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Samiceman:
You are the only cockroach in my cupboard

Hahahaha... u won't only be friendzoned, u will also be used as an houseboy

I have noticed this with few guys. A guy n girl may have for long being admiring them selves, when the guy finally summons courage to approach her you will find out that everything will change in d sense that d girls interest in the guy will die and if at all they are to see each other, it will be clearly on the bases FRINDZONE* ... I must confess, i've been a victim of this in the past

So I'm throwing this thread to our brothers with sugar coated tongues n the few naturally gifted poets

*Pls help rescue a generation of young men from being FRIENDZONED*

dollydolly:
Hmmmmmm..... Lala y is my name not dia now? I carry pass all those u listed there or u want to tell me that u don't know?

I don't know oh

tosyne2much:
The Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti

Baba oh... the ladies man

Pls where can I get a brand new infinix zero.. I need to get the phone before weekend..m



Pls someone put me through ** tnx

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b]4)giving your partner the password to all your social network[/b]
If you're married, I don't see anything wrong in it but if you're in a casual relationship it could prove costly to you


What da Bleep is social network password when there are better passwords so make use of.. *eg atm debit card password, PayPal password etc.

Op na 2go password u feel way dey important or na Facebook own ***smh

tosyne2much:
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down

Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service

1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service

2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ?

3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service

4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium

5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth

6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it

7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? **

8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon

9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace

10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?**

Written by: Tosyne2much

Baba oh... I see u
U forgot to add *the ones who will start taking new year selfiez once it's 12o'clock

Pictures or I don't believe

I vote for Tosyne2much

I vote Tosyne2much
cc Ezepromoe Mizmycoli

Tosyne2much 4 Mr NL

Where are my garden city 1st sons and daughters ... let's meet here and exchange views, dating experiences, ideas, BlackBerry pins, numbers etc ***


Let the mingling begin

pasqal09:
Smh

All My fellow Manutd fans, pls let's vote for Tosyne2much

#team tosyne2much

Where are all my manutd fans... grab ur smart fones and let's make dis cute dude our champ

Tosyne2much all the way

Tosyne2much is the man




Fully endorsed by the lagos state students union *** UNIPORT chapter ***

I don't want to be left out of this.. I just have to create this to honour Tosyne2much just as adepiero and vizkiz have done

TOP 5 Reasons Why You Should Vote For TOSYNE2MUCH

1. Realistic- This niqqa is so realistic to the core.. How on earth would a dude be this realistic?

2. Accepts Criticism - this dude accepts criticism despite the fact that some keep hating on him

3. Brilliancy - meeeehhnnnn, I give it to this dude.. He's one of the brilliant people I have come across

4 influential - [/b]
This dude has influenced nairaland in a lively and funny way, I just keep wondering why some people pick holes in his sensible threads.. Lately, I find nairaland more interesting by the reason of his frequent created threads

5. Slow to Anger I must say that this dude is not temperamental, he's quick to hear, slow to speak and slow to anger

Pls Niqqa let's vote for TOSYNE2MUCH

VOTE FOR TOSYNE2MUCH

JeffreyJamez:
not really,,,no be by nerd....i live by a certain standard of principles and try my best to adhere to them.

Ok... keep the good work up

Youngpo413:
Ikot Ekpene

Ikot ekpene kor eket nii

tintingz:
Yoruba girls ofcus.

Ur head is there

adepiero:
I don't think its particular to a tribe, except for mallo girls that are very beautiful! every tribe has endowment

Yeah but some tribes boasts of more women with heavy duty

JeffreyJamez:
dude you dont me,neither do you know my story....eod

Dude u must be a nerd

jboy73:
OK.

Send me ur credentials 2Moro.

Drop ur woman's email address

Lordabas:
Not all men, but when some woman offers you free p**** you generally have to rise to the occassion

Hahahahahaha.... tell them biko

That guy that questioned dis opportunity and was asking if I knw what he has gone tru... we seriously need to question his performance on bed

pasqal09:
Who said its understandable for a guy to cheat?

It's not right but understandable

Tallesty1:
Who said it is understandable?

It is oh... ur woman will even tease u on this most times

braine:
This thread reminds me of one of Obesere's songs. Well, this is Africa, and we have our traditions.

Yes boss... tell them