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Travel › Re: Random And Interesting Travel Facts World's Travellers Probably Dont Know. by masterpat(m): 4:35pm On May 07, 2016

Explorers:
112. It is possible to travel from Portugal to Vietnam solely by train. At 17,000 km, this is the longest train journey in the world.

How many years will this journey last?

Romance › Re: Ways Of Meeting Single Guys In Lagos by masterpat(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2016

Will pride allow a naija girl approach a man undecided

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Romance › Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by masterpat(m): 12:28am On Jan 25, 2016

tosyne2much:
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Source: Permalink
http://tosyne2much..com/2016/01/10-myopic-statements-ladies-make-that.html

Baba oh... i see u

Politics › Re: Army Mobile Central Command Post - Photo by masterpat(m): 8:37am On Jan 21, 2016

obasiken:
Sorry i dont understand your language. Is it english?

And people even liked the post *smh

Business › Re: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by masterpat(m): 4:28am On Jan 11, 2016

VickyRotex:
Did you try it outside Nigeria or In Nigeria?

Cos I signed up for mine outside Nigeria, but I used my GTB Mastercard and it was accepted.

Tried it inside Nigeria oh with my uba master card

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Business › Re: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by masterpat(m): 4:25pm On Jan 07, 2016

VickyRotex:
I hardly watch movies

Netflix gave me a month free. And I'll have to pay afterwards.

Anyways, why should I worry, when Popcorntime is berraaa

How did u sigh up huh

... i couldnt because my UBA master card wasnt accepted

Celebrities › HEADIES : Don Jazzy Apologizes by masterpat(op): 10:35pm On Jan 03, 2016

Don jazzy apologizes to Olamide and his fans

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With 2 Rings, Gold & Silver In Helipad by masterpat(m): 7:43pm On Jan 03, 2016

Africans and our mentality... why use 2 rings huh

Politics › Re: Aregbesola Stops Doctors' Salaries Over Three Months Strike by masterpat(m): 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2016

Change finally has come kiss

Celebrities › Re: Finally Leaked:: Video Of Olamide Assaulting A Loyal Fan With Blows by masterpat(m): 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2016

Fake stories everywhere

Celebrities › Re: Reekado Bank Responds To Lil Kesh Tweet. by masterpat(m): 7:36pm On Jan 03, 2016

[quote author=frodobee post=41620879][/quote]The poster above me doesnt have anything to say embarassed

Family › Re: Couple Welcomes 1st Baby Of 2016 At Abuja Hospital After 9 Years Of Marriage by masterpat(m): 1:18am On Jan 02, 2016

tosyne2much:
This is a good news. Congrats to the couples

My own baby is coming soon

Baba oh... ur pikin go tall gan

Family › Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by masterpat(m): 10:56pm On Dec 30, 2015

dre11:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/my-wife-is-more-sexually-responsive-after-i-beat-her-up/

I experience this exact problem with my lady as well...

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Jokes Etc › See What A White Girl Called "Weird Food' by masterpat(op): 9:44am On Dec 28, 2015

Almighty dodo weird food... chai cry

Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by masterpat(m): 8:30pm On Dec 25, 2015

Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

Madam look again

Politics › Re: Olufunmilola Obe: New York Police Department Promotes Her To Inspector by masterpat(m): 1:46pm On Dec 24, 2015

Ebukaobi:
The children of hate will soon come here and try to cheapen the achievement of this great Nigerian woman

They are so intimidated by Yorubas . By the way, is it only Yorubas that are immigrants in the US? In the last 3 weeks, 4 Yorubas have got high profile positions.

God bless Yorubas

God bless Nigerians

Lalasticlala pls share this Biko

U are actually that child of hate...

Music/Radio › Re: The Top 20 Biggest And Most Popular Songs In Nigeria 2015 by masterpat(m): 7:59pm On Dec 20, 2015

This list aint complete without dj shabsy ft kiss daniel *raba*

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Sports › Facao At Chelsea by masterpat(op): 5:55pm On Jul 03, 2015

Footballers and their Job... Pledging alliance with united last season n now Chelsea undecided

Business › Re: CBN Says Account Holders Can Access Cash As BVN Deadline Ends Today by masterpat(m): 11:09am On Jun 30, 2015

The croud is something else

Politics › Re: Traders Protest Boko Haram Prisoners’ Transfer To Anambra by masterpat(m): 12:43pm On Jun 28, 2015

dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERS WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS EMPTY CHEST BEATERS

U are a full and aways will remain a full... don't start thinking frm ur head, continue thinking frm ur pussy ;;; she goat.

Sports › Re: Enyeama To Appear Before NFF Disciplinary Committee, Onazi Fined by masterpat(m): 6:38am On Jun 21, 2015

Edwardhead:
how many time he go do that?

seems NFF are now more disciplined, good!

SAI BUHARI

MtchWwww... this fellow needs brain surgery

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Education › Re: Missing Penis In Uniport by masterpat(op): 10:34pm On Jun 06, 2015

masterpat:
Update: THE STOLEN GENITAL
Our junior colleague whose penis was mysteriously taken away by a 400 medical student has regain his genital back. However, the funny part of the story is that he has been cautioned to test-run the genital to ensure it is in order but the young man refused. Well, that is up to him. Our concern is that he is now back and better.

Education › Re: Missing Penis In Uniport by masterpat(op): 10:33pm On Jun 06, 2015

Update: THE STOLEN GENITAL
Our junior colleague whose penis was mysteriously taken away by a 400 medical student has regain his genital back. However, the funny part of the story is that he has been cautioned to test-run the genital to ensure it is in order but the young man refused. Well, that is up to him. Our concern is that he is now back and better.

Education › Re: Missing Penis In Uniport by masterpat(op): 7:37pm On Jun 06, 2015

rhukky01:
Gosh...I tot it was jst a joke so it's true..

It's true oh my dear

Education › Missing Penis In Uniport by masterpat(op): 7:03pm On Jun 06, 2015

BREAKING NEWS

A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early today encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing which he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Mandelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker students have already descendend on him. He later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.
Stay online for more update

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Romance › Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by masterpat(m): 11:41pm On Apr 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
Patrick so you sef follow enta dis thread ? Hahaha

Yes oh baba grin

Romance › Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by masterpat(m): 9:45pm On Apr 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
[i]

See baba don turn love doctor

#respect wink

Romance › Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by masterpat(m): 9:43pm On Apr 06, 2015

[quote author=vizkiz post=32381758][/quote]Nigga... u bad cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by masterpat(m): 7:13pm On Apr 05, 2015

I prefer big, tall n fat girls... If u doubting me, ask @ tosyne2much grin

Politics › Re: Picture Of Governor Fashola At The APC Situation Room by masterpat(m): 3:44pm On Mar 30, 2015

UniqueGem:
I think these are the guys posting and liking comments about APC on nairaland.

Yes oh my brother ;;; they are being paid

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