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Phones / Re: What Bank Atm Card Works To Pay For Apple Music? by masterpat(m): 3:51pm On Jan 01, 2021
Both master card UBA and gtbank doesn’t work for Apple Music purchase

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Romance / Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by masterpat(m): 5:22pm On Apr 10, 2020
I am coming over to do something about the situation. iampeekay@icloud.com
Phones / Re: Itel P51: Unboxing My New Android Phone by masterpat(m): 3:32am On Jul 21, 2017
Akpevwe9:


It's actually 5000mAh.. My mistake wink

What store did you get your device from?
I need to get mine tomorrow
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Down by masterpat(m): 10:32pm On May 03, 2017
WhatsApp down BBM be like⬇

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Bad Guys? by masterpat(m): 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2017
YellowEyeBalls:
bro..i achieve my goals too... I even fucq a bad guy's new girl even before he does....

You are a bad ass bi*ch
Health / Re: Why You Should Know Your Genotype Before Considering Getting Married by masterpat(m): 9:25am On Feb 02, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:
AA all the way but malaria too de disturb AA

Are you for real?
Because this has been my case and I have been wondering why embarassed
Phones / Instagram Live Launched In Nigeria by masterpat(m): 4:10pm On Jan 25, 2017
Instagram last year introduced "INSTAGRAM LIVE" to its stories features. This new feature enables users transmit live videos without no trace back as soon as the transmission ends. INSTAGRAM LIVE has been on the rollout in the USA and other parts of the world since last year . I woke up this morning to discover the feature can now be used in naija.

Them team #slayqueens Oya turn up

Career / Re: Palmchat Partners With A Nairalander, Tosyne2much For Posting "10 Things" by masterpat(m): 7:21am On Nov 05, 2016
tosyne2much:
On the 27th of October, I received an official mail from Palmchat about a partnership deal. According to them, they have been meticulously reading and following my write-ups on both my blog and Nairaland. They told me they wanted to partner with me as it will be a leverage to increase their fan base, and as well promote me.

I quickly replied and declared my interest in the offer. I was asked to fill an official form which I later reverted back in the right fashion. Three days later, the head of content created an admin account for me and forwarded my account details and I was told to report at their office this morning to conclude the deal.

It was all like a dream until I got to their office and got to realize it wasn't a scam.
I received a charming welcome and the first attack they gave me was by interrogating me on how I get my inspirations from. I just dey laf like one gentle man. I was later given an hour tutorial on how to use their portal cheesy

To cut the story short,
I now have my name on Palmchat portal amidst other partners such as Dailypost, Ripples, Comp­letesports, Jumia, 36­0nobs, GidiAfrica, Ch­ecki, Boom player, We­ddingdigestnaija and ­a host of others, where you can read up my write-ups in reference to my blog.

This is to courage other people never to despise little beginning. I was never discouraged even in the face of discouragement, condemnation and ridicule.

I started this thing all like a joke but my name and articles have been trending on google and many websites. (including those who give credits and those who do not )

Be careful on whom you bash on Nairaland out of ignorance and provocation because you never can tell who will help by you.

No be by who sabi speak grammar pass but by the grace of God. cool

No room for pictures but since Nairalander are doubting Thomases, I was able to take a few shots with one of the crews . I received a few gifts and their football kits too sha cheesy


I have never been first to comment on nairaland and the way you pull so much trafic on Nairaland is a beauty to admire considering the way we started then with our then refurbished java phones....

Congrats my BabaLanky
#dayOneGee
Romance / Re: Pics: Eight Most Common Types, Sizes, Shapes Of Joysticks, Where Do You Belong? by masterpat(m): 11:02pm On Oct 28, 2016
Piercedclit:
The pencil is so so beautiful cool. Make i wait for the others

*Modified*
Banana and pencil kiss kiss kiss
Choi

Chai... You yav spoil
Romance / Re: Guys, Never Miss A Lady With The Following Qualities… by masterpat(m): 4:40pm On Oct 28, 2016
ATK4Joy:
Nice write up op! Is a pity Some guys don't reason this way!

Bcus such a lady doesn't exist
Romance / Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by masterpat(m): 10:26am On Sep 21, 2016
onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case


Dearie, u hav killed me grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How To Know If You Are The Main Lover or pass time lover. by masterpat(m): 11:59pm On Aug 23, 2016
Vikky014:
LMAO....SO TRUE

I knw ur type will have so many pass time lovers
Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Like Female Butts? (adults Only Pictures) by masterpat(m): 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2016
That's how them ladies love our joystick too
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle: If A Woman Gives You Condom, Please Don’t Use It by masterpat(m): 7:36am On Aug 14, 2016
ireneony2:
Maybe e don carry grin

Lol... Abi oh
Phones / Re: Mtn Unveils New Night Data Plans by masterpat(m): 5:57pm On Aug 01, 2016
Just for a night or one full month?
Romance / Re: A Nigerian Lady Buys G-Wagon For Her Man (new Pics/videos) by masterpat(m): 2:56am On Jul 28, 2016
halfricanadian:
Will buy my man an island shaped in his name kiss kiss


story
Science/Technology / Re: Earthquake Causes Panic In Bayelsa And Rivers States by masterpat(m): 5:04pm On Jul 22, 2016
GOD help us
Phones / Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using And What You Like And Hate About It? by masterpat(m): 11:44am On Jul 10, 2016
Galaxy J5 ... cool fone, nice camera, lovely display, multitasking ok, ba3 life moderate .

Flawess... bad body build (side pills easily making d device look ugly), inbuilt mem 8gb, n latest os update is bad.
Phones / Re: Flaunt Your Music Player Let's See The Finest by masterpat(m): 10:15am On Jul 09, 2016
Hotdiamond:

Paid for it. That was a long time ago


My atm card doesn't work on play store... have never purchased anything from play store b4
Phones / Re: Flaunt Your Music Player Let's See The Finest by masterpat(m): 8:24am On Jul 07, 2016
Musicmatch

Phones / Re: Flaunt Your Music Player Let's See The Finest by masterpat(m): 8:06am On Jul 07, 2016
Hotdiamond:
POWERAMP music player
full version

How did u get the full version?
Phones / Re: Mistakes People Do When They Have a Phone Conversation with Someone by masterpat(m): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2016
SANDOSKI:



wink


Wow... I'm tripping already wink
Phones / Re: Mistakes People Do When They Have a Phone Conversation with Someone by masterpat(m): 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
SANDOSKI:
Op all dis list none of dem dey annoy me...

1. The I just wanted to say Hi :- dis one dey sweet me for body..
*Swidy I just called to say Hiwink

2: Calling a lot of times when the recipient doesn't pick~ I know one is a miss call, Bt I dey person like make him call me pass 20 times, I go feel say na emergency call be dat.




3: Picking or making a Phone call in a busy environment~ no problem with dis


4: Repeating words you just said over the phone~no problem with this one.
*SANDOSKI how faI dey
*SANDOSKI how you dey
*SANDOSKI how are you M gud

5: Promising someone u will call dem back later when u know u will not~ if you no call back, I go call you to find out wetin happen.

6. Turn off....Na to send you text....grin

grin






Wait oh... na you fine like this 4 ur profile photo shocked
Politics / Re: Armed Robbers Invade Anthony Adeboye's Home (photo) by masterpat(m): 4:39am On Jun 30, 2016
ritababe:
I blame buhari for this undecided

Lol... i agree with yoy
Romance / Re: Guy Asks Girl For A Picture Of Her In "Bra", See What He Got (pictured) by masterpat(m): 3:47pm On Jun 26, 2016
foolinlove:
That girl is a boss!

Better than my old trick of sending internet porn with the face cropped out.


Hmmm. ... clap 4 urself undecided
Food / Re: 4 Fruits Nigerians Don't Know The English Name by masterpat(m): 3:44pm On Jun 26, 2016
respect80:
Isn't that date fruit



Wow really... learnt something new 2day
Food / Re: 4 Fruits Nigerians Don't Know The English Name by masterpat(m): 3:39pm On Jun 26, 2016
sugardad1:

2. Tiger Nuts
The name “Tiger nut” is yet to stick to this sweet root from Northern Nigeria. Tiger nut is called its traditional name in various parts of the country; Ofio in the Southwest, Aki Hausa in the Southeast and Aya in the North.


I have always called it tiger nut... although as a Gee who grew @ lagos, na ofio sure pass
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Saw Danfo In Houston, Texas (photos) by masterpat(m): 3:36pm On Jun 26, 2016
irunoobo:
smiley God bless Nigeria, God bless Buhari cool



God bless Nigeria,leave Buhari out for now biko
Phones / Re: 10 Best Selfie Smartphone With Good Front Camera 2016 by masterpat(m): 3:26pm On Jun 26, 2016
Samsung galaxy j5 and j7 should be in the list.
Politics / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Shook Aisha Buhari Actually ( Photo) by masterpat(m): 3:23pm On Jun 26, 2016
Sempumping:
Op shook not shaked. ...


olodo


And also it doesn't look real


Lol... babes and bad mouth
Politics / Re: Wike Inspects Construction Of Pleasure Park In Rivers State by masterpat(m): 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2016
irunoobo:
Useless fraudulent governor. We the good people of rivers state say no to wike. We will vote him out by 2019 that is if he's not impeached by bubu undecided


But this is a step towards the right direction

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