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probability of a girl calling..
well let me optimistic..
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name.marvin
location.warri,lag,and ibadan soonest

hermosa7:
"A greater part." You better speak for yourself.

Olodo

shut your mouth...
nonsense so cause someone isnt good in maths you consider that person olodo..
trash

all the rubbish dy/dx i solve school...
i still never see wetin i use am do for life

adorable

got to admit am actually enjoying power

wow..
this has got to be the most amazing piece of crap have ever heard in my life..
who send this boy work self

just if to buy a house in banana island is 300 to 500 m..
how much will this place cost

i beg this people in the name of God
abeg marry make i hear word abeg...
i don tire

the moment ipob push through with their suicidal mission..
then they will really be confirmed a terrorist group

joshrare:
what if its not night? Are you relegating sex to just night? Remember you guys are yet to tie the knot

then tell her your water tank is full..
and she's the only one that have the power to drain it

need help..a friend got a girl pregnant and she's asthmatic really need to know the danger's involved

AFONJAPIG:
chinko people no go kill me

seriously afonja pig.. your serious

love my chick in control

no1 rule never ever ever leave any chair in your room..
borrow am out if possible

ekpoma thought me lesson..
I would rather die hungry than do that shit again...
have lost friends,have seen niggas go mad on the street..
have seen chick's living luxury life buh under they are completely useless either without a womb or something else..if it favors you continue

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greatnaija01:
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Here are simple questions to ask anyone you are chatting with or on a date with or just getting to meet that will make even introverts seem social: Use them always to your advantage, store them in a notepad on your phone so your conversations will never be DRY again!!!!
1. What’s your philosophy in life?
2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself?
3. Are you religious or spiritual?
4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
5. Which parent are you closer to and why?
6. What was the best phase in your life?
7. What was the worst phase in your life?
8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?
9. What makes you feel accomplished?
10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much?
11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you?
12. Are you more into looks or brains?
13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated?
14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner?
15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage?
16. What kind of parent do you think you will be?
17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner?
18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything?
19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes?
20. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up?
22. What’s an ideal weekend for you?
23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex?
24. Do you judge a book by its cover?
25. Are you confrontational?
26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart?
27. Would you relocate for love?
28. Did you ever write a journal?
29. What are you most thankful for?
30. Do you believe in second chances?
31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation?
33. What did your past relationship teach you?
34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder?
35. What’s on your bucket list this year?
36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush?
37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again?
38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for?
39. What’s your biggest regret in life?
40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself?

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YOU MAY BE A PASTOR BUT PLEASE BRING HONOR TO THE NAME.

op nor use all of them..
just pick the one's that are interesting and can open door's to other convo

I will go with number 6...
buh I might change my mind if I know the girl isn't really a stupid cunt and on a condition she just brings a friend

oga just tell am make e cum do night cap for your huse..
she go know wetin dey abi na pray una won pray for night

MhizzAJ:
Is it that the sex drive increases when one is pregnant
Too long...didn't read all of it though

yes it applies to all preg woman..
your sex drive increases

this format still dey exist

see eyes..
even owls will be jealous

make God punish you a thousand folds
am slowly losing my respect for women

i nor understand ...
abeg who read am make e explain

op just prepare your self for the worst
cause i know whats coming

which kind wowo girls b all this one self

are they not humans again..
some peeps self

they have no business in ecowas

na today even common indomie some cant even do

arik air,dana,air peace were una dey

na your own be that..
my wife must be a porn star in bed