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PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 6:46pm On Mar 13, 2021
xorojinxx:
How unfortunate and extreme people will go to, to put someone down.

The op wrote a story, a funny one at that. He never forced or coerced anyone to read it, yet some of us enjoyed it, to at least kill the difficulties (albeit temporarily) we are facing everyday.

But no. No way, some wiser than Solomon says “the story is useless, rubbish and false.”

I bet you, if this story was written by a well renown writer in the international scene, those killjoys will be praising the story to the highest heavens.

But because he's our own, that abnormal and quirky 9ja mentality of pulling another person down, will somehow find it way to the discussion.
God bless u brother. Leave the down syndrome people alone
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 6:44pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
Have you always being stupid?
A young nigga is now speechless, chai.
Next time if u wan jonz sabi ur senior ooh.
(Have u always been stupid) so after all the insults I give u, nah dis trash & weak line u come up with, I expected better ooh grin. But my guy I no still blame you sha, a dog no go ever smart pass a man, so...
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 5:24pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
It doesn’t take much to tickle a simpleton like you.
You even questioned my use of paediatric rib!!

For a thick headed inept like you with cognition of a toddler, I didn’t expect you to grasp that... wanted to blame your mental state on drugs but that will be an insult to addicts out there.

You laughed so hard when the op mistook rats for cats...not even the closest rodent. Only idiots like you will laugh at that....then the mosquitoes for bats..that was one exaggeration too many. That also made you laugh.huh

One word for you...Thick....egbuwa.
I dey wait make u mention me again ooh, cus I dey bored now sha so we fit jonze till 12
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
It doesn’t take much to tickle a simpleton like you.
You even questioned my use of paediatric rib!!

For a thick headed inept like you with cognition of a toddler, I didn’t expect you to grasp that... wanted to blame your mental state on drugs but that will be an insult to addicts out there.

You laughed so hard when the op mistook rats for cats...not even the closest rodent. Only idiots like you will laugh at that....then the mosquitoes for bats..that was one exaggeration too many. That also made you laugh.huh

One word for you...Thick....egbuwa.
Nigga u dey embarrass yourself ooh, if u like bring out every word from the dictionary the fact remain say u be dog nah, dey try understand my point. See weak lines u dey throw dey feel say u dey insult person, Chai. We dey laugh u for this side sha. Abi u saw dat everyone found it amusing although we knew it was just a made up story. But u as mumu wey u be feel say u smart na no find am amusing, I no blame u sha cus u still dey prove my point , DOGS no dey laugh na. Meaning say you be dog.
grin grin grin see as u dey blow grammar u no even understand just to bash person Wey pass u. I fit keep u as pet for house nah
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 3:37pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
Iti mpataka. You know It’s not an offence to write and express yourself in Igbo language.
If its not an offence how is it my concern nigga.
Guy tufia!!!, ur problem too much.
First na stupid opinion
Second na trying to look smart with grammar wey no fall in line with ur argument
Third na this useless point.
Guy ein be like say u no dey hear me, but make I loud am. YOU BE DOG, I NO DEY FOLLOW ANIMALS TALK CUS DEM LACK THE ABILITY TO THINK LIKE A HUMAN (u get the point now bah)
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 2:39pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
Anumanu, imagine the kind of story that’s cracking your paediatric ribs...

He mistook a dog for a lion, cats for rats, bats for mosquitoes.

Ndo.
Abeg no quote me again ooh, cus dat one go turn to insult. If my guys see say I dey argue with this kind dog dem fit vex with me
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 2:34pm On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
Anumanu, imagine the kind of story that’s cracking your paediatric ribs...

He mistook a dog for a lion, cats for rats, bats for mosquitoes.

Ndo.
Shut up ur mouth abeg u no get point, I bu a juu man.
Self I bin think say u get small sense but u don show me say u no get brain at all. Which one na pediatric ribs kwan, no dey disgrace urself people are reading wat ur posting kwan. U wan speak english. Dog(nkita) na wetin u be
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 10:38am On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
It’s my opinion mister. I didn’t find it funny, if you are going to swear on your ancestors or resort to being petty and miserable, you are free to do so.
Taaa, cumot here idiot. If u like be forming mister its my opinion, ur opinion na shitty opinion and na fact b dat. U see say everybody dey give positive reviews but u come feel say u be smart guy nah. Nah dog u be oga, next time dey reason d rubbish u dey call opinion
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Martialb1(m): 10:02am On Mar 13, 2021
KosiGee:
Calm down mister. Not everyone will find this story funny.
I laughed till he saw the landlord’s daughter and the ‘three bats’...mosquitoes. Rubbish. He exaggerated a bit too much and it took the shine out of the story....then the dog coming out from the cage and chasing him and his friend!....

You believed this story?? Did you find it funny?

No disrespect to the op and all those who liked the story...

The script was badly done and it was childish.
With this ur foolish over seriousness where u don go. You still dey your father house abi. Fool, if dem tell me say human being go open mouth talk this thing I no go believe but I dey correct sha cus u be dog. Guy ur life nah just waste
BusinessRe: Mai Deribe: I Did Not Issue Any Statement On OML 110 by Martialb1(m): 4:52am On Mar 08, 2021
Tgt
CelebritiesRe: Laide Bakare Bags Title As Leader Of Islamic Affairs (Photos) by Martialb1(m): 4:32pm On Mar 07, 2021
He
SportsRe: Israel Adesanya Buys Porsche For His Mother (Photos) by Martialb1(m): 7:12pm On Mar 05, 2021
sapphiere:
Nice one boy! Make mama proud.

Dear God please may we enjoy the fruits of our labours IJN Amen.
May our sons not disown us IJN Amen.


The FUTURE is FEMALE.
Mumu girl
PoliticsRe: Hajiya Gambo Sawaba: ‘The Most Jailed Nigerian Female Politician’ by Martialb1(m):
I know say one mumu go come talk d future is female. Mumu d future is not female anything ooh, no dey deceive yourself. Olodo lapata
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For February 14 2021 In Nigeria by Martialb1(m): 12:32am On Feb 15, 2021
I just happy say I no dey see Enugu for this list. But as for d other states problem dey got Una ooh embarassed
HealthRe: Guinea Records Seven Ebola Cases As Health Chief Calls Outbreak An ‘epidemic’ by Martialb1(m): 12:30am On Feb 15, 2021
Hmm, problem dey ooh. Ebola + Corona = EboRona grin
RomanceRe: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders. by Martialb1(m): 1:15am On Feb 14, 2021
Make everybody just get out embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
SportsRe: Bayern Munich Beat Mexican Club, Tigres To Win The FIFA Club World Cup by Martialb1(m): 6:47am On Feb 12, 2021
Drf
PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko Raises Alarm Over "Plot To Assassinate Him" by Martialb1(m): 6:47am On Feb 12, 2021
Ttt
PoliticsRe: Political Parties Back INEC’s Plan To Create New Polling Units by Martialb1(m): 7:05am On Feb 06, 2021
I no get anything to say, but make I just occupy this space grin
PoliticsRe: Political Parties Back INEC’s Plan To Create New Polling Units by Martialb1(m): 7:04am On Feb 06, 2021
Ff
PoliticsRe: World Bank Approves $500 Million To Support Nigeria’s Power Sector by Martialb1(m): 7:01am On Feb 06, 2021
World bank just dey help some people cash out oooh angry. If dis money smell power sector eh, make I die. Everything for this our country just dey scattered and no b whining
HealthRe: COVAX Excludes Nigeria From Pfizer Vaccine List To Prevent Wastage by Martialb1(m): 6:55am On Feb 06, 2021
Oboy problem dey oooh. WHO just dey whine us ooh. But las las na true, our medical sector na wowo we no get anything to use preserve am. But god go chase flies away for cow Wey no get tail, as we take survive Ebola we go survive covid
CrimeRe: Lagos Assembly Passes Amended Law Punishing Parents Of Convicted Cultists by Martialb1(m): 4:56am On Feb 05, 2021
This law is somehow, how can you punish a parent/parents for their child's mistakes. Take for example my neighbors child that became a cultist after all the strict discipline and training they gave this boy. Some children are not just obedient and punishing a parent for that is stupid. Remember even the devil turned against god and u can't blame god for that, so...
RomanceRe: Lady In Viral Sex Video Admits Being A Sex Worker, Denied By LAUTECH by Martialb1(m): 4:52am On Feb 05, 2021
Baba is denying now, if she did something great now dem go claim say she be course rep self
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Embelekpo Apere, 2 Others, For Alleged ₦864 Million Fraud by Martialb1(m): 6:31am On Jan 29, 2021
Its like all this aides are turning criminals ooh, everyday somebody's aide will be arrested for corruption. This sides are damned I say
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Reasons A Christian Should Not Take Alcohol by Martialb1(m): 9:23am On Jan 24, 2021
Taking alcohol is not bad oga, what u should say is taking alcohol too much is bad
PoliticsRe: All Nigerians Should Be Treated Fairly, Equally. Afenifere, YCE, Others Caution by Martialb1(m): 7:02am On Jan 24, 2021
Its not possible in this oir cpuntry tribalism wants to finish i say. Look at our academic sector for eg for the hausas its really easy to get into a uni when you want to study law or medicine, but last two yrs medicines cut off mark was above 300. Imagine
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Yoruba Youths: Dont Rely On Government To Defend Your Territories by Martialb1(m): 8:21am On Jan 23, 2021
Chii
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Ex-Aide, Obono-Obla Arraigned For Fraud, Certificate Forgery by Martialb1(m): 8:09am On Jan 23, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
grin

We are fighting kwaruption.

Knowing this country, this man might just have fallen into baba's wrong side.

You only get punished when you are on the wrong side of your boss.
Kwaruption indeed grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Ex-Aide, Obono-Obla Arraigned For Fraud, Certificate Forgery by Martialb1(m): 8:04am On Jan 23, 2021
See someone that is meant to help in moving the country forward. Chaii wat a damned man
PoliticsRe: John Campbell: Human Rights Abuse, Others May Work Against Nigeria Under Biden by Martialb1(m): 7:21am On Jan 23, 2021
Edopesin:
When they work against Nigeria who do you think it's going to affect? Buhari?

use your head
I used my head my guy, it will affect buhari of course, and if u want to know how ask. By the time it begins to have a toll on his govt he'll situp
PoliticsRe: Again, Family Loses Bid To Reclaim Abacha’s Loot by Martialb1(m): 7:15am On Jan 23, 2021
Ndi oshi, criminals i say. They should not give them shi shi.

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