₦airaland Forum

stan4b:
Hello guys!!
Pls, I'll like to know. Can you guys marry a girl with tattoo on her breast??

Will the tattoo affect the taste of her breast milk?

columbus007:
We go meet ourselves for central Bank, Lolz.,that's it.

So you think all the cash in the CBN will be outside waiting for you abi?

Even if you manage to get into the CBN office all the cash are in vaults and you will need a combination of keys and biometrics to unlock them...if you manage to get the money out you still have to figure out a way to take it out because the money is visible so if you're carrying it people will see it moving

Mariangeles:
Ah! 😲😀

I hope say una no dey talk am where una children dey sha?

You need to be aware that some people grew up in a dysfunctional family so to them an abnormality seems normal

When this war is over I will go to Ukraine and marry 5 women at the same time

Condition is now critical for Ukraine!

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meobizy:
The bank no get manager? Maybe the sum is just 200K Naira. Even at that, na me and manager go wear one trouser till the matter is resolved.

So you don finally change your moniker from female to male

ChizzyBuna:
I don't know if they have cctv footage of the incident at first bank before it goes viral.
I paid for a school admission letter to a university in Romania.
The agent later told me that the school has closed admission.
So I decided to tell her to resend the money back to me.
We aggred to use western union

She sent me the mtcn and I went to firstbank they said network not working that I should go to main branch.
I went to main branch, stood in line when my turn reach na one woman attend to me.
I give her mtcn she dey check say e dey. She come say the sender no put my middle name. That they can't give me the money. Omo I shock. I WhatsApp call the agent in Romania and ask her. She say she use Western union app send am. Say them only ask first and last name.

As I return back to the woman and explain to her why. To my outmost shock this B***h canceled the Western Union transfer saying it looks fraudulent. She gave me that look like I am a scammer. As I try ask her why she cancel.
She just called me a fraudster🤬🤬

My own hard earned money!!!
Omo I first stone am my pams. One senior man for line come restrain me. She just dey shout security security. I wanted to punch the hell out of her.

How can you cancel money transfer when I call the person that send it to explain

I want to get that woman fired from that bank. How can I report this
This is highly unethical

Why you no punch am?

You for punch am, by now you for dey inside cell for Panti police station!

Safyqueen:
So that food will be made ready on your table because of that abi?
If you cannot see that Akpabio is a disaster then I pray Nigeria you so wish will happen to you the way is happening to Natasha.
Type amen please.

Natasha Akpoti is an even bigger disaster!

Congratulations!

Mariangeles:
God forbid!
There are no black sheep in my family.

Being irresponsible is not something to be proud about.
Legend indeed!

You sure say no be you be the black sheep of your family?

kpankpangolo:
Anything makes front page in Seun’s Nairaland. Man don old pass this platform.

Oga abeg if this place don tire you make you give us chance!

pocohantas:
The post clearly says lesbianism.
So what are the posters saying?
Anyway, lavender marriages are prominent. I pity whoever thinks it is a flex to impregnate or be impregnated by a lesbian or gay Nigerian. They will use you to keep up a public image and continue homosexuality behind. Last last na you go divorce and run.

I hope you're not a closet lesbian

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They're scammers at work.

Just ignore them, they gat nothing!

bada007:
Please suggest a good cage size for a pup Lhasa aspo and having it in mind that he would still grow,from the picture below and also please rate this pure if its a pure or not please your opinion are highly appreciated
He’s still with his mom until second week of august until i pick him up but booked thank you

All these cages are small

Wordsfrombimpe:
Ah this is one of the best comment ever

Seun wey block me because I told him I was taking a break on nairaland and boom he block me and I block him too

Seun is my spec intellectually from your observation and we have discuss but he is atheist and it’s not like I condemn his belief but there will be conflict of interest because I believe in God and he doesn’t the only way it can ever work it’s if we don’t impose our belief on each other

Lastly you have great sense of humor that made me laugh

I don't understand Seun's atheism, he claims to be an atheist yet he promotes his parents Surehome seminars which is mainly about Christian teachings and virtures

ufotunang:
Court order is above NASS..court has told her to resume

Oya make court go open door for am na.

Una no even sabi interpret court judgement

Bowwow11:
The fear of senator Natasha is the beginning of wisdom in the Nigeria national assembly

Na who dey fear am?

She will just go there and embarrass herself for nothing

monarck:
Medicine after death.

What Kemi said is exactly the way it is. Not long ago we saw a video of a white man complaining that he couldn't get Nigerian citizenship after marrying a Nigerian woman for over 15 years but that a Nigerian man can easily pass citizenship to a foreign woman he marries.

My question is: Why would someone even need Nigerian citizenship?

It has no value to you because you got it for free!

carzeem1:
Happy birthday Mr Vodi. Biggest fashion brand in Africa.

How is he the biggest fashion brand in Africa?

Most people including myself only started hearing about him this year

Nemesis0147:
Happy birthday.....

All these fashion brands are the ones helping most of these politicians to launder money(allegedly)....they full for Abuja.

Don't mind them, this one is busy deceiving himself that he made his money from fashion designing, as if he's the only fashion designer in Nigeria

WickedAfonja:
This was posted right before the Peter Obi Dilemma thread but deleted by Seun/Mynd to protect Wike...

Wike knows he is finished.
No leverage against Tinubu means he is desperate.

He is at Tinubu's mercy right now and he doesn't like it. Tinubu can fire him and that will be his end. Tinubu can also make Fubara delay his peace deal in time to rearrange Rivers.

-Checkmated by Tinubu in Rivers
-Checkmated by Atiku in PDP

The man is gone

His final move? Peter Obi.
Let me explain...





The final nail to Wike's coffin will be if Peter Obi officially decamps to ADC the only problem with that is whether Atiku is willing to step down for him.

The moment Atiku signs a deal with Peter Obi for 2027, Wike and Tinubu are gone.

Is this what this thread is about?

These bunch of confused people are still deceiving themselves

This misadventure will not end well, you don't need to be a diviner to know this!

Tadekun:
Na rubbish talk you dey talk too.

The comment is an example of slop which led me to talk further about Original Posts making FP that are AI slop. Ofc, how would the mods control response be it slop or not. But they definitely could control what makes FP.

Try dey read to comprehension before you open mouth waaahhhh

Another load of rubbish!

I knew it would come to this

Tadekun:
Chatgpt slop.

A lot of FP material are chatgpt slop. e.g eye of lagos, glimpse TV. When people use social media, they are looking for something authentic, if not, they could spend their days with a chatbot. If chatgpt slop keeps gracing FP, nairaland would reach its grave soon enough

Una go just dey talk rubbish.

What you quoted was not even the main topic of the thread but another individual's post, how do you expect the mods to control the source of what a responder decides to post in response to a post on FP?

Mynd44:
I lost count at 30

No wonder

Na which kind karma be that?

The man died at a very ripe old age of 82 and lived his life to the full

Habeeb Okikiola leave this matter and focus on your music Mr man

Lionessza6:
Why did the Nigerian man stab and kill this woman when he had so many other options? He is to blame for his actions.

I won't be surprised if his wife and in law threatened to throw him out of the house, that's the most likely thing that triggered this type of reaction from him