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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 3:48pm On Nov 09, 2015

DharmyYinks:
So now u can comment on dis thread abi...b4 admission u wer active..u gained admission..ur levels changed..no mata d quantity of mentions u get..u dnt reply and I can rememba several times GideonG kips on mentioning u...u stil won't reply. Now u re back to eat ur vomit cos u can't find ur L.A...mtchewww

[color=#125699]Boss

#paraMode activated

#hundredSoulsForChrist
#weGotLion[/color]

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 7:36pm On Nov 05, 2015

Jerryspan:
lolssss.dis guy don take matthew80 place.

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 7:27pm On Nov 05, 2015

DharmyYinks:
[color=#FF3300]Wer is Matthew80

Av u been cleared ??

U just left us like dat

#HundredSoulsForChrist
#UGatLion[/color]

[color=#125699]Brotherly. I've always been around. Registration has really been hectic.

Cleared. Yea. Thanks.

#hundredSoulsForChrist
#WeGotLion[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:35pm On Oct 29, 2015

klexycole:
THE MURDERER IS B£N.
Sharp Guy!

[color=#125699]If Ben was the killer and also Jack's brother, they wouldn't have met for the first time (6months ago) because the clue says they grew up together.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:31pm On Oct 29, 2015

Yungmilio2:

GOOD DAY GUYS
LEMME BURST UR BRAINS WITH THIS

Duchess01 , sdqumar , itsmero ,
phahydatazeez , ibagbea , sammyomotola ,
littleboysod , duke59 , klexycole , blithe,
lanaVello1 , GideonG , fawaz050 , iyamar , emeriva , legitlayo , khassy , mzlarem , temmi001 , uxomykaz , ousmanye , sveen , reekado , dharmyinkx , dhamielawlah , thomii , ihorla , titidi , nicky058 , IDGAF , IQNODABLE , lotusflower , Gracioustee1 , .. et all

[color=#125699]Killed one of the other FIVE or FOUR?

*****
Jack did.
He went into seclusion to treat his leg.[/color]

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:13pm On Oct 29, 2015

Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.

[color=#125699]I've solved this puzzle several times...I decided to let it skip, but I can't help it.

Bro, this is where you missed it,
You owe 49k twice, that's a DEBT
You have 1k, that's CASH

How would you add your cash to your debt as 49 + 49 + 1?

49k was a debt (twice), mathematically (-ve)
The 1k you kept is cash, mathematically (+ve)

So, when next you're adding numbers, be mindful of the signs.

(-49) + (-49) + (+1) = (-97)
NOT 98.
You still owe 97k.
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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:08am On Oct 26, 2015

[color=#125699]Happy birthday pal @fawaz050

Long life and prosperity.

#hundredSoulsForChrist
#teamWeGotLion[/color]

Education › Re: Oou 2015/2016 Admission by matthew80(m): 11:05am On Oct 26, 2015

Superjaytop:
Plz iz it advisable 4 me 2 accept my physiology wit d hope of rewritin jamb nxt year for medicine

[color=#125699]No way bro.

JAMB new policy says "No matriculated student is eligible to write UTME again"

Once you accepted the admission, your only hope is "change of course" within your institution.

Need more? Check www. jamb. org. ng

#hundredSoulsForChrist
#teamWeGotLion[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:55am On Oct 24, 2015

Reekado:
studio my a$$

Lemme tutor you what a 16 look like
Son, you think your good, get it out of your head,
you keep continuing your gonna end up dead,
Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred,
unlike you ima real purebred,
Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed,
After im done with you, you be bleeding red,
Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid,
So before you post better think ahead,
Cuz no matter what you do, i Fvcking own this thread,

To, whoever fights back, I'll be here,
Im just waiting for a volunteer,
a niggga seer, whoever it is, prepare to have fear,
Cause when im done with you its just another souvenire,
If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear,
around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear,
Now dont shed a tear, its ok,
many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play,
its only for the real mc's not the gay,
all the girls be going Horray Horray,
wheres ur fvcking audience, they elft cause you got slayed,
Buffs i be the one, to go and touchey,
as i end my rap, i showed u whos the king,
life,rhymes even death , im better then you in everything,
guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string.

Cc:Duke59 Boizgrammz IDGAF YoungMilio2

[color=#125699]Nigg* hit me up for a dope beat.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 3:52pm On Oct 23, 2015

Kuzaku:
Please help me oooo. I can't find any column for upload of JAMB results. Urgent replies pleaseeee

PLEASE EPP ME

cc Yungm.illio
Sv.een
Khas.sy
Rka.rang
Nob.ody
Tem.i001
ID.GAF
Dharmy.yinks
Ridwan.1821
Gideon.G
Matthew80
Fawaz.sanni

Please, replies will be greatly appreciated

Thanks

[color=#125699]I guess the school has decided to remove the link just to reduce the task they have to embark upon.

But you can keep on checking cos someone said s/he kept on reloading and finally got it.[/color]

Education › Re: Oou 2015/2016 Admission by matthew80(m): 12:33pm On Oct 21, 2015

[color=#125699]Hi everyone.

Congrats to those who have been admitted in the first and second list respectively.

To those who are still waiting...I wish you what you wish yourself.

#itIsWell

Most importantly, I'm congratulating my hommy @DrLegit LEGITLAYO in a special way. (He left us in Unilorin at last). We shall all meet again in peace.

It's still me.
#teamWeGotLion
#JesusIsInvolved
#hundredSoulsForChrist

But...49pages so far?? This thread is moving too slowly like seriously.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 12:21pm On Oct 20, 2015

Ridwan1821:
U are right.
U need to print any printable document u see in ur portal at this stage, they are going to ask them. D reason y those documents are printable is bcuz it will be needed.

[color=#126599]But when it's not printable...??[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:19am On Oct 20, 2015

SenoritaCristo:
thats negative Broda. You need to print every document printable both at this stage and as you progress.
Your reciepts are especially important.
Not just here, anything you do in life....have your copy as prove.
documents you could print at this stage include:
1) your reciepts...hostel, fees etc
2) the page on your portal where it is written that you have been offered admission...IDGAF, kindly take note.
3) the page where it will be written that you are cleared
4) any other important document that i may not know.

Other stalites(especially the returning freshers) could please add...

[color=#126599]Negative you said? Just don't let people's mind fly for nothing sake.

Since there's no page confirming a successful payment not even any notification except the SMS from your bank, then I guess you're suggesting THEY (freshers) create a new link on the site which would point to the page where they could print their receipt or confirmatory message. (Since there are no links too).

IDGAF, let me know when you're done printing your receipt for acceptance payment.

AFAIK, the only thing that matters about the acceptance payment is the transaction ID which was generated at the point of payment.
*Did you copy it down as instructed?*
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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:13pm On Oct 19, 2015

haryormeekun:
You have to work hard to be a scholar so at the end of the day whatever you're given is as a result of ur sweat and labour not out of unilorin's generosity

[color=#115699]True though[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:05pm On Oct 19, 2015

haryormeekun:
Yes,Unilorin can't dash sum1 1k not to talk of 20k

[color=#115699]What about scholars?[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:58pm On Oct 19, 2015

haryormeekun:
Amen O.I heard payment of acceptance fee will be free from 2mao at the central mosque, those in ilorin can go there and do it for free.

[color=#115699]Free as in the café service right?[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2015

[color=#115699]A big shout out to my hommies here. [/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:56pm On Oct 19, 2015

haryormeekun:
Amen O.I heard payment of acceptance fee will be free from 2mao at the central mosque, those in ilorin can go there and do it for free.

[color=#115699]Free as in the café service right?[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:55pm On Oct 19, 2015

[color=#115699]A big shout out to my hommies here. [/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:35pm On Oct 19, 2015

blazzzze:
he needs to print the receipt

[color=#115699]Thanks. Please tell him (phahydatazeez) how to go about it.

Please, answer those who quoted you too. And you could perhaps share a picture of your printed receipt. Thanks.
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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:25pm On Oct 19, 2015

phahydatazeez:
. Thnks so much,i was worried...onto d next 1,am I 2 upload my DE result first,then WAEC result?...and for d WAEC result am I 2 get anoda scratch card?or still use d previous 1 I bought wen I wanted 2 check my WAEC??

[color=#115699]Upload in any order.

Card? If you haven't exhausted the usage. (I HEARD the school will use it just once)[/color]

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 9:33pm On Oct 19, 2015

IDGAF:
Guys pls(Those that have uploaded their documents).What did u upload in the jamb field(choose a file).I have my e-facility card but what particular jamb doc am I 2 upload?

[color=#125699]Upload your card's PIN and serial number in the spaces provided. That's all. Nothing else to upload.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 9:25pm On Oct 19, 2015

BANGERLEE1:
tried to saying payment unsuccessful. Oo don't know what's wrong..... This afternoon.

[color=#125699]According to the VC, "Some people would be denied of paying their acceptance fee when the payment commences, because the admission process is still ongoing."

No panic bro. It could be 'network' issue.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 9:15pm On Oct 19, 2015

pheekaryor:
please someone told me that I would upload the certificate of origin buh there is no dialog box that shows the uploading of state of origin... please help

[color=#125699]It is 'coded' as Certificate of Citizenship. (If you're an indigene or from catchment area).

NB: If there's no space for that, then you need no panic[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 9:13pm On Oct 19, 2015

LordDunsin:
Please do I need to scan anything for d clearance stuff

[color=#125699]YES. Your certificate of citizenship. (If you're an indigene or fro. catchment area).

NB: Your results - JAMB and SSCE need not to be scanned and scratch cards also need not to be scanned. Just upload the PIN and serial number in the spaces provided.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 9:10pm On Oct 19, 2015

phahydatazeez:
Pls any1 here who has pay acceptance nd printed d receipt cos ve not gotten mine....So I wanted 2 confirm if it general or just my Bank that is kinda slow...I rep Agric nd Biosystem engineering dept,DE

[color=#125699]No need of printing any receipt. Since the payment is online, once you have paid, the links to upload documents would be available. That's all.

NB: You might need to write down the transaction ID that was generated during payment.[/color]

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 9:05pm On Oct 19, 2015

BANGERLEE1:
Guys Please what's the latest on the acceptance Fee??

Sveen
Matthew80
Temmi001
IQNOABLE.

Answer Plz

[color=#125699]You can start paying now. The portal is now open.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 8:54pm On Oct 16, 2015

BANGERLEE1:
Bro I didn't see the number checked ur posts can't find it thr........ 080xxxxxxxx- plz quickly add it so that I can edit it.

[color=#1266DD]Done[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 8:53pm On Oct 16, 2015

DharmyYinks:
[color=#FF3300]Sort of? Congrats sha[/color]

[color=#1266DD]Yea. I've clinched the deal with a guy. But payment = secure. That's why I said it's sort of.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:16am On Oct 16, 2015

BANGERLEE1 [color=#002399]I'm awaiting your response.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 10:14am On Oct 16, 2015

DharmyYinks:
[color=#FF3300]Shout out to ma famz....I grit u all

Cc:

First of all...Temmi001(I tot u wuld be usin dos nerds glasses ..I just realised nt all gurus uses glasses )
MzLarem(area mama..hw fa )
Sveen(hw z d hunt for ladies )
Nobodyy(bro dnt get sick o..2nd batch has our names on it..just chill )
Haywhy911(Coolest papa for larem ~~muahh~~)
IDGAF(Realest Nigga )
GideonG(ever dope as crack)
Nicky058(lolestical lolest)
Khassy(hope se u don get mb)
Wheesin
Lordseyad(I hail o)
LegitLayo(Kip on bein legit)
Ipinlaxy(b4 admission we do see u...now levels don change )
Yungmilio2(forever yung)
Jackossky(shey oti taa kidney ee)
Klexycole(wah suppin)
Matthew80(Ve u secured a place)
Duke59( U just dey gentle )
Boombay(Guess u re in Atlanta wit Ambali?)

And all others dat I culdnt remember ur moniker...I grit una[/color]

[color=#002399]Yea. Sort of.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:28pm On Oct 14, 2015

boombay:
1. It is forbidden to beg me in the name of God.
2.I don't have a matured mind, infact I'm a goat.
3.I'm really sorry I'll edit the post at once!

[color=#125099]OK. Thanks for that. But it remains the quoted text. You can just help me remove the quote. Thanks.

One barbeque chicken for you.[/color]

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