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Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu Condemns Move By 3 Countries To Recognize Palestinian State by MatrixReloaded:
I was wondering why Goodluck left the presidency like a coward he is.
You ought for glory, recognition, and then they brought chaos, killings, destruction.
If I'm the president of federal Republic of Nigeria, I will chase away the fulani janja-weeds to the lake basin, build a wall of jericho to prevent their infested nature in the habitat of humans.
The core North will be revitalised through building 2 million housing secured with electric wire mesh, drone cctv, and of course state police whom will account for any further excalation from insurgency .

In the SE, I will meet with the Ipob stakeholders in securing the release of there indomitable leader MNk, and we will sign a peace treaty to no accord will UGM perpetrate anonymous acts on the soil ever again.

To the SS, I will revoke all the NDDC contract with tompolo, and there chief of thieves. The creek will be revamped dredge, and create a new pathway for our shores in the Niger delta axis.
All the militia will not be given second chance to distrupt the new shape of things within that region.

The military will hands off in all the political affairs of the nation and any attempt of coup will be melted with strong resistance and all that attempted the coup along side the entire lineage will be wipe out.

To the political wigs, both past govt and present, your contracts will be analysed by external agents, if you are found culpable, you will be hung with your testicle, if a woman will be hung with your breast. (What this means is the testicle will no long produce criminals and the breast won't feed the latter)

To the judiciary, your case studies will be monitored and any judgement that doesn't align with the appropriate adjudication, the judge will be trial by oputa panel and if found guilty, will be sentence to 50years in prison and all title strip off.

To the legislators and council chiefs, Imans, Pastors, Kings and Queens,
Your community yawns for progression and support from my govt. I will mobilise all necessary infrastructure, machinery, to support the agricultural sector, more lands will be encroached to enable surplus of food supply chain.

To the citizens of Nigeria, you will bear arms just like any other citizen legally. Firearms will be sold in licence retail stores. (The retail stores will be monitored and registered under the security architecture of our great nation)
Guns will be sold to age above 45years with certificate of gun training which will be I'm conjuction with the security architecture of our great nation. "No retail gun shop is allowed to sell automatic rifles", pistol, double barrel and grenades. Gun specification (single long pipe barrel) bullets will have serial codes to ascertain where they originated from.

All office, trading centre, private homes, hospitals, church, mosque, malls, event centres, beaches, will equip there facility with active cctv cameras.

The whole train tracks, roads, inter City and beyond will be attached with cctv cameras. Our rangers will monitor this facilities round the clock , if found missing the rangers will be severally dealth with.

To the citizens of this great nation, jungle justice have come to my notice, if found attacking, burning or killing an individual because of crime against humanity the killers will be hung to death without having any fair hearing.

"To the criminals, kidnappers, terrorist, sponsors, conspirers, false witness, false allegation, fraudsters, ritualist, cultist, child trafficking, force child marriage, baby factory dealers, fake contracts, currency mutilation, bribery, spy's, espionage" they will be amputated ranging from the degree of crime which can lead to death by firing squad, electric chair, lethal injection, hung by the neck. (May Allah save thy soul)

To the married couples, engaging in extra marital affair, if found guilty with concrete evidence without been manipulated in such act , you will be disgraced in the global marketplace, strip off your robe, make sure you have intercourse with multiple infected opposit sex.

I say it to you be wary of my govt because you will not go scout free.

Nigeria 🇳🇬 will bear the name of free people and that name will be changed from Nigeria to "Iger" with a new flag color of Blue Yellow and Red.
Crime › Re: Celine Ndudim & Afiba Tandoh Missing After Travelling To Meet Man In Abia by MatrixReloaded: 1:43pm On May 22, 2024
Looking at the last pix, the young girl is on a trip to a distant place. Both are Wilding in a shortlet apartment with underage boys
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Has Been Arrested Again by MatrixReloaded: 1:26pm On May 22, 2024
Yea read the news like kilode. Same old story with iyabo ojo and tonto dikeh.
He even went far to tackle Blord and Mr Jollof.
Advocacy permits the advocate to thread cautiously in events that will withhold freedom to incarceration.
I wish him good tides and safe return to his home.
Crime › Re: Security Guard Stabs Boy Who Is An Only Son To Death In Anambra Catholic Church by MatrixReloaded: 1:23pm On May 22, 2024
If fight ensue who drew the weapon will be penalized. Since death occurred the killer will be remanded in prison for further hearing. Let the dead get its judgement in heaven.
Autos › Re: TOKUNBO STANDARD 2008 Toyota Camry LE by MatrixReloaded: 1:19pm On May 22, 2024
5m
Politics › Re: Nigerian Students Thrown Out Of UK University by MatrixReloaded: 1:18pm On May 22, 2024
UK worst country to immigrate. Keep there stinking pounds to themselves. They should leave our country and get lost.
Crime › Re: Can The Police Release Him Without My Consent? by MatrixReloaded: 1:17pm On May 22, 2024
Since you are skeptical why no go to okija.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Faults Huge Budgetary Allocations For VP Residence, NASS Complex by MatrixReloaded: 9:53pm On May 21, 2024
Thunder fire the mod wey dey delete my comment. Dem swr for you ni. You no knw Wen men discover nl since 2005 for edo huh
Who b this one allow dem chop moni Peter. Wen u b governor , u for rush enter president that year. Peter leave this people nah
Crime › Re: Caleb Onyemaeachi Chidera Detained, Tortured By Soldiers Over Banex Plaza Issue by MatrixReloaded: 4:20pm On May 21, 2024
Give the Evil arms and they perpetrate henious crimes against humanity.
If I am the president of federal Republic of Nigeria, I will disengage the military 🪖, paramilitary, and dislodge the whole police force.
Let this country run on its own accord and let all men, women, children yield gun with out recourse.
The dehunaminzation of my country people is too alarming and I will make sure the military from the top to bottom never goes scout free.
You be military no mean say u get two head. God punish ur fada.
Politics › Re: I Cannot Be Tried In Any Nigerian Court - Nnamdi Kanu Blows Hot (Video) by MatrixReloaded: 2:51pm On May 20, 2024
Ohamadike
Hmmm did he tie rope and drag those whom carried out the same. No one should under the freedom of speech pursue illegality and blame a certain individual whose vocal words travel through the mic and beckons on it.
Babalegba:
He should be hanged already for the devastation he brought to the south east
Pets › Re: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by MatrixReloaded: 8:29am On May 17, 2024
I'm so heartbroken seeing a rottweiler hanging by the chain to the neck. I couldn't imaging rope talk less of Chain.
Last week Sunday I had similar experience, went to market to purchase a live chicken. The hen was placed in the bagco sack with a porification to enable the hen pop out the head and catch some air.
When I got home I showed the hen to my little baby of 5 months and my lovely partner. They were happy and I decided to go buy some juice. I quickly hung the sack on the bulgalar hoping that the sack is just hanging and not the hen.
As I got home I saw a lifeless hen with the neck outside the sack. I was devastated and quickly ran and brought a knife to cut the throat. Luckily its barely seconds it gave up and blood drip out.
I did justice to the final part this morning.

Lay the dog to rest, don't think of selling it to the real dog lovers (calabar)
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Catholic Priest, Rev Fr Basil Gbuzuo, In Anambra by MatrixReloaded: 5:09am On May 17, 2024
A clergy man. He will be released soon.
Politics › Re: Senegalese President, Faye Visits Tinubu In Abuja by MatrixReloaded: 4:32pm On May 16, 2024
He's here to deliver a message, stay aware of the youth expedition in every nation. If nt diversity it will be a privilege for a young chap to emerge as the president of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Senegal is great
It is well with Nigeria
All hail the lion pride of the great Senegalese Nation.
Health › Re: Man Who Received First Pig Kidney Transplant Dies by MatrixReloaded: 5:19pm On May 12, 2024
kestolove95:
Pig kidney? Make dem try gorilla or chimpanzee own e go work cause that animal looks like man very well
You think onyinbo never tried using all the monkey wey resemble you finish before settling for a well known pig like you but it's a total failure.
Autos › Re: Mecedess Benz Sl 500 Convertible Selling Cheap by MatrixReloaded: 5:17pm On May 12, 2024
How mucg
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: NDLEA Intercepts Three Trailer Loads Of Opioids, Others, Arrests Suspect by MatrixReloaded: 5:13pm On May 12, 2024
E be like our country is officially a drug point on exit. Every cartel now face West Africa region. May NDLEA heal this land from affliction of drugs.
As am typing the last draw of weed dey my lips and I'm begging my conscience never to call dealer nor visit them. Please a prayer for me my sweet single baby girl reading this.....
Romance › Re: Man End Friendship With Friends After Disappointing Him by MatrixReloaded: 8:32am On May 12, 2024
Na so I ghost one idiot wey dey form egbon.

You claim we be friend, person come complain give y say ur friend dey f,up. You no longer wait make the mata die u carry d mata come meet me dey tell me say I be jonzin man.

The tin I risin am, cos d mata no suppose warrant insult, na me come carry d mata jazz enta Street Court make two heads or more judge the mata

Dem call am fr round table make em table d mata as e be, as em talk finish me come talk my story

Na so men come begin query d zombie why em go interfer for mata wey no be em concern and as e be na em be jonzin modafucker.

Tables turn, oya obote apologize give ur man for men front, mugu say em no fit do am, and cos I know say em no get mouth talk for men presence cos na pussy ass nigga.

For em life e no go eva belive em conscience till eternity.
Romance › Re: See The Cow I Just Bought For 50k by MatrixReloaded:
Looking at the ambiance and serenity of the environment one will deduce that not even in the next 50 years of Tinubu ruling the North and West, will there ever be any form of innocent looking bull grazing in a well designated ranching environment where age have grapple his sagging dewlaps.
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Vertipal Danisika shege banzai
Food › Re: Fufu (Akpu): How Much Do You Buy This In Your Area? (Photo) by MatrixReloaded: 4:22pm On May 09, 2024
100
Autos › Re: Get Your Direct Tokumbo Mini Pick Up Van Available by MatrixReloaded: 12:53pm On May 09, 2024
How much? grin
Education › Re: Armed Gangs Exchange Gunfire At Chukwuemeka Ojukwu University (video) by MatrixReloaded:
During my years in universityof futa jalon, we were more dedicated in our studies more than system. We were not even aware of cultism till our final year. Then again we dine with all manner of injews men. But then again we were never gonna join the dance of dodo orimado.

No na Oburere oh!
Emyzoloye5:
Obote!
Romance › Re: Ever Being Ghosted By Your Partner, How Did You Move On? by MatrixReloaded: 11:57am On May 08, 2024
There is nothing like ghosting. If someone stop communicating you should reciprocate. Nobody is above any other.
Politics › Re: Donald Duke And Ben Murray Bruce Visit The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road (Pictures) by MatrixReloaded: 4:33pm On May 07, 2024
Make I go buy land near water abeg...
Politics › Re: Nigerian Officials Allegdly Demanded N207billion To Drop Charges Against Binance by MatrixReloaded: 4:31pm On May 07, 2024
grin grin cheesy grin
All of them are Mad
Business › Re: 16 Banking Transactions exempted from The Cyber Security Levy (see full list) by MatrixReloaded: 10:26am On May 07, 2024
I would ve helped but I have concerns with ur moniker.
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Pls guys, if anyone can help me with 1k. Make pretence no kill me.

25984
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Thanks and God bless 🙏
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Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Impose 0.5% Cybersecurity Levy On All Transactions by MatrixReloaded: 8:34am On May 07, 2024
The commercial banks have done more damage than ever. How can u collect 1k for card and still take money for maintenance of same ATM card.
Now Apex bank l, you charge 50N stamp duty in every transaction.
What concerns us with cyber security when the bank already have IT cyber security personnel whom they pay.
All this looting of money, if only the rich can startup their own fintec and implement zero cost as other fintec, cbn will be demoralised and sanity will restore in our financial sector.
Properties › Re: Why I Lived Under Lagos Bridge – 75 Year Old Ghanaian (Picture) by MatrixReloaded: 4:18pm On May 06, 2024
embarassed
I am sure if you no mention Anambra or ibo race u won't survive in it.
StOla:
, and Anambra.

Why would you be staying under the bridge in Lagos when you are a billionaire from Anambra? Especially at a time Anambra Governor was buying over 450 SUVs for traditional leaders?
Crime › Re: Organ Harvesting: Police Arrest 10 Suspects In Lagos by MatrixReloaded: 7:59am On May 04, 2024
Wicked set of people. There hTe for us Is beyond redemption. Let's leave b4 they infest us more. I can even see them trooping my community. Our eyes are on them and we will strike once we hear pikim for that useless sad side of them.
Politics › Re: Reply to Opay Threat On Cryptocurrency by MatrixReloaded: 4:03am On May 04, 2024
MaziX:
is that what your komkom head told u to comment? shocked
huh
Politics › Re: Reply to Opay Threat On Cryptocurrency by MatrixReloaded: 3:45am On May 04, 2024
grin grin use this agility go build ur fintec app

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