcRe: The Secret Of Being Rich by Markenny(op): 2:26pm On Aug 09, 2007
philippians chater 4 verse 10 say, cause u make God happy, and verse 14 says and God will supply all ur needs accordin to his abonudant riches in groy christ jesus, it work iam riche,,,givers nerver lack.try it now and seeeee grin
Christianity EtcThe Secret Of Being Rich by Markenny(op): 2:19pm On Aug 09, 2007
sadthe secret of bieng rich, try and see,are u a christain open to ur holy bible.u know there is philippains chapter 4 verse 10 befor verse 14 and tell me what u see. kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Baby Boxing by Markenny(m): 3:16pm On Aug 08, 2007
does ur kids?, lol , u na de tryoooooooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: Men Na Wa! by Markenny(m): 3:06pm On Aug 08, 2007
nea4real i think ure rith, can i got to know u more?iam emmy
Jokes EtcRe: Mona Lisa In America! by Markenny(m): 3:02pm On Aug 08, 2007
jeseufric, will do u get that crab 4rom?dont she develope nippless 2? grin
Forum GamesTell Me What Iam? by Markenny(op): 2:36pm On Aug 08, 2007
iam an obeject , people dont like me but when ever i pass they clap 4 me what iam, answer well and win a gift, (handglove) wink

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