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the postutme yesterday was awesome for me, i finished 30mins b4 stoppage time, i was able to crosscheck my work 3rice, , so all my reading and above God's help and mercy did not fail me, and i met Natasha too,

pls who called me last nite?

Natasha,,:
Amen hey I've replied your email, sorry for not responding quickly just that I didn't see it, take care

@natasha i'll be offline 4 a while, wanna commit more of my time to reading, but i'll be in Benin by thursday, call/txt me when u in Benin 08060406641 and my name's Mark,

Natasha,,:
Amen hey I've replied your email, sorry for not responding quickly just that I didn't see it, take care

besides where did u send ur reply to??, or alternatively, u can add me on facebook with dat email addy,

Natasha,,:
Amen hey I've replied your email, sorry for not responding quickly just that I didn't see it, take care

k cool, when are u going 2 Benin?

@all i dont think the guy was refering to all nigerian girls, my sisters can cook ooo, lol, @natasha dat reminds am still waiting for ur reply ooo, as regards benin

bright007:
This is from me to all prospective uniben students:Wish u guyz all d best in your upcoming exam!

AMEN

[color=#990]ABEG WHOSE DOING LAW HERE OOOO, LETS HOOK UP NEXT WEEK THURSDAY SO WE CAN MAYBE STUDY TOGEDA OOOOO, [/color]

[color=#990]GUYS ITS A LIE, THERE IS NO SATELLITE,, WHERE DID IT LAUNCH FROM?,  AND JONATHAN WHO LIKES TAKING CREDIT 4 HIMSELF PUBLICLY WILL LAUNCH A SATELLITE AND HIS MOUTH WON'T TURN TO A VUVUZELA, BLARING ABOUT??,  ABEGI, AN SETUP, SUMTIN THING LIKE DAT IS TO BIG TO BE A SECRET IN A FEDERATION LIKE NIGERIA, [/color]

WE'RE WATCHING,

[color=#990]THE 'HONORABLU' MINISTER OF SCIENCE AND TECH HAS BEING EVADING THE QUESTION OF SATELLITE ALL DAY, D GUY NO GREE TALK LIE OR TRUTH, SO ULTIMATELY GEJ IS A LIAR, SATELITE GO LAUNCH, 9JA NO GO SHAKE??, ABEGI!!!, I NO KUKU VOTE AM, I KNEW FROM D ONSET DAT HE WAS MORE NOISE DAN ACTION, CHANNELING ALL IS NIGER-DELTA ENERGY TO PUSHING A 6 YRS TERM BILL, WEN NUTTIN DEY WORK, mstchewwww, [/color]

[color=#990]THE GUY NAME NA JOSEPH WEY HIM BRODAS DEY SELL AM??, ABI HIM SEF DEY DREAM DREAMS??, LOL, NO OFFENCE OO[/color]

[color=#990]@malik.sr I THINK U SHOULD TALK TO HER, U MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SHE WAS TRAINED, AND FOR THE FACT DAT HER SIBLING DIDN'T REFUSE THE OFFER OF USING UR MATRIMONIAL BEDROOM WHILE U GUYS U MOVE OUT SHOWS DAT THE PROBLEM IS DEEP ROOTED, SHE MIGHT JUST SEE IT A PRETTY MINOR THING, BUT SHE WONT KNOW SHES WRONG UNTIL U TELL HER, BESIDES U SOUND LIKE A REALLY QUIET PERSON, DATS GUD, BUT ALWAYS SPEAK UP WHEN SUMTIN'S NOT RIGHT, MARIAH IS YEARS OLDER DAN NICK, BUT NICK, D LAST TIME I CHKD STILL CALLS THE SHOTS, SO JUST TALK TO HER, LET HER KNOW AREAS SHE WRONGED U. AND IF SHE TRULY LOVES U LIKE U CLAIM, SHE'LL Y UNDERSTAND. LOVE IS HARD TO FIND THESE DAY BRO, ESPECIALLY WIT ALL THESE BLACKBERRY AND AMA KIP KIP SHIRT GURLS ROAMING AROUND, SEEKIN WHOM TO DEVOUR, LMAO

TALK TO "UR" WIFE BOSS, I GET THE FEELING SHE LUVS U, BUT IT'S U DAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HER FULLY, PEACE[/color]

[color=#990]LMAO, U GUYZ ARE HILARIOUS,

NO OFFENCE OOO, FOR ME I THINK THE GUY IS CLASSIC, AS IN HIS KIND IS RARE,COS THE LAST TIME I SEE GUY WEY MUMU REACH LIKE DAT DON TEYYYY, HE'S PROBABLY THE LAST OF A DYING BREED, THE BREED OF BOYS WEY JUSS GO SKOOL BUT COMON SENSE DEY DODGE DEM, HAHAHA.

PLS SOMEBODY PRESERVE DAT BOI IN A MUSUEM, OR A GAME RESERVE B4 HE KIND BECOMES EXTINCT,

AS REGARD D GURL, M NOT SURPRISED, NA IMPATIENCE AND GREED NAIM MAKE EVE CHOP OTUTU WEY PUT ALL MANKIND 4 TROUBLE TODAY, SO I THINK AN ESSENTIAL ATTRIBUTE OF A WOMAN IS, SHE HAS TO BE GREEDY, BESIDES GIRLS NO GET RIGHT TO GET SENSE ANYWAY, THE FEW WEY GET SENSE GET AM AND DAT NA LIKE 1 OUT OF 50 AND MOST TIMES SEF D ONES WEY GET SENSE NA THE ONES WEY GET ELEMENTS OF BOY IN DEM(tomboys), NO OFFENCE TO D LADIES WHO ARE KEEPING IT REAL OOOO,

DNT GET IT TWISTED, U BE ALBERT EINSTEIN NO MEAN SEY U BE KING SOLOMON, [/color]

2buff:
I find my soul can only really bless my woman after she makes an awesome meal for me out of love.
I have no control over this deep urge to bless her after this. It just happens. 

I think men were just designed that way cuz Isaac required Esau to go and cook beta cooking for him before he could grant him his final blessings (Which Jacob sharply kolobi'd) 

abi oo broda 2buff, even wen u wan come to God back in those days, u must first go roast goat, abi una 4get sey na the sweet smell of the better asun(barbecue) wey abel do make God begin dey ask for cain hand??, lol

jackpot:
As for me, the lady I will marry must know how to cook. .If not yet, then she must enrol in a cook-coaching school. .I can't endure coming back from a tiring day at work only to eat a jollof rice full of salt! God forbid

***JACKPOT*** AS UR NAME IS, SO U ARE, U HIT THE NAIL ON THE TORSO, LMAO, BUT IF NA SALT E 4 GUD, WAT IF U CHOP DIFFERENT VERSION OF INDOMIE 4 1 WEEK(indomie+chicken, indomie pepper soup, indomie vegetable flavor, indomie bla bla bla, lol) OR EATRY FOOD WEY DEM MICROWAVE,

OK, PLS THERE ARE MORE GURLS WHO CAN COOK THAN THOSE WHO CANT, IF THE AGE RANGE WE ARE WORKING WIT IS BETWEEN, 17-UPWARDS, BUT THE FUTURE OF COOKING IS BLEAK OOO IF WE JUDGE WIT AGES 16-BELOW, COS EVEN THE ONES DAT SEY THEY CAN COOK, CAN ONLY COOK THE BASICS, RICE, BEANS, YAM, EGUSI SOUP, INDOMIE AND FINISH AND DIS CANT BE CATEGORIZED AS COOKIN, U GURLS BETTER GO LEARN HOW TO PREPARE SOME ANGRY VEGETABLE SOUP FROM UR MOMMAS AND STOP TRYNA CATCH US WIT JOLLOF RICE DAT U HAVE MURDERED WIT MAGI, , NO OFFENCE LADIES, IF ANY GUY TELL U HE LOVES YOU EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS U CANT BOIL WATER AND IS NOT MAKING PLANS ON HOW HE CAN GET YOU TO LEARN HOW TO COOK, HES JUSS TRYNA TAP DAT ASS, TAKE IT 4RM ME,
I KNO OYINBOS WHO CAN TO 9JA JUSS TO LEARN HOW TO COOK(no be dem say, there are friends), SO IF PEEPS WEY UNA DEY EMULATE FIT DO DIS KAIN HING HOW MUCH MORE UNA,

INFACT DIS WORLD DON SCATTER, PEOPLE LIKE BEYOUNCE, OPRAH AND THOSE GIRL POWER SH*T, U KNO, D MISS INDEPENDENT SH*T DON SCATTER EVERYTHING, DIS IS ANODA TOPIC ON ITS OWN, COS I GOT PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT WEN IT COMES TO HOW MUCH CORRUPTION AND MORAL DECADENCE SOME WOMEN ARE SPREADING,

kinguy:
tell dem pls. d@s dia mentor, model, godess. . . All in d name of independence, civilisation. Reason hillary clinton didnot win her primaries is cos many american women says she's a woman who cant take kia of her home and u Xpect her 2 take kia of a nation. Dey gave an Xample of her hubby and lewisky's sex scandal, d@ it wz b'cos of her lifestyle her husband st@d havin sex outside marriage. Dey even brought oda domestic issues and oda women clinton bleeped D@s d most influencial living woman on earth.

Outstrip:
Come on sharrap dia. See ya mouth like oprah did not cook. You think even if she chose to marry she would find someone that uses cooking as a requirement in chosing a life partner. If you stick to your level chances are that you will meet a woman that her sole focus in life is to cook for you. It is when you start reaching above your level that you start complaining. Stick to what you are used to then there will be no problem.

emmmm madam outstrip,  nobody is sayin he wants to marry a woman 'whose soul focus is to cook',  wat we sayin is, home made meals are healthier,  besides, when d kids start coming, would you register dem at a local eatry, or get the meals made urself??,  ok househelps are there, and there are the risks too, you can have a househelp, yeah, cos you cant cook everytime, especially if you not a full time housewife, but your ability to cook only gives the man d knowledge that if u want to u can, not that even if u want to u cant,  left to me, i think any girl dat thinks cookin is not necessary is just being lazy,  besides, i have neva heard an african man that will marry a woman who cant cook and is not willing to learn how to,

as regards having extra-marital affairs cos your wife cant cook,  that i dont support,  yeah, 8 out of 10 cases its possible, but judging from my stand point, if i mistakenly, as in very unfortunately marry a woman that cant cook and is not willing to learn how to,  then i'll have to keep eating my mom's and sisters' food, i go do roaster give dem be dat, lmao, (pls note my emphasis on 'not willing to learn how to'), but me sef kno sey i no fit marry woman wey no fit cook, i go don teach am during courtship, 

ochukoccna:
Na food be that?

Billions of men?
How many people are really on the planet, About  7 billion.
How many of them are grown men within the lady's reach?
How many men of marriageable age can a lady attract in her life time?
Drop the billions, I believe you get the drift.

Truly no  was born to cook, but there are traditional roles even in all of our imported modernity,  I cook may choose to help out wifey in the kitchen yet I expect her [and I believe most men do] to supervise the kitchen arrangements. All those jokes about the housemaid taking over and warming Madam's bed start with little issues like cooking.
When last did anyone listen to LADY by FELA
All this more, Abami E don prophesy
My sister is British educated, she cooks for her husband even with her accent
Many of us grew up to see her mothers, sisters, aunties, grandmothers cooking for their husbands even though they had maids to help out
This cooking sessions were bonding sessions where knowledge and skills passed down
Yorubas say 'Olobe lo ni oko'
Why do think Calabar women are said to have the lowest divorce rates in Nigeria?
If true, I believe it has to do with two notable skills Calabar ladies are brought up to possess
I leave you to go figure what they are
Even God showed up in His pre-incarnate form to sample Sarah's cooking- Gen18

bro d last time i chked i think the ratio of boyz to gurls was like 1:4 respectively, dats excluding the higher mortality rate for boyz when they are grown, which puts the statistics at 1:6 or 8 sef if i can remember clearly, lol,  ,  so ladies,  oko wan lode oooo, 

sincerely i can marry a girl who cant cook, i wont mind teachin her, but if she no wan learn, am ON TO THE NEXT ONE, cos my momma breed me with fresh food, no mama puts for miii, even me sef na badass cook,

2buff:
^^ LOL @ billions of men will want to marry her.
So young. So very young.

I blame hollywood though. All the young ones care about now is the romance of courtship, and the grandieur of wedding day.
The movies hardly ever transition many years after that.

i feel u jare my guy,

kinguy:
D reason we are sufferin in d world 2day is cos of a woman who cant cook. Adam went 4 hustlin came back and asked eve 4 food only 4 eve 2 bring him fast food bought 4rm d devil himself. If eve kuld cook she wuld av d world shuld av been a beta place. . . Islam, Budhaism, Judaism, Christianity, e.t.c always emphasize on women knowin hw 2 cook. Even devil wz a good cook dats y she could use her food 2 decieve a woman like her. She knows d secret *d quickest way 2 a mans heart is 2ru his stomach*

guy u be clown i swear, lmao , anywayz fire hadn't being discovered then so she couldn't have prepared any food for him,

P.S all the girls i kno i can cook ooo, e bad as e bad dem fit cook indomie

Natasha,,:
^ AMEN AMEN AMEN AND AMEN!!

is there any one else here going for law?

yeah, am going 4 law too, wats ur umte score, where do u stay currently, and if u outside benin when are u going to benin?,
heres my mail addy, platinum_genius@yahoo.com add me so we can talk more, i'd like to kno how u preparing 4 ur postutme, #bless

story, mtschewwww!!!!

bright007:
@markollini:bros,your jamb score hold ground wella!your core post utme sub are jamb sub.

thanks bro,

pls @bright007, i had 250 in my ume n i wanna study law, wat are d stakes n wat are my postutme subjects, thank u

bro can u chk dis one for me, 05628310fa thankss

both o u were dope, but am givin it to ibime, ur lines were ill, i'd like to battle you if you dont mind, juss to brush up a lil, lol, no hard feeling bro, juss plain havin fun, holla back when u ready props

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