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rafcrown: I am a Nigerian with British Passport that would like to move to Germany.Any country man who can help will be greatly appreciated.Any job,any help will do.

[quote author=noso_2004]I have just moved from the UK to Germany, I would like to connect real Nlanders in Germany, pls kindly drop a nite here if you would like us to share few things.

Thanks[/quote]welcome to germo


what will like to kwn about germo?
send me mail if you have question about auslanderbehorde or Job center

i had alot of experince with them

i live in south also

Seek advice from lawyer befor seeking asylum...
Atleast that will get you 3 to 4 years...

Papa die and mama die..they want to kill me and I run
It don't matter any more.my papa bring me here and say make I no talk till he is back will get you deport sofort.I brake egg and see myself in europ will get you into truble.flying horse bring me here will get you into jail.I no be nigerian will get you into deportation camp for longer time(2years).
Don't trust nigerians ...use private lawyer for first rejection..don't use social lawyer..

when?


you should come to ulm

Use it more that in germany u pay ur ass off...

eduson33: If u wie caught by d police n was given these options to choose from,
1.cancel ur nationality(nigeria) and get a permanent green card or
2.accept ur nationality and go back there never to return.
Which wil u choose?

Do you mean asylum seeker?if yes you are right!!!
Police always ask those question.a friend was visting italy from austria.he is aslylum. He was caught by italian police.he was ask to cancel his nationality(austria) and seek aslum in italy,or face deportation to nigeria for illagal entry.(Wish is not possible italy have no right on him unless he denie autria and seek asylum in italy.)He refuse the offer at the end of the day he was give 24hours to leave italy

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The same with swiss,swiss will offer you money to accpt your nationality(nigeria) and accpt deport and nerva to return befor I think 8 years not sure.

World2000: @Merkenny, Pls i need the nr as well am finding it hard to pay online and my Aufenthalts and Passport has same date to expire in 3mon time. yemiworld2000@yahoo.com

Have you try calling berlin??maybe ther might have alternative solution for paymentam not sure if obi is in germany now last time I talk to him was about 6months ago...he say somethin about going to nigeria...I will still send you his number...if he is in germany it you will get appoitment under 12hrs.

i will help you ...dont try google,

watch the video




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfFebxwe4Qs

@seun I mean the search box is mess up..search for car it will take u to romance section,normal it supose to take me auto section

hmm

@seun Last week I was not able to acces nairaland on the phone..for almost 12hours,I ask honsule over bbm if nairaland have problem loading on phones,he said nope.
When I finally open nairaland on my phone,I was lookin for a topic,I type germany on the search box,all I see is a yellow and with codes...germany writen in btw them.I try to make a screenshot but phone got frozen.
Plus have any one try useing the search box on the phone?it really mess up.try fix that@seun.nairaland search search for lagos it will take u to jamica.pls do somethin about it.

Odunnu: Is this not that lil boy we made win 'Baby cute' sometime ago?
Ohhh, he's grown so big and looking cuter. Wow.

Yap that's him...he is a big boy now...

akanezek: My child dance step is etighi, the most popular calabar dance.

U got video?it fun to watch them dance

fit akon


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiG1EVazJq0&feature=g-upl&context=G2771b7eAUAAAAAAABAA

chidube@ 9months


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk2sp5bUCxA&feature=g-upl&context=G22754f2AUAAAAAAAAAA

[b][/b]Jamb Exam Fill in the gap,

1)Inside jackie chan and jet Li who go beat?........

2)Inside indomie and macaroni which one sweet pass?........

3)Inside girls and boys who do amebo pass?.........

4)Inside mama and papa style and from back which one sweet pass?........

5)Inside fowl and goat who get voice pass?......

6)Inside ogboni and illuminati which one sweet to
join?.........

7)No difference between agboro and police, because d both of dem dey collect money for bus/stop and dey wey uniform, True or False?..........

Everybody don theif b4 True or False?..........

9)Inside politician and yahoo boyz who girls follow pass?......

10)Finally inside me wey write dis tin and u wey dey read am who no get work?=)).............

Abeg every question carry 5marks, Exam start now

U need to apply for vistin visa...if she is working and live in germany tell her to go immigration office and get letter of invitation..plus her house contract and also work contraact..then with all that plus ur own doc go and apply for visa,but if she not livin in germany sry for u then..

15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u rape a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

there are writeing me when ever u write.
it not a vry good idea about the threaten her na europ no bi nija.
my address and phone number passpord doccuments dey the computer.

dont worry i will figure somethin out befor the weekend.

cyif2003:
Markenny@Gud day bro. Cud av mailed u yesterday bt decided to kill d pressure on u. Sowi about d loss of your account mine also bt we have to look 4 option to retrieve it back. Atleast they will listen to us when we complain.
I wanted to send their support group a mail askin them y my acct was suspended but i wanted to find out 4rm u if it is d rite tin to do. Pls reply

u can write them since yesterday me and somadila is
writen them this was there respond,


thank you for your e-mail.

Kindly note that after an investigation of our Security Department, we
have decided to close you account and seize the funds.

Please read the following parts of our terms and conditions:

"IV. Opening an Account / Account

3. If an account is opened and run in breach of the conditions
specified in section IV.1 Tipico or a legal institution of Malta is
entitled to confiscate the funds contained in this account.

cyif2003:
Does dat mean dat your acct has been shut down permanently?

it since so, there demand all this in the mail, i send you the passwrd again.
check ur mail both sparm and inbox.let me kwn if u ca access your account.


not only my account was sized somadila and toulax1 account.
i submited all the user name to them.


log on urs and tell me was up.

my tipico account closed and 450 plus euro sized reason


multiple loging on moneybooker account thanks to nairalander. trying to access
my moneybooker account. god i beging to hate this forum.

@cyif2003 can u access your tipico account?

guente:
Bate vs Barça - +1.5
Valencia vs Chealsea - -3.5
Ac Milan vs Viktoria P - +1.5
Arsenal vs Olymp - +1.5
Bayern Lev vs Genk - -3.5

+1.5 = 2goals or more
-3.5 = 3goals or less

i woundnt go for -3.5 on lev vs genk
genk recently have dence problem
plus last macthes btw those two clubs ends in 4-1in favour of bayen lev.
i wound go for both team to score or over 2.5

other bet is go area.

@somadila i make bet of 2euro for u
@ur scond acct.


hope it okay with u.

@somadila

second acct been fund

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@somadila

your second acct have been fund

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