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RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 2:13pm On Dec 28, 2015
Rockyrascal:
oh yeah. I know u know the porn legend(Alexis Texas) grin
chisos!! am dead alwedi...good lawd!! u so evul! lol
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 2:07pm On Dec 28, 2015
Erums:
must u be insultive....can't u express urself with hurty worda
Am sowi bruv. Ain't really insulting. u were just 'funningly' cray. hurty wordshuh didn't get that tho
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
nigeriancuban:
that's why a woman should never take control coz it Neva ends well,look what happen to Adam....
grin grin
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:55pm On Dec 28, 2015
younghartz:
Your head dey there grin
lols...guy y u sef bad gaan like dis?
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:53pm On Dec 28, 2015
Davidovinci:
Dangerous position if not done properly..google how many dicks this position has broken and you'll stop smiling/laughing....
why do i have this feeling that u've had an experiencehuh
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:51pm On Dec 28, 2015
EVILFOREST:
We managed this penile fracture 4years ago.

Very Very Traumatic
like seriously?? pls am interested. Can we get d details pls. thanks
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:48pm On Dec 28, 2015
Erums:
I don't talk much... u can only press
lols...u no well maka chi grin
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2015
adegunwa4real:
Mcheew!...na d sweetest styles u dey condemn undecided enemy of progress angry
lols...am dead! Na life i dey save oo. sweetest? Rotfl grin
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
ugojamali:
Vast experience wink
lwkmd...the experience is part of ur resume yea?
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:25pm On Dec 28, 2015
lgboks:
when I saw the pic I just smiled grin
This position is loved by a good percentage of women cool
If accident happen na cus you let craze climb you grin
Most Women cum faster this way...
Picture a well mannered gurl on you...Not jumping just rocking her hips...with passion glaze eyes (God help that guy lipsrsealed)
Oh lawd!! where all these guys come from? just can't deal!! some1 shoot me...
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2015
Erums:
thanks... I know wat to do when we finally see
na mawt this one get grin
Education5 Reasons Most Students Are Not Offered Admission Despite High Post-utme Score by maspero22(op): 1:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
Most admission seekers are often times left confused trying to get the reason they were not offered admission to the institution of their choice despite having a very high UTME score. At times, having a high Post-UTME is not a guarantee for admission. The following are the reasons students may not be offered admission despite having a high post-UTME score;
 
1    Wrong UTME combination
This is one of the reasons a number of students lose admission despite beating the post-UTME cut-off point. Even at times, some students are being stripped of their admission or moved to another department during the process of first-year registration simply because of wrong JAMB subject combination. For instance, a student seeking admission to study mass communication would definitely lose the admission if he or she did not take Literature-in-English as part of the four subjects for the UTME exam. Similarly, a student seeking admission to study Physics and Electronics should definitely select Physics as part of his UTME subject combination. Before any student fills his or her JAMB form, he or she should painstakingly go through the JAMB Brochure to know the right subject combination for his or her course of study.

2.    University’s catchment area
Most federal universities, including some state universities, still retain the policy of catchment area in selecting students for admission. For instance, UNILAG catchment area constitutes majorly South Western states. What this implies is; prospective students from the South West have higher chances of gaining admission. For example, a prospective student from Osun state who scored 56, applying to study sociology may be offered admission while another student from Imo state who scored 60 may not be offered admission. This is so because if the catchment cut-off point for Osun is 56 while the general cut-off is 62, such a student from Imo state has definitely lost the admission despite having a higher score than his counterpart from the catchment zone. In view of the above, admission seekers should always be aware of a university’s catchment area and requirements before selecting any university. 

3.    University policy
Despite the general catchment area policy, some universities still have their individual policy they adopt as yardstick in admitting students. Oftentimes, such policies are not made public. It is therefore the duty of admission seekers to find out specific admission policies of their prospective universities from friends schooling in such universities.
4.    Low UTME score
Often times, I pity most Jambites who score within the range of 180 and 210 because such scores limit their chances of gaining admission in a situation where they have to compete for the same admission slot with students who score as high as 250 and above. And most universities still compute both UTTME and post-UTME scores in calculating the student’s average score. Hence, having a low UTME score can also hinder one’s opportunity of gaining admission. It is always advisable for students to try to score 250 and above in order to be on a safer side. As a matter of fact, it is very necessary concerning the JAMB policy of redirecting students with lower UTME scores to less-competitive universities.

5.    O’level result
I do advise admission seekers to pass ALL the necessary subjects in their O’level exam(s) very well before going ahead to take UTME exam. I have met with lots of students who lost their admission because they did not have at least credit pass in some important subjects in their O’level result. Recently, I met with a student who lost his admission to study medicine at Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye (OOU) because he did not have at least a credit pass in Mathematics in his O’level result. In fact, I felt very sorry for him because gaining admission to study a competitive course such as medicine is not easy.
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:08pm On Dec 28, 2015
arabmoney101:
how I go hear that kind sound my own na iron
sure! small iron no dey too break grin
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:05pm On Dec 28, 2015
younghartz:
I guess u haven't bn hit well in a better position
sounds like a suicide bomber hitting its target grin
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
ugojamali:
A woman's best position. Most women cum faster when they're on top.
how did u know? did u study woman anatomy? lol
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:01pm On Dec 28, 2015
Rockyrascal:
Alexis Texas style
lmao...which 1 be Alexis Texas style again? like seriouslyhuh
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 1:00pm On Dec 28, 2015
cocoberry:
My best style, d only way I fit cum.
blood of Gawd!!
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 12:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
arabmoney101:
u sure
i pray u no hear crack sound one day in dis position cos like it alot
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 12:01pm On Dec 28, 2015
younghartz:
Lol Esp when she thinks she's ontop a horse cheesy
lmao...are u kidding me??
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 10:04am On Dec 28, 2015
Fief:
This must make FP It is always painful penetrating if the opposite sex isn't wet.


Cc lalasticlala, mynd44
can as well empty a bottle of lube there grin
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 10:02am On Dec 28, 2015
nonesense:
Position wey dey make my girlfriend squirt
No wonder cheesy
grin grin u no well oo
RomanceCaution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by maspero22(op): 9:41am On Dec 28, 2015
This profiles a lovemaking position which is capable of leading to serious injuries while having fun with a partner.

Even if you don’t have a p*nis, the thought of one snapping will still fill you with all kinds of horror. Nothing kills the mood like a penile fracture. Scientists have found that the position, dubbed “cowgirl” (Woman-on-top), is responsible for half of all penile fractures cases reported from three hospitals, according to a study conducted by researchers.

The researchers believe this is due to the full force of the woman’s body weight controlling the act. The nature of the act makes the woman less able to quickly divert her momentum if she lands askew on her partner’s equipment which causes him to experience painful “wrong way penetration.”

The harm is usually minor for her and with no pain, but major for the p*nis. Positions involving the woman on all-fours (doggy style) were also involved in 29% of fractures.
Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the patient, hypothetically resulting in delayed search for medical assistance, which can lead to impairment of s*xual and voiding functions.
Considering that most studies are retrospective and based on patients records information regarding the social dynamics surrounding penile fracture is scarce in the literature, mainly potentially risky s*xual positions.”

PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 11:15am On Dec 24, 2015
yanabasee:
Mr Lai Mohammed.... You are a big liar...!!!
lolss...u can't be so sure...
PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 11:14am On Dec 24, 2015
yanabasee:
Mr Lai Mohammed.... You are a big liar...!!!
lolssss...u can't be so sure
PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 11:13am On Dec 24, 2015
orunto27:
Saksaky is an Insurgent too. Please don't let him settle any where in Nigeria. Buratai deserves a Medal.
lmao...
PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 8:42am On Dec 24, 2015
kolnel:
Liar Mohammed
Which deadline ?
I wonder why this man was dashed this ministerial position
He could have been given another portfolio
He still acting as the Apc spokesman
And to think that nobody is even asking him any question when he could have waited till January or February to confirm if the number of attacks had reduced
we go soon hear another bomb blast. no be 9ja again? tho ain't praying for that but we should know that enough defence and combat have not been put in place to have cornered victory already. i also see another insurgents springing up if we don't get it right
PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 8:39am On Dec 24, 2015
jaymejate:
[size=15pt]If una de give us lie o. God de look you[/size]
make He better dey watch for 4D oo
PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 8:20am On Dec 24, 2015
Nkemtreasure:
Chooooooooohhhhhhooaaaaaa. This man can lieeeeh
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: "Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 8:12am On Dec 24, 2015
MRSALT:
When did the Minster become Army spokesman? I know Lai Mohammed is the spokesman of the government, but we need a confirmation from Chief of Army Staff whose office is in Borno.
the thing tire ne gaan. Chief of Army Staff never talk and d niggi don carry matter for head
Politics"Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram" – Lai Mohammed by maspero22(op): 7:47am On Dec 24, 2015
The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said on Wednesday that the Nigerian military had met the December deadline to defeat the Boko Haram terrorists.

The minister said this during his maiden meeting with editorial heads of media houses in Lagos.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that President Muhammadu Buhari had, upon assuming office, issued a December 31 deadline to the military to defeat the Boko Haram terrorists.

“Today, I can report that the war against Boko Haram is largely won.

“I can confidently say this because just recently, I led a group of 33 journalists from both the local and international media to the hot bed of the insurgency, that is, Maiduguri, Kondugua, Kaoure and Bama.

“Today, I can report to you that the entire 70 plus kilometres stretch from Maiduguri to Bama and all the way to Banki which leads to Cameroun and the Central African Republic are in the hands of our gallant troops.”

He said the military presence could be felt ”every few metres along the road; at a point along that road we were just a kilometre to Sambisa forest.

“They have so degraded the capacity of Boko Haram that the terrorists can no longer hold on to any territory just as they can no longer carry out any spectacular attack.”

Mohammed, however, said that though there were still cases of suicide bombings, it was pertinent to note that such was the nature if insurgency globally.

“Unlike a war between two armies, an insurgency never ends with arms victory

“Even in countries like Colombia where insurgency was supposed to have ended decades ago, attacks like this still happen.”

He said that the insurgents had adopted a new style of attacking soft targets like motor parks, schools, entertainment centres, religious centres, killing innocent people mostly women and children.

- See more at: http://www.mixedcreate.com.ng/2015/12/24/army-has-met-december-deadline-of-defeating-boko-haram-lai-mohammed/#sthash.4rf6gyMF.dpuf

AutosRe: You Won’t Believe How Much A Mercedes Benz Car Was Sold For In 1975 by maspero22(op): 11:34pm On Dec 21, 2015
[quote author=fluffybaby post=41216304]Yes Nigeria can. But you have to realise that even then, that 5k was a very big deal. Yes we agree that economy is bad in Nigeria but lets not act like most nigerians could afford that car at that price. Even then, 5k was A LOT of money.
It would have been different if they compared the purchasing power of the salary of income earners then and now. That is what I am itching to see. Or what the average civil servant enjoyed as benefits from the government compared to what they enjoy now. Or the quality of education and facilities provided by the govt in school compared to today.
We all know our money has lost value but still that 5k was a lot of money then for an average Nigerian.
u are right yea
AutosRe: You Won’t Believe How Much A Mercedes Benz Car Was Sold For In 1975 by maspero22(op): 11:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
MRBrownJ:
it all depends on who you are asking.... but the minimum wage wasnt much back in 1975:
yes, that's true. they were earning meagre sums. but one thing was sure, d average household survived on the family income then because of the purchasing power of naira unlike now that a loaf of bread will soon be sold for 1 million naira.

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