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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Storms Delta State In Style, Supporters Hail Him (Photos) by Matislaney: 1:25pm On Sep 18, 2022
If Obi should be bodily present in any of his rallies, i'm sure even ur candidate would come out to cheer him

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Questions Obi Cubana Over Alleged Drug Links by Matislaney: 8:51am On Jan 14, 2022
Everybody wants their cut
Romance / Re: Female Strippers Pray & Speak In Tongues For A Successful Hustle (Photo) by Matislaney: 1:34pm On Jan 12, 2022
Na so so cruise full this country

EBMedia:
Three female strippers were seen praying to God for a successful hustle, IGBERETV reports.

The night club dancers prayed to God to soften the heart of men to spray them their hard-earned money and salary.

The video was shared on Instagram with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYha_e-IDVl/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJFI1IY8-_8
Phones / Re: Tecno C8: Solution To The SIM Card Message Inaccessibility by Matislaney: 1:43pm On Dec 04, 2018
Yeeeeh! It Worked
Politics / Okorocha Instigated My Impeachment –madumere by Matislaney: 1:50pm On Jul 31, 2018
Impeached Deputy Governor of Imo state, Eze Madumere has accused Governor Rochas Okorocha, of being the brain behind his “illegal” impeachment by the state House of Assembly on Monday.
Madumere, flayed the state House of Assembly for being a willing tool in the hands of the governor for political witch hunting.
The impeached Deputy Governor who described his removal from office as illegal, said neither the state House of Assembly nor the seven-man panel set up by the chief judge of the state, Paschal Nnadi, invited him to any of their sittings.
Madumere’s media aide, Uche Onwuchekwa said that the state house of Assembly has become “mere stooge in the hands of the governor.”
According Onwuchekwa “in disobedience to the restraining order against the the Chief Judge, the seven-man panel, Speaker and members of Imo State House of Assembly from further action on the controversial impeachment proceeding against the Deputy Governor of Imo State, Prince Eze Madumere, the House of Assembly in Gestapo manner, has removed the Deputy Governor of the state from office.
The Presiding Judge of High Court 8, Justice Benjamin Iheka had restrained the seven-man panel of Inquiry constituted by the Chief Judge, Hon. Justice Paschal Nnadi, the Chief Judge, Speaker and members of Imo State House of Assembly over a matter brought before the court that bothers on constitutional breaches in the procedure adopted to remove the Deputy Governor from the office.
The Acho Ihim-led faction of the members of the House sponsored by Governor Okorocha against the Court Order and the rule of law illegally removed the Deputy Governor in a kangaroo manner.
Against the requirement of the law, Prince Madumere was not given fair hearing as he was neither invited during the sitting of the investigative committee in the House of Assembly nor by the seven-man panel set up the Chief Judge.
Health / Photos: Girl Has 'twin' Sister Growing From Her Chest by Matislaney: 1:41pm On Jul 31, 2018
A teenager is finally getting medical help after living her entire life with two extra arms and fingers dangling from her chest.
Veronica Cominguez, 14, was born with the limbs and an oblong-shaped torso growing from her chest in Iligan City, Philippines.
The extra parts - belonging to a parasitic twin which did not develop properly - have continued to grow with her.
She even cleans her living ''twin'' and cuts their finger nails for them.
But Veronica is now finally set to live a normal life after locals raised money and officials organised for her to fly to neighbouring Thailand for an operation.
Veronica said: ''When I was little, I thought it was just a foot. But as I grew up, it became bigger
''It's heavy, it limits my movement. It keeps swinging. My dress often gets wet.''
Veronica's mother, Flora Cominguez, said their family has a history of twins.
She was not able to properly see a doctor during her pregnancy but said that she knew that it was twins. She even had a name for both of them
Unfortunately, the other baby did not fully develop.
Flora said that Veronica's navel would always get wet because of the liquid that comes out of it. Sometimes, the discharge has blood on it.
She added: ''The liquid that comes out of the opening smells bad, like human excretion.''
According to Veronica's doctor, the extra limbs can be removed through a simple operation.
Dr. Beda Espineda, a pediatric surgeon at the Philippine Children's Medical Center who also handles the medical case of Veronica, said: ''Most of these cases can be removed. Because, usually, the body structures involved are not vital. Most of them are just attached to the skin or bones. For surgeons, it is easy to remove.''
Veronica is now waiting to have her ''twin'' who has become a parasite, removed as soon as possible.
The local government office in her village, which has her under its welfare care system, said she is due to fly to Thailand in the coming weeks for the procedure.
A spokesman from the Barangay council of Kabacsanan said last Friday (27/07): ''It has been arranged for Veronica to have an operation. and we hope that she will live a normal, healthy life after this.
''Life has not been easy for her but she's a very sensible, clever and mature girl. She's a wonderful pupil. Everyone is very pleased for her that she can soon have an operation.''

Phones / Re: How Do I Speak With Airtel Customer Care Agent? by Matislaney: 3:20pm On Jul 24, 2018
Mightyify:
Dail 111 after selection of language....press 3 then 6. Thank me later
Thanks it really helped

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Celebrities / Re: Top Twenty Football Legends Of All Time by Matislaney: 9:01pm On Jul 16, 2018
opera1:
Nice compilation But I think Ronaldo started his professional football career from sporting & Not Manchester united.

U failed to Include Jay-jay's fenerbach, Qatar SC, Bolton & other clubs career

I doubt ur list.

Yea I only mentioned but a few
Celebrities / Top Twenty Football Legends Of All Time by Matislaney: 7:40pm On Jul 16, 2018
Top Twenty Football Legends Of All Time
- 1. Pele
Country - Brazil
Position - Inside Forward
Club - Santos
Goals - 1281 goals in 1363 games
Played from 1958 to 1977
- 2. Diego Maradona
Country - Argentina
Position - Attacking Midfielder
Club - Barcelona, Napoli
Goals - 311 goals in 592 games
Played from 1976 to 1997
- 3. Johann Cruyff
Country - Netherlands
Position - Inside Forward
Club - Ajax, Barcelona
Goals - 322 goals in 562 games
Played from 1957 to 1977
- 4. Franz Beckenbauer
Country - West Germany
Position - Sweeper (Defender)
Club - Bayern Munich
Goals - 100 goals in 680 games
Played from 1951 to 1977
- 5. Cristiano Ronaldo
Country - Portugal
Position - Winger, Striker
Club - Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus
Goals - 676 goals in 951 games (45 Hat tricks)
Played from 2002 till date
- 6. Lionel Messi
Country - Argentina
Position - Right Winger, Support Striker
Club - Barcelona
Goals - 644 goals in 820 games
Played from 2003 till date
- 7. Ferenc Puskas
Country - Hungary
Position - Inside Forward
Club - Honved, Real Madrid
Goals - 598 goals in 619 games
Played from 1943 to 1962
- 8. Alfredo di Stefano
Country - Argentina, Spain
Position - Attacking Midfielder
Club - Real Madrid
Goals - 405 goals in 562 games
Played from 1945 to 1966
- 9. Zinedine Zidane
Country - France
Position - Attacking Midfielder
Club - Juventus, Real Madrid
Goals - 130 goals in 644 games
Played from 1989 to 2006
- 10. Paolo Maldini
Country - Italy
Position - Defender
Club - AC Milan
Goals - 41 goals in 785 games
Played from 1985 to 2009
- 11. Michel Platini
Country - France
Position - Attacking Midfielder
Club - Saint-Étienne, Juventus
Goals - 269 goals in 512 games
Played from 1972 to 1988
- 12. Garrincha
Country - Brazil
Position - Winger
Club - Botafogo
Goals - 288 goals in 742 games
Played from 1953 to 1972
- 13. Gerd Müller
Country - Germany
Position - Striker
Club - Bayern Munich
Goals - 555 goals in 618 games
Played from 1963 to 1981
- 14. Zico
Country - Brazil
Position - Attacking Midfielder
Club - Flamengo
Goals - 240 goals in 405 games
Played from 1971 to 1994
- 15. Cafu
Country - Brazil
Position - Right/Centre Back
Club - AC Milan
Goals - 20 goals in 570 games
Played from 1989 to 2008
- 16. Lev Yashin
Country - Russia
Position - Goalkeeper
Club - Dynamo Moscow
Saves - Saved over 150 penalties and kept over 270 clean sheets in 400 games
Played from 1950 to 1970
- 17. Marco van Basten
Country - Netherlands
Position - Striker
Club - Ajax, AC Milan
Goals - 255 goals in 353 games
Played from 1981 to 1995
- 18. George Best
Country - Ireland
Position - Winger, Attacking Midfielder
Club - Manchester United
Goals - 216 goals in 623 games
Played from 1963 to 1984
- 19. Jay-Jay Okocha
Country - Nigeria
Position - Attacking Midfielder
Club - Hull City, Paris Saint-Germain
Goals - 88 goals in 529 games
Played from 1990 to 2008
- 20. Eusebio
Country - Portugal
Position - Striker
Club - Benfica
Goals - 464 goals in 495 games
Played from 1957 to 1979...

Football Legends Of All Time
Compiled And Brought To You By #Matis_Laney

Sports / Top Twenty Football Legends Of All Times by Matislaney: 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2018
Top Twenty Football Legends Of All Time

- 1. Pele

Country - Brazil

Position - Inside Forward

Club - Santos

Goals - 1281 goals in 1363 games

Played from 1958 to 1977

- 2. Diego Maradona

Country - Argentina

Position - Attacking Midfielder

Club - Barcelona, Napoli

Goals - 311 goals in 592 games

Played from 1976 to 1997

- 3. Johann Cruyff

Country - Netherlands

Position - Inside Forward

Club - Ajax, Barcelona

Goals - 322 goals in 562 games

Played from 1957 to 1977

- 4. Franz Beckenbauer

Country - West Germany

Position - Sweeper (Defender)

Club - Bayern Munich

Goals - 100 goals in 680 games

Played from 1951 to 1977

- 5. Cristiano Ronaldo

Country - Portugal

Position - Winger, Striker

Club - Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus

Goals - 676 goals in 951 games (45 Hat tricks)

Played from 2002 till date

- 6. Lionel Messi

Country - Argentina

Position - Right Winger, Support Striker

Club - Barcelona

Goals - 644 goals in 820 games

Played from 2003 till date

- 7. Ferenc Puskas

Country - Hungary

Position - Inside Forward

Club - Honved, Real Madrid

Goals - 598 goals in 619 games

Played from 1943 to 1962

- 8. Alfredo di Stefano

Country - Argentina, Spain

Position - Attacking Midfielder

Club - Real Madrid

Goals - 405 goals in 562 games

Played from 1945 to 1966

- 9. Zinedine Zidane

Country - France

Position - Attacking Midfielder

Club - Juventus, Real Madrid

Goals - 130 goals in 644 games

Played from 1989 to 2006

- 10. Paolo Maldini

Country - Italy

Position - Defender

Club - AC Milan

Goals - 41 goals in 785 games

Played from 1985 to 2009

- 11. Michel Platini

Country - France

Position - Attacking Midfielder

Club - Saint-Étienne, Juventus

Goals - 269 goals in 512 games

Played from 1972 to 1988

- 12. Garrincha

Country - Brazil

Position - Winger

Club - Botafogo

Goals - 288 goals in 742 games

Played from 1953 to 1972

- 13. Gerd Müller

Country - Germany

Position - Striker

Club - Bayern Munich

Goals - 555 goals in 618 games

Played from 1963 to 1981

- 14. Zico

Country - Brazil

Position - Attacking Midfielder

Club - Flamengo

Goals - 240 goals in 405 games

Played from 1971 to 1994

- 15. Cafu

Country - Brazil

Position - Right/Centre Back

Club - AC Milan

Goals - 20 goals in 570 games

Played from 1989 to 2008

- 16. Lev Yashin

Country - Russia

Position - Goalkeeper

Club - Dynamo Moscow

Saves - Saved over 150 penalties and kept over 270 clean sheets in 400 games

Played from 1950 to 1970

- 17. Marco van Basten

Country - Netherlands

Position - Striker

Club - Ajax, AC Milan

Goals - 255 goals in 353 games

Played from 1981 to 1995

- 18. George Best

Country - Ireland

Position - Winger, Attacking Midfielder

Club - Manchester United

Goals - 216 goals in 623 games

Played from 1963 to 1984

- 19. Jay-Jay Okocha

Country - Nigeria

Position - Attacking Midfielder

Club - Hull City, Paris Saint-Germain

Goals - 88 goals in 529 games

Played from 1990 to 2008

- 20. Eusebio

Country - Portugal

Position - Striker

Club - Benfica

Goals - 464 goals in 495 games

Played from 1957 to 1979...


Football Legends Of All Time

Compiled And Brought To You By #Matis_Laney

Sports / 2018 FIFA World Cup Total Match Results by Matislaney: 4:55pm On Jul 16, 2018
World Cup Updates

Match Results

Group Stage

14-06-18

16:00 - Russia 5 - 0 Saudi Arabia

15-06-18

13:00 - Egypt 0 - 1 Uruguay

16:00 - Morocco 0 - 1 Iran

19:00 - Portugal 3 - 3 Spain

16-06-18

11:00 - France 2 - 1 Australia

14:00 - Argentina 1 - 1 Iceland

17:00 - Peru 0 - 1 Denmark

20:00 - Croatia 2 - 0 Nigeria

17-06-18

13:00 - Costa Rica 0 - 1 Serbia

16:00 - Germany 0 - 1 Mexico

19:00 - Brazil 1 - 1 Switzerland

18-06-18

13:00 - Sweden 1 - 0 Korea Republic

16:00 - Belgium 3 - 0 Panama

19:00 - Tunisia 1 - 2 England

19-06-18

13:00 - Colombia 1 - 2 Japan

16:00 - Poland 1 - 2 Senegal

19:00 - Russia 3 - 1 Egypt

20-06-18

13:00 - Portugal 1 - 0 Morocco

16:00 - Uruguay 1 - 0 Saudi Arabia

19:00 - Iran 0 - 1 Spain

21-06-18

13:00 - Denmark 1 - 1 Australia

16:00 - France 1 - 0 Peru

19:00 - Argentina 0 - 3 Croatia

22-06-16

13:00 - Brazil 2 - 0 Costa Rica

16:00 - Nigeria 2 - 0 Iceland

19:00 - Serbia 1 - 2 Switzerland

23-06-18

13:00 - Belgium 5 - 2 Tunisia

16:00 - Korean Republic 1 - 2 Mexico

19:00 - Germany 2 - 1 Sweden

24-06-18

13:00 - England 6 - 1 Panama

16:00 - Japan 2 - 2 Senegal

19:00 - Poland 0 - 3 Colombia

25-06-18

15:00 - Saudi Arabia 2 - 1 Egypt

15:00 - Uruguay 3 - 0 Russia

19:00 - Iran 1 - 1 Portugal

19:00 - Spain 2 - 2 Morocco

26-06-18

15:00 - Australia 0 - 2 Peru

15:00 - Denmark 0 - 0 France

19:00 - Iceland 1 - 2 Croatia

19:00 - Nigeria 1 - 2 Argentina

27-06-18

15:00 - Mexico 0 - 3 Sweden

15:00 - Korean Republic 2 - 0 Germany

19:00 - Serbia 0 - 2 Brazil

19:00 - Switzerland 2 - 2 Costa Rica

28-06-18

15:00 - Japan 0 - 1 Poland

15:00 - Senegal 0 - 1 Colombia

19:00 - England 0 - 1 Belgium

19:00 - Panama 1 - 2 Tunisia

Knockout Stage

30-06-18

15:00 - France 4 - 3 Argentina

19:00 - Uruguay 2 - 1 Portugal

01-07-18

15:00 - Spain 1 (3) - (4) 1 Russia

19:00 - Croatia 1 (3) - (2) 1 Denmark

02-07-18

15:00 - Brazil 2 - 0 Mexico

19:00 - Belgium 3 - 2 Japan

03-07-18

15:00 - Sweden 1 - 0 Switzerland

19:00 - Colombia 1 (3) - (4) 1 England

Quarter Finals

06-07-18

15:00 - Uruguay 0 - 2 France

19:00 - Brazil 1 - 2 Belgium

07-07-18

15:00 - Sweden 0 - 2 England

19:00 - Russia 2 (3) - (4) 2 Croatia

Semi Finals

10-07-18

19:00 - France 1 - 0 Belgium

11-07-18

19:00 - England 1 - 2 Croatia

Third Place

14-07-18

15:00 - Belgium 2 - 0 England

Finals

15-07-18

16:00 - France 4 - 2 Croatia


World Cup Updates Brought To You By #Matis_Laney

Properties / Re: PHOTOS: House Burns Down In Yaba Lagos by Matislaney: 1:27pm On Jun 01, 2018
[color=#990000][/color] Eyaa, Buh The House Don Old Shaa
Romance / Re: My First Experience With A Girl by Matislaney: 7:50pm On Oct 01, 2017
Op, trust me, u re bisexual
Politics / Re: Okorocha Plotting To Install Uche Nwosu, Son-in-law As Successor –APC Chieftain by Matislaney: 4:18pm On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:
Lol.

Maybe na the guy qualify pass na.

As far as Eastern politics is concerned,Rochas Okorocha can never do any wrong,so i trust his judgement.

Make i take cover first.
HungerBAD:
Lol.

Maybe na the guy qualify pass na.

As far as Eastern politics is concerned,Rochas Okorocha can never do any wrong,so i trust his judgement.

Make i take cover first.
HungerBAD:
Lol.

Maybe na the guy qualify pass na.

As far as Eastern politics is concerned,Rochas Okorocha can never do any wrong,so i trust his judgement.

Make i take cover first.
No Allow Thunder Fire U Oo
Romance / Re: Kenyan Lady Exposes Her Husband's Mistress & Vowed To Bewitch Her (photos) by Matislaney: 4:12pm On May 13, 2017
angry Kenya Nd Their Problems

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