₦airaland Forum

dru23:
I dey spit facts with memes now ..so him na king of memes. Lol comeback I dey put money were my mouth is .. Even it is small money ...omo forget all these ones kings of memes stuff. I want rise the bar, but na comedy people want do.. It is well joor .. I dey ready anytime any day.. I take no prisoners, woman and children are welcome.. Even one guy reported me to the Mods ,he talk say they just ban me .. I never learn my lesson.. Some of these guys no fit handle am at all ..

Gentlelife50:
Yesterday was somehow for me.
Picked this Indian man from his house to igboefon area and the person he was going to see paid, it was actually a card trip. So he said I should wait for him to take him back, I waited for them to finish the short meeting. So they ask me if they can request me again I told them to give me the same amount, so the host paid. This guy took me round the whole town and I didn't complain because he was promising me heaven and earth. For my mind I don get better customer, he started telling me many funny things. Like how he goes to spar and they shave every shavables on his body. That they even shave his blokos, next he ask me if I have a girlfriend I said no. He asked me I manage to survive I said as long as I am making money I don't car about women. He said he thought I do boys, I told him I can't try it. I asked him I will leave all the fresh and juicy babes we have everywhere and be doing guys because I already know why he was asking me these questions. He started looking at my body and he said I am tall and have flat tummy that I must be big down there. I said I am not big,

next he asked like what's my size I said well it's average. He said I should give him example with my hand that he wants to know the size at this point I ignored him. We got to his house he showed me his car and house help and told me to visit anytime that I am free.
Chaii, nothing I no go see

diportivo:
even the odometer was rolled back

and u bought it still because na so dealers dey do



why are we here sef


anyways,the Mexicans have pplayed a fast one on Nigerians yet again


this one na araldite mixed with cement thickset therapy

geezynoni:
he tried to sing" i will always love you " by whitney houston

Alvin007:
No be Trump siddon inside so?

obekediamondfuto:
not necessarily but a probable cause....

if u understand the dynamics of how the cluster can cause this then u wouldnt just advise to change the cluster.....

sometimes it's the vss, usually located on the gearbox....

some other rare conditions
....
both!

sometimes it's as simple as a fuse sef!

dru23:
Just post your G-wagon boy... let the world.. Make sure we have proof that it is yours..if you can proof that your own not owned a G wagon.. I will not comment on nairaland ever again...

royallord1:
By flashing in and out I mean it comes up today for a while and goes out .. Then does not come up at all tomorrow... Might come up the following day... Just like dat...

diportivo:


let's have others join us too

as I provide the fish to go with the beer

diportivo:
I have the key


nah,I'm a car enthusiast and so I was pulling his legs


actually,just take it to a mechanic village with proof of ownership and heat it out




lots and lots and lots and lots of insults...........


and some more insults

I like how demeanors have posed for a selfie while the subject holds the camera

hayjayman:
Oh so you are actually a regular there?! ... Well if my mum was there or you ever see my parents there, it simply for a charitable course to offer help and donation to you people over dere...?!! Your ward number please, to see/confirm if our donations ever reach you... And please your fellow brothers in kirikiri too, we have a place for them in our hearts!!!

obekediamondfuto:
ghen ghen ghen ghen

hayjayman:
You went ahead to check his profile, and believed that is actually him?!!!.. You are mad truly, you both escaped from yaba left!!!

Alvin007:
Indeed, many are mad, few are roaming..online!

hayjayman:
bro, dont let me spoil your day remember its TGIF!!!

hayjayman:
Odeh, ass licker!!!!... I would have punched your face if I had seen one on one

divinelove:
Engine is the most expensive part

menstrualpad:
suspension is the most expensive part

Uchenaija:
My friend too much money is bad.


Overly rich people can't walk the street like you & me. (That sounds like "not a problem" until you live life like you're in house arrest then you'll understand.)

Overly rich people are always afraid, afraid of losing their money, afraid of their lives....peace of mind eludes them. (

Overly rich people easily put their trust in money & can easily despise God.

Being overly rich does not make you extra happy. It can only add to your stress of managing them.

Yes, if you're morally sound & wise you can acquire lot of these wealth & not get affected some or all of the above.

But why acquire so much wealth that you don't need. It's called greed. It's like a child acquiring so much toys when he can only use less than 1% of the toys.
It just doesn't make rational sense.

Alejoc:
Too much of everything..... Even water is bad!