₦airaland Forum

#praying mode#
oh lord my father,,i refuse to be intimidated by any xrazy skyrocketing score by dibus relatives,,,i decree dat every plan of my mother and father syde over me to hav post ume PHOBIA will be tuurned in vain in jesus name
#AND THE WHOLE CONGREGATION SAYS#

aspirunts in the building,
i am happy to inform u dat,,that





UNILAG bottle water is nw 40naira..
#dodges planks and stone#

mathematician: UNILAG POST UTME SCREENING
GENERAL PAPER


1.The Parliament of the United States of America is c
alled:
A.House of Parliament
B.National Assembly
C.Congress
D.Assembly of Lawmakers
E.None of the above
2.Cote d’Ivoire is formerly known as?
A.Yamassokou
B.Ivory Coast
C.Gold Coast
D.Rhode Coast
E.Diamond Haven
3.The process of preservation, protection and wise u
se of natural resources is called:
A.Fermentation
B.Preservation
C.Conservation
D.Ecology
E.Zoning
4.Ballet and Tango are types of:
A.Song
B.Dancing
C.Cycling
D.Swimming
E.Horse Ridding
5.the first person to develop atomic bomb was:
A.Albert Einstein
B.Charles De Gaulle
C.Thomas Jefferson
D.T. S. Elliot
E.Plato
6.The process by which the people in a country is giv
en an opportunity to elect,
choose or reject new government is known as:
A.Referendum
B.Plebiscite
C.Election
D.Ratification
E.None of the above
7.A system of government based on the ideological belief of equality of people and
concentration of national resources in the hands of
the State is called:
A.Fanaticsm
B.Egalitarianism
C.Communism
D.Democracy
E.Utopianism
8.An instrument used in finding ways and navigation i
s called:
A.Map
B.GPRS
C.
Compass
D.Compound
E.None of the above
9.A computer is made of:
A.hardware
B.software
C.None of the above
D.A& B.
E.A only
10.Which of these continents is the coldest in the world?
A.Asia
B.Africa
C.Antarctic
D.Europe
E.America

1.c 2.b 3.c 4.b 5.a 6.e 7 b 8 c 9 d 10 c
mark shap shap

yemmytcm: @mastermind you called me a womanizer abi na faranizer him call am ni then ran away,God dey,we go jam.....#

jam ko,,,bama ni...,mtcheew,,,u dis faranizer,,,.but all d way,,,still luv u for making me open my teeth,,,no homo...
@unilag,,,u don hear wetin my ogayemo@ d top talk,,we giv u four dayz or else anytin wey yemmy do u,na u cauuuse am........
Hapi splufik sonday

yemmytcm: @mastermind you called me a womanizer abi na faranizer him call am ni then ran away,God dey,we go jam.....#

jam ko,,,bama ni...,mtcheew,,,u dis faranizer,,,.but all d way,,,still luv u for making me open my teeth,,,no homo...
@unilag,,,u don hear wetin my ogayemo@ d top talk,,we giv u four dayz or else anytin wey yemmy do u,na u cauuuse am........
Hapi splufik sonday

am sorry for d break,was just too buzy,,,miss and luv y,all...NO HOMO..lolz
.Liberia became independent in
A.1847 b.1858 c.1941 d.1936
2.The last governor election forum election
was held in
A.may 19 b.may 21 c. may 24. D.may 25
3.The present nigeria national anthen arise o
compatriot was composed in what year
A.1960 b.1963 c.1978 d. 1951
4.NAFDAC was established in
A.1990 b.1991 c 1993 d.1999
5.Economic diplomacy was introduced during
the era of
A.tafawa balewa b.ibrahim babaginda
c.buhari d.yakubu gowon
6.which of the following country does not
belong to west africa
A.cape verde b.tazania c.liberia d.bukina faso
7.which of the following country recognised
biafra republic
A.ghana b.comoro island c.eritea d.ivory coast
8.NCBWA was formed in Ghana in
A.1917 b.1919 c. 1920 d. 1923
9.The one time british prime minister that
refused the request of the NCBWA was
A.magaret thatcher B.lord milner c.john major
d.robert edison.
10 The united states of america flag has how
many star
A.15 b.20 c.50 d.10
#put hand on d hear#
ABEG NO ASK ME CORREction,Cos me self no dey 2 sure,,,just giv it a shot..am sorry for d break,was just too buzy,,,miss and luv y,all...NO HOMO..lolz
.Liberia became independent in
A.1847 b.1858 c.1941 d.1936
2.The last governor election forum election
was held in
A.may 19 b.may 21 c. may 24. D.may 25
3.The present nigeria national anthen arise o
compatriot was composed in what year
A.1960 b.1963 c.1978 d. 1951
4.NAFDAC was established in
A.1990 b.1991 c 1993 d.1999
5.Economic diplomacy was introduced during
the era of
A.tafawa balewa b.ibrahim babaginda
c.buhari d.yakubu gowon
6.which of the following country does not
belong to west africa
A.cape verde b.tazania c.liberia d.bukina faso
7.which of the following country recognised
biafra republic
A.ghana b.comoro island c.eritea d.ivory coast
8.NCBWA was formed in Ghana in
A.1917 b.1919 c. 1920 d. 1923
9.The one time british prime minister that
refused the request of the NCBWA was
A.magaret thatcher B.lord milner c.john major
d.robert edison.
10 The united states of america flag has how
many star
A.15 b.20 c.50 d.10
#put hand on d hear#
ABEG NO ASK ME CORREction,Cos me self no dey 2 sure,,,just giv it a shot..am sorry for d break,was just too buzy,,,miss and luv y,all...NO HOMO..lolz
.Liberia became independent in
A.1847 b.1858 c.1941 d.1936
2.The last governor election forum election
was held in
A.may 19 b.may 21 c. may 24. D.may 25
3.The present nigeria national anthen arise o
compatriot was composed in what year
A.1960 b.1963 c.1978 d. 1951
4.NAFDAC was established in
A.1990 b.1991 c 1993 d.1999
5.Economic diplomacy was introduced during
the era of
A.tafawa balewa b.ibrahim babaginda
c.buhari d.yakubu gowon
6.which of the following country does not
belong to west africa
A.cape verde b.tazania c.liberia d.bukina faso
7.which of the following country recognised
biafra republic
A.ghana b.comoro island c.eritea d.ivory coast
8.NCBWA was formed in Ghana in
A.1917 b.1919 c. 1920 d. 1923
9.The one time british prime minister that
refused the request of the NCBWA was
A.magaret thatcher B.lord milner c.john major
d.robert edison.
10 The united states of america flag has how
many star
A.15 b.20 c.50 d.10
#put hand on d hear#
ABEG NO ASK ME CORREction,Cos me self no dey 2 sure,,,just giv it a shot..

damosky12: u got just 1 correctly

yeeeee..i don die,,,my mumsy go beat me die

yeeeeee, c hungyry pple for this thread,,hunger don ctch u soteeee,u rush d guy english....even offside player/labodihno/ rush carry spoon.....oya labodihno serve us d next food....

damosky12: I think these Eng is very usefull 4 ya.

1) Bode could be too playfull at times (a) does'nt he (b) isnt he (c) would'nt he (d) isnt it

2) It is about time we ________ to attend lectures (a) should start (b) better start (c) started (d) start

3) We watched the Super Eagles ________ the match gloriously (a) win (b) won (c) winning (d) as they win

4) I look forward to ________ my cyber friends ________. (a) meet, one on one (b)meeting, one on one (c)meet, in person (d)meeting, in person

5) As reserved as he is, Ade just _____ not bore his friends in conversation (a) could (b) can (c) would (d) will

BDACC
oya markk shap

Oladimeji97: 2,196
Psychology 1,416
Economics 4,938
Edu/Bio 342
Medicine 8,263

is this for unilag or jamb generally,and is it above 200 or all entry,,pls specify

Oladimeji97: Law 6,195

abeg,help me wit psychology

Rap maestro: bcc.. Pls, is no.4 question correct? Don't seem to get it, den pls try to solve no.5 for me pls

oya pack plates#correction#
BDABA.........shikena,,,,,mark yaself....
Dr genious,do show u adequate working...

yemmytcm: @master mind,you ehn ! Well, BDABC ...

yemoooo,,,
for ur thoughts are not my thoughts......

Ortarico: 1. B
2. D
3. A
4. B
5. A
@dr. Genius, congratulations on your appointment.
Good morning everyone!

ortra,,i no go gree ur answer,,,u are a mathematicia,,so show ya workings on maths for d less priclviledge.....asap

charliejose: thanks very much ur highness...the queen of this thread!,hav been admiring all what u ve been doin,..young doc

charlie,,welcome all d way,,,u already knw hw tins work here.....good sucess

Dr. Asiko:
Thanks o, hvnt eaten in a while...da kain fast
BAABA

#walks insyde with a bucket of water#
oya,all of una wake up before i hmmm.
Make una begin chop dat food sharp sharp,

Dr. Asiko:
Thanks o, hvnt eaten in a while...da kain fast
BAABA

#walks insyde with a bucket of water#
oya,all of una wake up before i hmmm.
Make una begin chop dat food sharp sharp,or else.....unna go fast today again....

#walks insyde tired#
una funny,went out since mawning,thinkin i would get left overs....or shey una dey fast ni...
Oya i buy sumtin cum for u.....
1.A, B and C contract a work for N 4,500. A
and B together complete 3/5 th of the
work and then C takes over and finished
the work. What is the amount received by
C?.
A. 1,200
B. 1,800
C. 1,600
D. 1,400
2.A word or a phrase that is made by
changing the order of the letters in
another word is called
A. Panagram
B. Homophones
C. Homonyms
D. Anagram
3.Megabyte is made up about ….bytes
A. One million
B. One hundred
C. One thousand
D. Eight
4.If 2x – y = 4, then calculate 6x – 3y = ?
A. 15
B. 12
C. 18
D. 10
5.A goat is tied to one corner of a square
plot of side 12m by a rope 7m long. Find
the area it can graze.
A. 38.5
B. 77.0
C. 154.0
D. 177.0...

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whatsapp; 08096592628
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Ortarico: I've added you boss, Yemmy and Mastermynd. Thanks for yesterday's chat. . . . . Goood mornin' all!!!

my pleasuuree

@farano:
Crosscheck my ans again & score me wel b4 i start protesting

no vex,,u get 10/10::::-ok......

yemmytcm: S : l : r : m : m | r : d : l | s : f : m | s : r ... #singing et dancing# lyk seriously,its well o

dnt get the song joor,,,

labodinho: Lolz....na so u dey ffl me?i didn't see u der,i only saw lurve,no p sha.lesson taught,lesson learnt.

me send u request,oritoke olabode,am i ryt

#runs insyde#abeg,no vex pple,went to the cafteria to get extra food,,u knw nw,,,about to vomit...
Correction
CBBDCDEBDC....abi i lie labodihno

oladoya: X is a seven letter word, X is
imposible 4 God, new born
babies lyks X more dan
breast milk, d poor av X & d
rich luk for X 4rm the poor, if
u eat X u will die, X is more
importnt dan ur life, X grows
like grass, i swear on my life
i will give u X if u get the
answer. Wat is X?

NOTHING dey ur pocket wey u wan giv me sef..but i hope say NOTH**G no dey ur brain oo.lolz

labodinho: @Mastermynd, y u say make i no answer dah questn?? ??LOLzzzz....can't stop laffin ooo..So u were @ dat arena abi?? Lurve too was not surpose to answer dah qustn buh her score tells me she need to attempt it.......I was abt typing d answer bfor i saw ma name beneath "labodinho dnt answer dis qustn oooo"I don laff die.Owk o,oya do yur correctn.

i c u bro,may u hav d honour of doing the correction,cos for that arena,u no miss 1:::

oladoya-4/10;madam lurve 8/10;oladiplenty 6/10

@farano:
CBBDABBBDC

6/10

@farano:
1. A chord of length 6cm is drawn in a circle of radius 5cm.find d distance of d chord from d centre of d circle a)2.5cm b)3.0cm c)3.5cm d)4.0cm.......2. A rectangle picture 6 cm by 8cm is enclosed by a frame 1/2cm wide.calculate d area of d frame a)20sqcm b)15sqcm c)13sqcm d)16sqcm.......3. In one &a half hours,d min hand of a clock rotates through an angle of a)90 b)180 c)540 d)450......4. If d surface area of a sphere is increased by 44%,find d % increased in d diameter a)44 b)30 c)22 d)20.......5. By selling an article for #45.00 a man makes a profit of 8% for how much should he hav sold it in order to make a profit of 32%? A)180.00 b)58.00 c)55.00 d)63.00

CBDCA......abeg make i no score zero oo

oya take appetizer.......no search engine tins ooooooooo
1. Which of the following is not a Capital
city?
a. Ankara d. Prague
b. Accra e. Athens
c. Johannesburg
2.In 1978, “Arise, O Compatriots”, replaced
_____ as Nigerian’s national anthem?
a. O God of Creation
b. Nigeria, We Hail Thee
c. God Save the Queen
d. Nigeria – My Country, Tis of Thee
e. The Star-Spangled Banner
3.Who composed the Nigerian national
anthem, “Arise, O compatriots”.
a. Fatai Rolling Dollars
b. Benedict Odiase
c. Taiwo Akinkunmi
d. Lord Lugard
4.Which of the following has never been
the capital of Nigeria
a. Calabar d. Kano
b. Lokoja e. Lagos
c. Abuja
5.The largest employer of labour in Nigeria
is
a. The Dangote Group
b. The Banking sector
c. The Nigerian Civil service
d. The Telecoms sector
e. The Ibeto Group
6. The total votes cast in the 2011
Presidential elections is
a. 12.8million
b. 22.5million
c. 32.6million
d. 38.2million
e. 48.2million
7. To be declared the President of Nigeria, a
candidate must
a. Win at least 25% of the votes of the total
votes cast.
b. Win at least 25% of the votes in two-thirds
of the 36 states.
c. Win a majority of total votes cast
d. Option A & C
e. Option B & C
8Which of these is accused of
masterminding the Independence bombing
of October 2010?
a. Asari Dokunbo
b. Henry Okah
c. Ralph Uwazuruike
d. Edwin Clarke
e. Abubakar Shekau
9.Which of the following leaders was not
deposed during the Arab spring?
a. Mammar Gaddafi
b. Ben Ali
c. Hosni Mubarak
d. Bashar Assad
e. Abdullah Saleh
10.. Gen. Sani Abacha was born in what state
in Nigeria?
a. Bauchi d. Kaduna
b. Niger e. Kogi
c. Kano
shaap shaap
abeg make labodinho no answer dis questions ooooo

#runs to the kitchen and opens pot#
oooooooooooooo,mtcheew,shey i noo go eat dis mawninng again ni,,,me i am hungry o,,#shouts at the top of his voice#aunty faranooooo,abeg cum giv me food o,,,,or else ,........hmmm

Oladimeji97: I see you bro! Admission #ThisYear

naxooo broda,,,we're game this year,

gud mawnin ,greatest aspirants,as usual,aluta continua,surely victoria ascerta
una well done,,we gonna hav a splendid nd splufik week ahead o..ijn
i hail o first lady farano,oga yemmy,ortrarico,dr genius eni orisha,oladoya labodinho,rashywire,oyestephen,donmayor,oladimeji...and rest of the crew,,,,we shall abode at the shores of success,ijn..

@farano:
1. I know i-read,but I am tired a)may b)ought to c)would d)could....2. How I wish i-my mother's advice a)had heeded b) have heeded c)heed d)will heed....3. Azuka sings beautifully,a)isn't it b)doesn't she c)does she d)isn't she....4. All d people in d bus died in that- accident a)serious b)reckless c)fatal d)dangerous....5. Mr peter will neva tell u everything:he is very-a)quite b)realistic c)secretive d)reserved....6. Cosmas is a very good friend on-i can rely a)who b)whose c)which d)whom....7. I don't know what to do with these children.They are always fighting-a)themselves b)myself c)one another d)each other....8. Tunde couldn't hav said a thing like that,-a)could he b)did he c)can he d)would he....9. Please let me have-salt in my soup a)few b)a little c)a small d)a few..10. What a -!The more u look,d less u see a)wonder b)miracle c)challenge d)paradox

1.b 2c 3b 4c 5d 6d 7d 8b 9b 10.d
mark me maam