₦airaland Forum

Lashist:
Ehen...if e sure for you give your last cash too na ...you don change story..from na 5h to its audio to its last cash...if you really fit give, i fit mention you for a thread make you give that 5h. Even if you think its my alternate, still give if e sure for you. God go bless you too

Drop the aza with this moniker, i will quote your account, in the next 1 hour you should get the audio 5h that makes you feel like Nairaland savior.

Lashist:
Lol..but i didnt say i need money na..Find person here to give na if e sure for you...open thread and do 5h giveaway na..at least to prove say hunger no wan kill you

Na you dare me, na you i wan proof Wrong, drop ass that 5h or audio money that makes you feel like a village God, i will give you now, clip your wings.

Lashist:
No na..what am i expecting from someone in NL na??...i gave freely...na u cal me broke and i told you i can even help your stupid life...from its 5h i gave to its audio money ...its only people that are okay that can give 5h as offering not to talk of giving online to someone i don't know at all..you are the broke hungry bigit here

We both know you gave you last cash just too stay relevant in the only place that makes you feel important. Offline, you are just another struggling idiot with no purpose in life.

Lashist:
Just continue that diary of your failed life you hear...see as its paining you that i gave someone money...if e sure for you, give someone 1h and see if you will eat that day...lol

Drop aza, let me surprise you. May you see something hold body tomorrow. Don't end your useless life yet, let me add salt to your sour life. Mad man.

Lashist:
Omo some politicians you dey hail dey share 5h for campaign o... 5h na big money to hungry fvcks like you o...and wetin i give one of the person pass this 5h you dey call...giving 5h to someone you dont know from adam na very big thing...God will bless me for doing that...dont you think so?

Give and don't expect anything back that is when God will bless you, but you don see feel your self untop audio.money, that it was even you that received it.
I don't follow them to go and be hailing politicians, even they were collecting palliative it did not reach my place of resident and i didn't bother, because i am okay, i no resemble you for hunger.

Lashist:
Mumu its only a failed bigot that opens diary by 12am in the morning...ask around

You be fool repeat am after me..."me Lashist i am a big stinky fool with no sense"

Lashist:
No...im worth the time...that's why you think its 5h i gave asif 5h no go feed you in a day...make your foolishness no affect person wey dey near you o

You give person 5h you self dey boast for this era in time, sense they far away from you sha.

Lashist:
Lol..stupid fvck, show me wizkid or dangote or bill gate or jeff bezos diary...this guy don kee me sha. At least you don agree say you go continue the diary now

See werey, it is meant to be private, they either either share it after there Life or before there death. Doctors also have it okay. Sharing it on a faceless forum for mofos like your self to masturbate on to is considered private

Lashist:
Okay...you be detective...you fit begin dig..i give the person pass 5h...i don answer you question like human being...and to give 5h for church offering sef na big thing o...no be person wey never chop belleful go carry 5h give person na...reason am again na . If you sef want, i fit give you too...i know how naija hard reach . If though you have chosen to be stupid, no be your fault say naija bad so i fit help out small

I get life now, i no get time to dey research one useless Animal like your self. You ain't worth the time

Lashist:
Give evidence on why you start diary by 12am if no be say your life taya you...lol

Almost every body have diaries this days even in Nigeria, book or online, diaries are meant to help you record activities daily or monthly, they can also serve as biographies or auto biographies for people. You see diaries are for people with something tangible in there life's, people that have something interesting about there life they will like to share, but because you no get any thing going in your useless life you think only suicidal people like you are meant to have it.

Lashist:
5h??...lol ...na 5h you call big thing??...for you to even use 5h as benchmark means say na problem you dey o ...make we wrap up this one so i can allow u continue with your diary

I dey ask you, you fit give person pass 5h? No come dey form here , we know your type. You no dey chop pass 1 meal per day. But to keep yourself relevant, you will be sharing ridiculous amount like 5h to people here. Oga your life is sad.

Lashist:
But i dont have a pathetic life na...that's why i dint open a diary on NL to talk about how im scared of small girls...its you that have that pathetic life and you wish others have it with you ...kolewerk na

You fit quote wetin i write, all this i dey fear girl shit don dry abeg. Receive sense.

Lashist:
Shey you no.fit make one statement without adding parents and region...face me and my life...free others ..you dey show sign say you dey live failed life o

No be you dey talk say i dey fear girl, i wan give you proof. Abi you no want evidence.

Lashist:
Like i said, food no me my problem...my problem na bad government. Na you suppose dey ask for help...i wont give someone money here if i dont have enough na..you sef reason am na..finish that diary..let's know how far

Oga all this audio yèyè give away don't work on me, na you give am na you go still receive am. You for give person pass 5h, that is even if you are ever going to give. Na your diary?

Lashist:
No na...its your diary na...we dey live different lives o...you go finish am but tell modss to open am for comments

It is mine but it is now meant for you, share your pathetic Life with me, i fit help you find helper on it. Foolish thing.

Lashist:
Lmao...chop o if you can o...but cross that ur cage of fearing girls first o...start small.small o

I don tell to supply mumcy number, we go see who go dey cage style when we start BDMS

Lashist:
Lmao ...reason go dey...talk am na but you go still finish the diary about??..hope you are doing well in school sha

Dey help me think about that diary no be you wan finish am, poke nosing as always. You fit send.pikin go school.like this, you wey no sure if you go chop till Monday?

Lashist:
But i just told you i am not committing suicide na ..na by force??...my reality life no bad too o...na.say bad govt dey disturb me for dreams...but you wey wake up by 12am to open diary like a girl need help o...if you dont finish that diary, you must be foolish..na that one go pain me pass

Supply me wetin i go write, i fit use your useless life liven it up. Tell me your story, at least of if you end up the way you are meant to as a useless hopeless he goat only Nairaland go remember you for my diary.

Lashist:
If.you fvk her too, good for you o...see as you consider fuckingg a big thing...i swear im sure you are a pussy ...better go and burn that your fatness so you no go dey fear girls

Fucking no be sin, i will use this same fatness chop your wife, girl, babe, if i ever know you.

Lashist:
But na you open diary for early morning o...what made you do so if it's not that you are sure you are living a failed life??

They think am like that, now you have something else in life to live a day for, why did.marsman open a diary 12am in the midnight, help.me think am since you no get life, meself i no know.

Lashist:
No boy...im not broke yet sha...no need praying bad prayers for me o...im sure you are digging..i don give person money before for this forum sef. You should be worried about.yourself and your mental health o. Money you no get an you still dey lick politician ass while being scared of girls in real life...na you need that help...you must be a bastard if you dont continue that diary

Dude write your own Diary, and share how you will end your useless Life, share a video of your self committing suicide if possible
You have nothing better in Life than this Nairaland , it is your only Joy, everything else in your Life is a failure, and as for your audio money, another source of self pleasure just to feel relevant on this Forum. Haha, This forum is all you got, after this forum, you go back to reality and find out you've nothing specific about your life that is worth living for. Kill ya self

Lashist:
No boy...i.won't commit suicide o you hear ...thanks for caring...you want to claim you have forgotten the diary suddenly...lmao ..diary wey you open last 5days o by 12am when others dey sleep...i can know imagine the kind of failed life you have lived...opening a diary by 12am to think about how foolish you are and what went wrong in your life while begging for pity and love..life hard sha...dont make it harder by asslicking politicians o

Hahahaha go and die you are not relevant the only place you think you are, i said ladies don't help me concentrate, does that mean i am afraid of them, i like girls to much that the moment i see one , i will want to leave what ever i am doing and try to get into her pants, that is where you ve been getting the wrong info from all this day. You are a Joker just like your Useless Life, i will.keeping fucking till i reach your.partner that is if your live long enough to have one, your hopeless.life won't let you now.

Lashist:
Have i even called tinubu any name...you are simply attacking me for saying all naija politicians are thieves and nothing else...there is no place you will see me hailing any politician...you can dig and find it you hear...see as yu dey call "igbo fuckers" but you want to claim you dnt hate any tribe...you are a failed foolish boy...make i hear say you no still fear girls wella...you think online fights will help you get girls..lol

Goal post shifter, where is Nwarfor, why are your people not demanding for his head, like they are demanding tinubus own. Wahala do who come here for babe, if i want to get a girl i know those i know were to go,bross not every is failed in Life Like your self,not every body wants to die quickly because of there hopeless life like your self. The only place you feel relevant is this forum, you are very useless here if you don't know, nobody knows your poverty self.

Lashist:
Lol...how u wan make girls follow you...for someone that is shy of girls looking at him at the gym and that opens diary on NL like a pussy

Lock down no dey your side early this month abi, when you live a back ward village like area, i can't blame for not knowing that some business are not open yet.
Poor bastard, no be person wey chop dey plumb,it not every one that we be like you expecting your next meal in 2-3days.

Lashist:
You think its by writing "hahaha"...lol...after all these, go that your diary and open it for people to comment na...let's check if its only me that think the same about your failed life

You are a fool, i won't say more than that.

Lashist:
Free number for now eh...finish that diary wey you start...i will confirm you have no life outside NL

Diary that i have forgotten, You can't confirm that i am as useless as you are now, you can't because i am not, unlike you i have a purpose in Life and i am.not planning to live on my oarents forever or better still from hand to mouth forever, the space is the limit for me, but you, suicide in the next few days right.

Lashist:
So you will teach them all these without leading by example...you must be stupid...you are the one broken...how can you have so much hate for other human being cus of their different tribes...the only thing you can teach people now is unjust hate for other human beings. Nigeria problem is a general problem...its not a tribal thing if you don't know..the politicians you are hailing will still seat with politicians from other tribes to transact business and share money and a foolish idiot will only keep hating on other tribes while asslicking politicians...if they had trained you well, at least you for no dey fear small girls in your area

Firstly your mama number. Secondly hypocrites are what i hate. Most of you Igbo fuckers there not speak against your Gods, but are quick to call Tinubu fulani slave and sort of stupid names, fix that and i have no problem. I hate no tribe, but i hate all hypocrites and haters.

Lashist:
Lol...i agree...another sign you are a failed idiot...you no even get regards for your parents...at least by now you should know why you are broken and stupid...continue fearing small.girls in your area o...idiot

Send me her number, let me show you who the failure is.

Lashist:
I can imagine how you look like..fat fucck with no single confidence...all your energy is online looking for other tribes to fight...lol

Imagine all you like, if i see your girl for street, she go still.followe go house go do one night stand. Poverty will not.let her be faithful to you.

Lashist:
Suicide Ke...who looks like who will commit suicide first btw me and you?? ...you wey open diary come beg modss to not allow any comment before people tell you how foolish you are to open a diary...continue with that diary and tell them to allow comments if e sure for you...stupid scared idiot

You be fool i swear, you are a very big fool. Hahahaha, fool.of the highest order. Commit the suicide dude, the world doesn't need you, you are right your life is useless i agree

Lashist:
They didnt break me boy...they made me realize some stuffs like the politicians dont give 2fucks about me...if you say they broke me that way, then mrMacaroni, wizkid, davido that say same are all broken abi ...its you that is suffering and smiling...you are broke and stupid and to cap it all you are scared of girls looking at you..God knows what will happen to you if a girl eventually talks to you

Lol, the way you talk, doesn't take rocket science to know, you are having it rough in every aspect of life, am pretty sure suicidal thoughts cross your mind two or 3 times a day, you know what listen to those thoughts and rid the world of one very foolish fellow. Don't compare your self to those people, you have failed in every way possible in Life , you have no hope in Life again. And as do my prob with girls:

If he sure for you, share your mothers phone Number here now. If i don't post the link to our sex video on olosho thread, before the end of this year, i will accept myself as a man who has failed in relationships with the opposite s3x.