How unfortunate and extreme people will go to, to put someone down.

The op wrote a story, a funny one at that. He never forced or coerced anyone to read it, yet some of us enjoyed it, to at least kill the difficulties (albeit temporarily) we are facing everyday.

But no. No way, some wiser than Solomon says “the story is useless, rubbish and false.”

I bet you, if this story was written by a well renown writer in the international scene, those killjoys will be praising the story to the highest heavens.

But because he's our own, that abnormal and quirky 9ja mentality of pulling another person down, will somehow find it way to the discussion.

RealGboy:
I have been house hunting for a while now.
My plan was to get at least a one bedroom self contain, but the price was too high, the least I got was 150k (agreement/commission inclusive). And I have just 60k, my friend decided to introduce me to one caretaker and the man told me there is a house of 1500 per month and with agreement and commission it would cost me 50k to start but that it is a face me I face you.

He also assured me that it is a good place and infact a steal, he said the landlord made it so cheap because he's a man of God. Na so my joy increased and without further ado I told him to let us go check the place out.

We arranged to go there in the afternoon but it was delayed and we later got there round 6pm
On getting there I realized that it is a gated compound which is a plus for me, but when we got there the caretaker refused to enter even though the gate was unlocked, he started calling one of the tenant to pls come and open the gate
I asked him why and he said there is a Dog in the compound and nobody dares enter carelessly, he said even the landlord had slept outside the gate many times because of the Dog.

I was shocked and I find it both hilarious and stupid, a whole landlord that could not enter his own compound because of tenant's dog. While we were still talking the Dog owner came out, called the dog chained it and then ask us to come in.

When we entered my heart jumped cos i saw a big lion I started screaming lion!!!! Lion !!! Lion!!!..
The caretaker told me to relax and said it's not a lion but a Dog, when I heard Dog my jaw dropped, na Dog big like this, I'm 5.7ft tall and this Dog is almost my height and very robust ,na there I understand why the landlord sleep outside.

I told the Dog owner who introduced himself to me as brother Charles that this animal should be in a zoo but he just laughed and told me I will understand the reasons why the Dog is there later.

We proceeded into the house, which is a one storey building, there is a borehole in the compound which means water is not a problem.
On getting to the room I was to rent, immediately we opened the Door, Me and the caretaker was almost ambushed by cats, big big cats, about four of them, when they saw us they rushed towards us in an attempt to flee and for the second time in few minutes my heart jumped again.

My shock was reshocked when the caretaker told me that once I fix the Door net the rats won't be able to enter, I thought he made a mistake so I told him "you mean Cat" he said no that those animals are rats.

Omo I gave up, I didn't know when I screamed ahhhhhhhhh, but why all the animals for this compound con big pass normal size now I asked him..he assured me that it's nothing and it is only big because I'm seeing it for the first time and by the time I get used to them it won't be special anymore..

I just lost I wanted to give up on the house but the room was actually big and clean, and the ceiling was p.o.p the man was right when he said it is a steal..

The caretaker told me to check it out myself why he quickly goes out to recieve a call..
Na there I con dey wonder, Dog be like Lion. Rat be like Cat.

Wetin mosquito go con be like ?..
While I was still wondering I heard soft femsale voice greeting me.

Typing ...

We still have good writers in this forum. Keep it up

jachi001:
Op! I haven't laughed since last year November 9 when I lost my husband. I never knew i can still laugh again, Thank you for lifting my mood.

It is well with you sis.

God will give you many more reasons to laugh and celebrate in Jesus name

OP...we are waiting for the continuation.

Mixed feeling, laughing and hangery.... laughing because of the story and hangry because of OP keeping us waiting....

Lomprico2:
RealGboy, come continue the story nah, people don dey already fight for here o!

Haha, this is hilarious. Some of us will soon help him complete the story.

KosiGee:


Anumanu, imagine the kind of story that’s cracking your paediatric ribs...

He mistook a dog for a lion, cats for rats, bats for mosquitoes.

Ndo.

Write your own too and let's also see if you can crack us up and have so many reviews shikena

Nice write up. Funny

HRSweetness:


Haha, this is hilarious. Some of us will soon help him complete the story.

na true nah

wow, can't control myself, it's really make my day. Thanks for the writeup

What a jamb

Y did u stop.. you have finished what u started

dat is their mosquitoes go be like Bird! so I just read ur comedy skit with my M.B

jachi001:
Op! I haven't laughed since last year November 9 when I lost my husband. I never knew i can still laugh again, Thank you for lifting my mood.

There are still many joyful days and years ahead, dear sister. Thank God you're getting yourself back. May it be well with you.

If op no come continue this write up, na like this we go do am

KosiGee:



Have you always being stupid?

A young nigga is now speechless, chai.
Next time if u wan jonz sabi ur senior ooh.
(Have u always been stupid) so after all the insults I give u, nah dis trash & weak line u come up with, I expected better ooh . But my guy I no still blame you sha, a dog no go ever smart pass a man, so...

Please quote me when you continue, Op.

xorojinxx:
How unfortunate and extreme people will go to, to put someone down.

The op wrote a story, a funny one at that. He never forced or coerced anyone to read it, yet some of us enjoyed it, to at least kill the difficulties (albeit temporarily) we are facing everyday.

But no. No way, some wiser than Solomon says “the story is useless, rubbish and false.”

I bet you, if this story was written by a well renown writer in the international scene, those killjoys will be praising the story to the highest heavens.

But because he's our own, that abnormal and quirky 9ja mentality of pulling another person down, will somehow find it way to the discussion.

God bless u brother. Leave the down syndrome people alone

Please is the story finished....well thank you for making up my moody night...thanks sir

Can we please stop quoting the whole post. E de over long thread. Biko, ejo.

GreenGlob:



Your profile is a reflection of yourself. A bitter depressed soul.


Rather than smear. Why don't you tell the forum what transpired between myself and you.

You wrote a project with over 40% Plagiarisms,I asked you to rewrite,you did and returned with 30% plagiarisms,I turned it down and sent you the plagiarism report file. Rather than rewrite the Plagiarisms you flared call me a scammer and blocked me.


It took me five days to rework the project though I lost the trust of my client and he refused hiring me cause of the long time it took


Tell me how much I cheated you. Inspire of the Plagiarisms in the work,I sent you 4000 Naira to go with and bore the loss.

How then did I cheat you ? Blackmailer tell me


Moses needed 150,000 Naira urgently to pay for his school clearance,the project paid half 75,000 Naira


What you didn't know was each of us have had urgent need I committed 100,000 Naira esh across board


When you chose to not work with me did I force myself on you or said my life couldn't move on without you ?




Why blackmailing me ?

Pleasë i nëed d job please
My whatsap 0815433420

I'm patiently waiting ooo

abi op follow for people wey dem kidnap 4 kaduna?... wia him com dey na

Page 16. No update yet. Hope the op has not been kidnapped sha.

We they wait o
Lol

xorojinxx:
How unfortunate and extreme people will go to, to put someone down.

The op wrote a story, a funny one at that. He never forced or coerced anyone to read it, yet some of us enjoyed it, to at least kill the difficulties (albeit temporarily) we are facing everyday.

But no. No way, some wiser than Solomon says “the story is useless, rubbish and false.”

I bet you, if this story was written by a well renown writer in the international scene, those killjoys will be praising the story to the highest heavens.

But because he's our own, that abnormal and quirky 9ja mentality of pulling another person down, will somehow find it way to the discussion.

I tire for dem o

Truvel:
Omo D Bobo Get Lamba 4 Mouth. If Dis Guy Jam Ur Babe One On One, Ur Babe Don Go Be Dat.

Baba mi I swear.... Na lie muhammad great grand father be diz .... Devil sef dey learn work

Interesting....the last part got me laughing l

xorojinxx:
How unfortunate and extreme people will go to, to put someone down.

The op wrote a story, a funny one at that. He never forced or coerced anyone to read it, yet some of us enjoyed it, to at least kill the difficulties (albeit temporarily) we are facing everyday.

But no. No way, some wiser than Solomon says “the story is useless, rubbish and false.”

I bet you, if this story was written by a well renown writer in the international scene, those killjoys will be praising the story to the highest heavens.

But because he's our own, that abnormal and quirky 9ja mentality of pulling another person down, will somehow find it way to the discussion.

What will they say about animations; motion graphics and all.
So the fact that Ferdinand talks or coco returns from the land of the dead or Raya hugs dragons mean we should not enjoy them because they obviously can’t be real depictions of life

Op don collect better ban. OP, you must complete this story after you don serve your ban finish.

Well-done.

xorojinxx:
How unfortunate and extreme people will go to, to put someone down.

The op wrote a story, a funny one at that. He never forced or coerced anyone to read it, yet some of us enjoyed it, to at least kill the difficulties (albeit temporarily) we are facing everyday.

But no. No way, some wiser than Solomon says “the story is useless, rubbish and false.”

I bet you, if this story was written by a well renown writer in the international scene, those killjoys will be praising the story to the highest heavens.

But because he's our own, that abnormal and quirky 9ja mentality of pulling another person down, will somehow find it way to the discussion.

No mind them,shea na witch full this forum,na so them take do make money soldier leave this site