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Rockyrascal:chisos!! am dead alwedi...good lawd!! u so evul! lol |
Erums:Am sowi bruv. Ain't really insulting. u were just 'funningly' cray. hurty words didn't get that tho |
nigeriancuban: ![]() |
younghartz:lols...guy y u sef bad gaan like dis? |
Davidovinci:why do i have this feeling that u've had an experience ![]() |
EVILFOREST:like seriously?? pls am interested. Can we get d details pls. thanks |
Erums:lols...u no well maka chi ![]() |
adegunwa4real:lols...am dead! Na life i dey save oo. sweetest? Rotfl ![]() |
ugojamali:lwkmd...the experience is part of ur resume yea? |
lgboks:Oh lawd!! where all these guys come from? just can't deal!! some1 shoot me... |
Erums:na mawt this one get ![]() |
Most admission seekers are often times left confused trying to get the reason they were not offered admission to the institution of their choice despite having a very high UTME score. At times, having a high Post-UTME is not a guarantee for admission. The following are the reasons students may not be offered admission despite having a high post-UTME score; 1 Wrong UTME combination This is one of the reasons a number of students lose admission despite beating the post-UTME cut-off point. Even at times, some students are being stripped of their admission or moved to another department during the process of first-year registration simply because of wrong JAMB subject combination. For instance, a student seeking admission to study mass communication would definitely lose the admission if he or she did not take Literature-in-English as part of the four subjects for the UTME exam. Similarly, a student seeking admission to study Physics and Electronics should definitely select Physics as part of his UTME subject combination. Before any student fills his or her JAMB form, he or she should painstakingly go through the JAMB Brochure to know the right subject combination for his or her course of study. 2. University’s catchment area Most federal universities, including some state universities, still retain the policy of catchment area in selecting students for admission. For instance, UNILAG catchment area constitutes majorly South Western states. What this implies is; prospective students from the South West have higher chances of gaining admission. For example, a prospective student from Osun state who scored 56, applying to study sociology may be offered admission while another student from Imo state who scored 60 may not be offered admission. This is so because if the catchment cut-off point for Osun is 56 while the general cut-off is 62, such a student from Imo state has definitely lost the admission despite having a higher score than his counterpart from the catchment zone. In view of the above, admission seekers should always be aware of a university’s catchment area and requirements before selecting any university. 3. University policy Despite the general catchment area policy, some universities still have their individual policy they adopt as yardstick in admitting students. Oftentimes, such policies are not made public. It is therefore the duty of admission seekers to find out specific admission policies of their prospective universities from friends schooling in such universities. 4. Low UTME score Often times, I pity most Jambites who score within the range of 180 and 210 because such scores limit their chances of gaining admission in a situation where they have to compete for the same admission slot with students who score as high as 250 and above. And most universities still compute both UTTME and post-UTME scores in calculating the student’s average score. Hence, having a low UTME score can also hinder one’s opportunity of gaining admission. It is always advisable for students to try to score 250 and above in order to be on a safer side. As a matter of fact, it is very necessary concerning the JAMB policy of redirecting students with lower UTME scores to less-competitive universities. 5. O’level result I do advise admission seekers to pass ALL the necessary subjects in their O’level exam(s) very well before going ahead to take UTME exam. I have met with lots of students who lost their admission because they did not have at least credit pass in some important subjects in their O’level result. Recently, I met with a student who lost his admission to study medicine at Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye (OOU) because he did not have at least a credit pass in Mathematics in his O’level result. In fact, I felt very sorry for him because gaining admission to study a competitive course such as medicine is not easy. |
arabmoney101:sure! small iron no dey too break ![]() |
younghartz:sounds like a suicide bomber hitting its target ![]() |
ugojamali:how did u know? did u study woman anatomy? lol |
Rockyrascal:lmao...which 1 be Alexis Texas style again? like seriously ![]() |
cocoberry:blood of Gawd!! |
arabmoney101:i pray u no hear crack sound one day in dis position cos like it alot |
younghartz:lmao...are u kidding me?? |
Fief:can as well empty a bottle of lube there ![]() |
This profiles a lovemaking position which is capable of leading to serious injuries while having fun with a partner. Even if you don’t have a p*nis, the thought of one snapping will still fill you with all kinds of horror. Nothing kills the mood like a penile fracture. Scientists have found that the position, dubbed “cowgirl” (Woman-on-top), is responsible for half of all penile fractures cases reported from three hospitals, according to a study conducted by researchers. The researchers believe this is due to the full force of the woman’s body weight controlling the act. The nature of the act makes the woman less able to quickly divert her momentum if she lands askew on her partner’s equipment which causes him to experience painful “wrong way penetration.” The harm is usually minor for her and with no pain, but major for the p*nis. Positions involving the woman on all-fours (doggy style) were also involved in 29% of fractures. Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the patient, hypothetically resulting in delayed search for medical assistance, which can lead to impairment of s*xual and voiding functions. Considering that most studies are retrospective and based on patients records information regarding the social dynamics surrounding penile fracture is scarce in the literature, mainly potentially risky s*xual positions.”
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yanabasee:lolss...u can't be so sure... |
yanabasee:lolssss...u can't be so sure |
orunto27:lmao... |
kolnel:we go soon hear another bomb blast. no be 9ja again? tho ain't praying for that but we should know that enough defence and combat have not been put in place to have cornered victory already. i also see another insurgents springing up if we don't get it right |
jaymejate:make He better dey watch for 4D oo |
MRSALT:the thing tire ne gaan. Chief of Army Staff never talk and d niggi don carry matter for head |
The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said on Wednesday that the Nigerian military had met the December deadline to defeat the Boko Haram terrorists. The minister said this during his maiden meeting with editorial heads of media houses in Lagos. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that President Muhammadu Buhari had, upon assuming office, issued a December 31 deadline to the military to defeat the Boko Haram terrorists. “Today, I can report that the war against Boko Haram is largely won. “I can confidently say this because just recently, I led a group of 33 journalists from both the local and international media to the hot bed of the insurgency, that is, Maiduguri, Kondugua, Kaoure and Bama. “Today, I can report to you that the entire 70 plus kilometres stretch from Maiduguri to Bama and all the way to Banki which leads to Cameroun and the Central African Republic are in the hands of our gallant troops.” He said the military presence could be felt ”every few metres along the road; at a point along that road we were just a kilometre to Sambisa forest. “They have so degraded the capacity of Boko Haram that the terrorists can no longer hold on to any territory just as they can no longer carry out any spectacular attack.” Mohammed, however, said that though there were still cases of suicide bombings, it was pertinent to note that such was the nature if insurgency globally. “Unlike a war between two armies, an insurgency never ends with arms victory “Even in countries like Colombia where insurgency was supposed to have ended decades ago, attacks like this still happen.” He said that the insurgents had adopted a new style of attacking soft targets like motor parks, schools, entertainment centres, religious centres, killing innocent people mostly women and children. - See more at: http://www.mixedcreate.com.ng/2015/12/24/army-has-met-december-deadline-of-defeating-boko-haram-lai-mohammed/#sthash.4rf6gyMF.dpuf
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[quote author=fluffybaby post=41216304]Yes Nigeria can. But you have to realise that even then, that 5k was a very big deal. Yes we agree that economy is bad in Nigeria but lets not act like most nigerians could afford that car at that price. Even then, 5k was A LOT of money. It would have been different if they compared the purchasing power of the salary of income earners then and now. That is what I am itching to see. Or what the average civil servant enjoyed as benefits from the government compared to what they enjoy now. Or the quality of education and facilities provided by the govt in school compared to today. We all know our money has lost value but still that 5k was a lot of money then for an average Nigerian. u are right yea |
MRBrownJ:yes, that's true. they were earning meagre sums. but one thing was sure, d average household survived on the family income then because of the purchasing power of naira unlike now that a loaf of bread will soon be sold for 1 million naira. |

didn't get that tho
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