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FoodRe: What Do You Call The End Piece Of Bread? (Photo) by matoota: 4:31pm On Apr 09, 2025
Quarterpast:
Tell me if you know the Answer.
Last super
FoodRe: See The Food I Prepared Immediately After I Received My Salary by matoota: 7:23pm On Mar 25, 2025
Obavoh:
Kwakwa (coconut)- ₦30

Debino (dates)- ₦20

Kuli kuli- ₦20

Groundnut- ₦20

Sugar- ₦50

Garri (1 milk cup) - ₦100

Ice water- ₦30.

I removed 300 naira from my salary today and enjoyed this quick meal.

I didn’t even calculate my budget or family wahala for the month, I had to use this sweet meal to calm down first and it reduced my high blood Pressure .

Use that money you are saving to eat wetin Dey hungry you. Na the one wey enter your belle be your own toh
Adding sugar whith food that have dates. What were you trying to achieve?
SportsRe: Rwanda Vs Nigéria: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (0 - 2) On 21st March 2025 by matoota: 8:08pm On Mar 21, 2025
Boysking1:
Them die well. For them to get mind win Nigeria for home. Body go tell them today
I think it was a draw game
EducationRe: You Want Me To Teach Maths, Physics, Computer For ₦35k – Nigerian Teacher Cries by matoota: 3:07am On Jan 29, 2025
That was me in 2012 teaching Mathematics JSS1 to SS2 , intro-tech Jss 1 to JSS3 Imagining writing lesson notes for the subjects for all the classes alone.
You must Give students class exercises bulky Home work and mark them. If any students refuse to do the home work , the blame is on me, the ones that are average, the blame is on me , claiming every student is brilliant if taught very well.
The idiot wanted to entice me said He will increase my salary and still planned to include further-math for Ss classes
I ran for my life.
Thank God where I am today
RomanceRe: I Caught My Father Cheating On My Mother by matoota: 11:08pm On Dec 27, 2024
All these mummy' schildren
PropertiesRe: 750k Total Package Apartment In Lagos: Lady Shares House Hunting Experience(pics by matoota: 10:52pm On Dec 27, 2024
House looking like kidnapper Den
RomanceRe: I'm Looking For A Sickler To Marry by matoota: 6:35pm On Dec 23, 2024
Dostum:
What's this one sayinghuh So AS and SS people shouldn't marry again bahuh If a AS or SS can't marry AA, then l wonder who else he/she will marry. How many people are even AA in this country to start with sef?
You need help , after all the explanations, you still lack the understanding?
PoliticsRe: Senator Kalu Pays President Tinubu A Private Visit by matoota: 6:35am On Dec 22, 2024
Photoshop
Why one person's head is bigger than his body?
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Apologises To Bello El-Rufai For False Information by matoota: 6:32am On Dec 11, 2024
You don't have any evidence, yet you posted it online. You are a disgrace to your profession.
Some of this lawyers thinks they have every right for just being a legal practitioners..
PoliticsRe: Afe Babalola's Petition Against Dele Farotimi by matoota: 12:23pm On Dec 05, 2024
Nairaland lawyers, go and defend Dele in court.
Stop typing nonsense here
CelebritiesRe: Why Most Artistes’ Careers Crash When They Get Married – Phyno by matoota: 11:26am On Nov 19, 2024
Adekunle Gold, 2baba, their careers no crash o
FashionRe: Nigeria’s Chidimma Adetshina Emerges Second At Miss Universe 2024 by matoota: 7:27am On Nov 17, 2024
Officially Queen of Africa
SA rep could not even stand to see the end of the competition
God is great God
PoliticsRe: You Are A Serial Betrayer - Deji Adeyanju Replies Wike, Compares Him To Portable by matoota: 6:06pm On Nov 15, 2024
Why comparing wike with potable? He should let us know their similarities. What has portable done to u
Deji has no sense
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Driver Who Stole His Boss’ Vehicle by matoota: 11:11pm On Nov 11, 2024
Joining an academy at 27?
BusinessRe: NAFDAC Issues Alert On Nivea Deodorant Batch Recalled Over Harmful Chemicals by matoota: 5:32am On Nov 01, 2024
[quote author=Awakauzoma post=132681415]This recalled product may be the ones that Nivea's Agents are carrying up and down on the streets of Port Harcourt, trying to sell them off. I am just thinking 🤔.[/quote





Nivea have branch in Nigeria
And I doubt they will leave their own products and started marketing the the ones from other countr
PoliticsRe: Osun APC Suspends Aregbesola Over ‘outburst Against Tinubu’ by matoota: 8:00pm On Oct 30, 2024
Well deserved. Aregbelsola an idiot , turned osun state upside-down also turn a ministry he held upside-down as a minister










Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/osun-apc-suspends-aregbesola-for-outburst-against-tinubu/
FamilyRe: The Things Married Men Do Outside Nowadays by matoota: 9:39pm On Oct 22, 2024
Dont come to Nairaland to lament


If that's what your hubby or your dadd does.
PoliticsRe: National Grid Suffers A Major Setback. by matoota: 9:53am On Oct 19, 2024
ADELABU Penkelemesi how far?
PoliticsRe: ₦‎14 Million I Earn Monthly As Senator Not Enough – Orji Kalu by matoota: 12:40pm On Oct 18, 2024
It will never be enough.
There are are affordable v4 engine cars you all chose go for expensive v8 engines.
This reform must touch every body
PoliticsRe: LG Autonomy Will Lead To Chaos – Governor Soludo Signs Bill To Deduct Funds by matoota: 4:56am On Oct 16, 2024
Don't worry, it will be well planned
PoliticsRe: Our Administration Dedicated To Alleviating Pains Of Ogun People - Dapo Abiodun by matoota: 4:48am On Oct 16, 2024
Rubbish
Capping nonsense
The state with with the worst road network in th Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Has Arrested My Son, Speed Darlington - Mother Cries Out (Video) by matoota: 11:51am On Oct 08, 2024
Talking and accusing people anyhow is what you called freedom of speech?






Freedom of speech no dey true true

Just imagine if Burna was a politician.....People would have stormed the media telling us how Democracy is under threat as the big boys now gag the free-speakers


But as per Burna no be politician, moral police go justify this one


Hypocrites everywhere[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Former Chicken Republic Guards, Happie Boys reportedly Seek New Jobs (video by matoota: 3:40pm On Oct 06, 2024
No be mc mbakara dey there so?
Na script joor
Otherwise, recording and posting online for public ridicule is not necessary and uncalled for undecided
Anyways shege dey make person humble and take plenty shits.
Christianity EtcRe: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by matoota: 8:44am On Oct 06, 2024
Even CAN dem no believe the testimony?

Hmm
PoliticsRe: Electricity: Ilasamaja Lagos Rejects Planned Migration To Band A, Files Petition by matoota: 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2024
God bless you





If you follow Nigerian's mouth take make policy, they go put you for trouble.

I cannot count the number of times I used to hear before now, statements like "We are paying for darkness, give us power and we wee pay for it"

Now people don see light now they de write petitions.

Kai.

Just like subsidy removal, almost every so called expert on TV and radio programs said subsidy had to go and that no nation can afford to have multiple exchange rates, now government removed subsidy and harmonised the exchange rate. As soon as there was a fallout of increase in prices and high inflation, the so called experts abandon government to face the music alone.

Even some of the candidates like the lamba king wen be talk say Day 1 he go remove subsidy start to de change mouth.

So, people who were saying that they were ready to pay for power as long as it is available, where are they?[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Wasn’t The Person Who Removed Fuel Subsidy – Dogara by matoota: 7:32am On Sep 28, 2024
DaddyCoool:
So by what magic are marketers selling below their cost price??
Buhari the subsidy through out his administration but did not include it in the next administration 1st year which is Tinubu's .
Buhari knew what he did, He knew the consequences.
Of course, Nigerians had enough of him before he left office
PoliticsRe: Gov. Nwifuru Under Fire For Gifting 14 Suvs Cars To Catholic Priests by matoota: 1:45pm On Jul 09, 2024
They build mosque send pple to Hajj and even give Dem extra money and also buy cars for imam down here how is dis a problem we Christians always show we r to smart and all knowing[/quote]Such donations should be from his own personal money not govt money
800m naira of government's money for just 14 individuals? In a state with high poverty index
Haba!
HealthRe: PCOS: Should I Tell My Parents About It? by matoota: 10:32pm On Jun 20, 2024
Exceptional300:
There’s this girl I have been dating for a couple of months now, we are planning on settling down soon. She was diagnosed with PCOS couple of years ago before I met her, had a surgery and one of her ovaries were removed. Though she still ovulates and sees her period, I am kind of worried if there will be any issues in the future.
My parents doesn’t know about her surgery yet. Should I tell them about it?
She may have delay before gettingpregnant, she
may not , she may have fertility issues, she may not.
Think about it if u can handle that
But in all ,what God can not do does not exist
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Shocks Opeoluwa Solalu, US Based Nigerian Who Invited Him To Wedding by matoota: 5:17am On Jun 18, 2024
Hyperchi:
Some many agbado ppl no understand what humidity and selfless service is, invite jagaban come give am 3month notice he no go still show up even if u like let it be Asokoro u da do am, OYO be ur name.
2mr when he finally becomes President and call for Nigerian to invest in the country they will comply coz they know who he is
Humidity, Humidity, Humidity,
Which kind English b that nitori olorun
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Blasts Finidi George For Singling Him Out For Criticism by matoota: 6:33am On Jun 16, 2024
GanagiBitrus:
That uncomplimentary remark about Osimhen by Finidi, showed Finidi is not a good Manager of players.

But the major problem with S/Eagles is how to get the players to give their 100% best for the country.
Can Coach alone do that?
Coach can do it , it's all about human management
Osimhen didn't disrespect him . Osimhen did what everybody would have done for singling him out for his own failure.
RomanceRe: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by matoota: 10:32pm On May 14, 2024
Move on bro,

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