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love letters i never 4 once wrote one, i got quite a few though but i juss read em n smile, don't reply em, cos i feel the feelings they portray are FAKE which in most cases they are,
i prefer the one on one conversing style, when the gurl looks in ur eyes n sees the words are comin 4rm deep within u, most o these feelins are fake too, but they are more convincing, nywayz,

but y are all d gurls here keepin their letters in a box, or is the "letter in a box" another female conversing lie, haaaa, na God go help us n deliver us from this age long tradition of deception letters n wat not,

i juss finished training as a webdesigner and animator, so i don't have all those requirements u stated can i still apply?

this too shaz

when i logged into d forum it was murder he wrote/
n when u try to skeet on me/ there'll be blood on my coat/
not my blood, not her blood, but your blood on my coat
cuzz i don't see myself dissin a nigerian goat/
u juss on pussy ass nigga wit the mind of a roach/
live your sorry life like u's a fairy tale toad/
i'll murk u like it was the hills have eyes 3/
take your soul to the devil like johnny blaze will/
your aftermath'll look like hurricane mitch/
your lifes a glitch filled wit stiches n shit/
hey sauce, what do u think o u ending as my dinner?/
u haven't got a choice,sauce, u prolly in my burger/
shred u wit a sickle like i was d grim reaper/
spray em slugs n scatter u like arnorld shwarzenegger/
sauce? i never knew sauces rap n speak english/
u should be on my grain/ or gone wit pepperoni/
your punches are so lame u like d pigs in kalahari/
i'll end your dirty life slit ya throat with blade n tight ish
i'll be your worse nightmare cuzz u walked into my kill web/
a broke butt nigga smell like u sellin poo ware/

muguvele magavele, dumb magavele
do i hav to tell u dat u rantin like my telli

@shaz
thanks agains, keep up the good work

@shaz
can u feed me on dis too

it's a battle o wits maine i ain't gonn loose out
i got flossin in ma bloodstream let it flow like i did south
cold metal on your temple blow your skull into tit bits
take life out of em bitches flush your soul like shaukhan will
i hit u wit ma punches n make a river of crimson
i'll let it flow to d niger wipe your name outtta history
from d heart beat of the nation i was born to be raw
i be blastin through time wit em bitches life in ma claws
u fukc wit me ama light your head up like light poles
send u to d D(devil) tell him u bleeped wit d wrong soul
it's obvious when i spit my ish it sets u ablaze
u'll burn like a rabid rabbit wrapped in d raze
soaky soaky my dickk juss left a hole in your moll
ill be back muthafucka 2 come claim your soul
fukc that shit when y'all say hiphop dead
bitches squeezed d fukcin life outtta it more on this thread

thanks shaz u d best, wat i meant by "scatter u like versace" his bits will be scattered around like versace clothlines, the clothline is everywhere

@shaz
i'll ignore makavele he's juss 17 his mind is still dumb, am still expectin dis link shit from u iight

@shaz
could u post links to some of these forums u talked bout??, maybe we'll improve there.
platinum_genius@yahoo.com, i added u

@ice-zik
sup bro, i dunno i know i murked flowshow.
how he beat me to it/is wat i cant tell bro
Lil makavele wants have me on his diss song/
should i murk him bro or let him sing is cheap song?

@saucekid

[b]when i logged into d forum it was murder he wrote/
n when u try to skeet on me/ there'll be blood on my coat/
not my blood, not her blood, but your blood on my coat
cuzz i don't see myself dissin a nigerian goat/
u juss on pussy ass nigga wit the mind of a roach/
live your sorry life like u's a fairy tale toad/
i'll murk u like it was the hills have eyes 3/
take your soul to the devil like johnny blaze will/
your aftermath'll look like hurricane mitch/
your lifes a glitch filled wit stiches n shit/
hey sauce, what do u think o u ending as my dinner?/
u haven't got a choice,sauce, u prolly in my burger/
shred u wit a sickle like i was d grim reaper/
spray em slugs n scatter u like arnorld shwarzenegger/
sauce? i never knew sauces rap n speak english/
u should be on my grain/ or gone wit pepperoni/
your punches are so lame u like d pigs in kalahari/
i'll end your dirty life slit ya throat with blade n tight ish
i'll be your worse nightmare cuzz u walked into my kill web/
a broke butt nigga smell like u sellin poo ware/[/b]

n this

nairaland made a funeral/brid be d priest/
i be d killer/cuzz i sent u sixfeet/
there's a rain o punches u bathed in your blood/
slugs fly like sixteens some aimed fi your skull
u is d game,i hunt d game, i tell u how it is made
blocked your vision flow/now u smell like rotten cake/
your life's all fukced/rotten as a can of dead fish/
u gonn need a coffin when i hit u wit ma punches/
u so low/ popos got u beggin 4 their kokos/
poke n stoke your bloody soul, u blown up like my yoyo/
bitches want to act like cats u snitchin on da kingpin/
i'll order u be skewered n barbecued like u pig meat/
am your god d one who states da way u lead your life/
i'll squeeze life out of u maine/ u gonn be still as ice/
been to hell n back like i was keanu reeves's constantine/
my ish'll give u scars like d edge of an open steel tin/
it's dumb o u flowbitch, fi you pick a beef wit me/
when am done shootin u/ your blood u going to skeet/
your life looks like d aftermath of september 11/
it's so bloody wasted u won't smell the gates of heaven/
my mets'll flay like u had a bath in boiling water/
your show'll stop flowin cuzz u be crawlin in d gutter/
your life's a joke livin it like u carry a yoke/(OX)
am gonn help u snuff it out n squash it like a yoke/(EGG)
u juss a clone the real u died a long time ago/
bitch buried in qiuck sand cuzz your sry ass stoned/
u know u can't throw punches/ like mohamet ali/
u juss one stupid fool/ like your local bash ali/
there's nuffin in your block head than a cup of mamas pee/
miked with a little poo that came out from your pig/
u can't associate,your perfume made of skunk spray/
u brain is made up of nuffin/ but shit n dried hay/
your mama knew u'd be like this she had your mouth bridled/
now it's runnin at d wrong dude i'll smash it like a timble/
it's odd when u live life like u spat 30 bars/
when u know your whole life u gonn live behind bars/

shaz can u feed me on this

am markolini/n am gonn slash u like samourai X/
i walk/ wit d magnitude of a tyranosaurus rex/
like magnito/ am gonn smash to point of extincto
am gonn beat u till u become granulated sucreno/
by GOD u'll be sorry u paired wit one as ill as me/
i'll cut u bits n pieces barbecue n feed to pigs/
my ish'll cut so deep in u your wounds'll never heal
u'll be weepin on your knees beggin GOD to help u please/
when u spit u make a drizzle/when i spit i cause a storm/
i bring hurricanes and cylones down to flowshow's doors/
when u stand n battle me u'll need a life replacement/
cuzz when my punches hit u'll be buried in 13 caskets
am d real thing u juss a goddamn pawn on my chess board/
i dictate how u live and then squash u wit my skateboard/
send a slug up your spine, scatter u like versace/
i'll beat u home n away like d bluez beat farnabache/
i try to come clean when i drop my ish n punches/
u run your dirty mouth at me i'll light u up like torches/
no bitch can go free/ when u break into my solitude/
dayyum maine/u know i got problems wit ma attitude
cuzz flow u so wack u had a Phd in wackitude
your show ain't flowin no more cuzz i blocked it wit my magnitude/
now u learnt your lesson,nxt u hear my name scram/

@makavele his royal illness will grace ur thread whenam through wit sauce

@brid
give me till tomorrow to post my ish, stay chillin bro

@sauce
u dead meat, i'll be back fo ya

@ makavele
you so desperate to die, y have u chosen ur death in my hands, y did u not select other merciful opponents?

@makavele
u lil, besides u did not qualify

@Brid
no sweat bro, i'll prove am better, n i understand your argument,

@sauce kid
You want a piece of me son

@ everybody
anybody who wants a piece me should holla,before i choose

@flowshow
u won yeah yeah, cheers, maybe we could battle sum other time, lets juss say xerxes has to win sometimes even though leonidas is a better fighter, peace out

@brid
i have cause to beleive dis result is baised but no sweat, i got a qusetion, if a one star general battles n wins a two star general, how many bars does he get??

@brid
wassup bro?

@edosio
tell me, are u tryna put words in brid's mouth??believe me, 4rm my analysis,i shoulda won dis shit a long time ago, but i believe brid is d judge, he knows wat to do so i'll juss let him do his job, so pls don't try to start sumtin aight?? peace out

i am d reason why crack turned from cocaine
i light it up it burns slow like propane- mims

@Brid
yeah so we can battle other people

shaz baby could u judge dis dudes again, lets see whose d illest

his royal illness will look into the matter

hey lil boi/u smell like puke
u'll need a mouthwash n a thorough bath too

son/ y would i wanna logout cuzz o u/
u dumbest thing/ i seen after shrek 2/

hahaha u juss dissed urself fucko
son go get a life or u'll be hanged on ur time zone
i waste time dissin u,u waste of spit
i juss logout now n let u go to sleep

u'll be lucky if u were paired wit me in dis battle, so u won't die slowly, u know THE LUCKY ONES IN DIS BATTLE DIE FAST, u'll die very quickly,no pains

besides i am gonn choose my opponent myself,

ok i'll xplain
(your mom is worst thing that ever happened to humanity)
am sure u know wat dat means
(stretch marks allover one would she was scar city)
means she has stretch marks like she was a city of scars
(her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat)
her breast slackened from feeding makavele who is a goat
(when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach)
anytime he asks for meat she gives him a bowl of cockroach

hope u dig ??peace out

son/ haven't u got work to do 4 ur mom
maybe wash d dishes n her dirty stinkin cunt
did ur mom not tell u not fukc the men
u should do ur homework b4 sprayin u wit stench

ur mom is worst thing dat ever happened to humanity
stretch marks allover one would she was scar city
her breast flapped at 20 cuzz she breast fed u a goat
when u asked for meat she fed u wit a bowl of roach

did u plant seeds juss to be a vegetable
we invest in a team it to the death fo sho
no X n O tex calicos
aim at your chest nigga

obie trice (snitch)

tunrayo i covered ur ass cuzz u did not spit
i'll be d one they gonna diss nxt not u, don't want makavele to get at u