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i still dont get why iphone dey make girls dey crase for head..
nevertheless God punish any girl wen open her mouth talk say she need iphone7 or x.
that day we break up

Joephat:
Kogi, kogi, I was in kogi state not long ago

I had the opportunity to Bleep my girl who is now my ex.

The only thing I can rem. Was that I bleeped her and forgot to remove my dick from her puna until we woke the next day

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your brain needs maintenance

am sorry buh majority of peeps here have the brain of a goat..
person do good una go complain..
if e ignore the woman una go still complain,,
wetin una want self abi na fustration dey disturb some of una

Chybeibe:
God Abeg I don't want a talkative child, let them be normal like me.

so u dont scream abi

that one nor concern me..
as far am squashing you u must scream the walls of Jericho down

laugh won kill me ooo

TheKingIsHere:
Why would china and Russia support North Korea that has threatened every other countries including theirs?

i dont think you have been following this story..
CHINA JUST NEEDS THE US TO STRIKE FIRST..
THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT THE US HAS MORE ENEMIES THAN FRIENDS

AlexCk:
Depends on how u say it, ur approach too.

The movie i saw it in, as the guy talk am, mehn, it felt epic mehn
Lol

thank God you said movie

never knew this was actually news...

AlexCk:
When u see her, just be like,

'Wow',

She'd be like, ' what is it?',

Then tell her,
'If i could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.'

thats dry

every girl has their on template..
what works for a might not work for b..

Brendaph:
Dogs aren't really man's best friend

friends for life

just provision..
well she try..
buh too much hype..
when my babe gave me a 50k watch i nor shout

if china and russia back NK..
US nor go fit do anything

I would have said congrats buh when he called them he's brother's I felt disgusted

Auchi vigilante if I had my way na thunder to strike all of them

please someone should help me define pretty.. cause wetin I dey see ain't pretty

cute as in.. op na slap u dey find

cute..
buh all the same wobbish

hope say dat bed nor go waste

chinese and Indians are birds of the same feathers..
well Chinese worst sha

DopeBoss:
Lol we're cool bro

no biggie

DopeBoss:
Aiit we all make mistakes.. Lol

you get luck i dey wear my war clothes before

DopeBoss:
The only thing my sense tells me is dat u need to starting booking english tutorial classes

your sense needs maintenance badly..
since you don't know what a typo error is