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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:57am On Sep 21, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
damn it

[color=#FF9922]Sorry please.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:55am On Sep 21, 2015

khassy:
thunder faya your keypad
odeh buruku le leyi sha

[color=#FF9922]Translate[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:55am On Sep 21, 2015

matthew80:
[color=#FF9922]Me: hey guys *opens door*
Bulldog and lion come in*
Me: I'm sending you to page 500. Make sure you guard the entrance. Nobody should be allowed in.
*they report at the duty post immediately *[/color]

[color=#FF9922]Nice job guys. More flesh for you.

#teamIAmUNbanABLE[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:46am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]See traffic[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:45am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Yes

EDITTED:
No one has ever beaten the guru.
#teamProgrammers[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:45am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Yea[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:45am On Sep 21, 2015

500

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:43am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]500[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:42am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Beware, page500 not for sale. I'm leasing it for the first 5years.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:39am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Bulldog and Lion, chill. Just man your duty. Beefers are allowed.

#teamPage500 #teamIGotLion #teamUNbanABLE[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:34am On Sep 21, 2015

Viewing this topic:
zyhon96 ( m ), hackhim ( m ), mkbadeniyi ( m), mattAR ( m ),
akinleye12345 ( m )

[color=#FF9922]You're all welcome to this thread. Our rule is simple: Thread Wisely.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:30am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Beware of the guy with blue signature who always post in yellow. If you dare him...

*He'll unleash his bulldog and lion*

#teamIGotLion[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:26am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Me: hey guys *opens door*
Bulldog and lion come in*
Me: I'm sending you to page 500. Make sure you guard the entrance. Nobody should be allowed in.
*they report at the duty post immediately *[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:21am On Sep 21, 2015

Viewing this topic: rkarang, hulkhiharitoz ( m ),
DharmyYinks ( m), greatscholar, Cairoboy ( m),
haytripple ( m ), Jerryspan( m ), debbiebliss, ellad2k4eva ( m ), halton ( m ),
mrtopeqs( m)

[color=#FF9922]Hope you're not all here for page 500? Don't try it.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 11:17am On Sep 21, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Page 500 on my mind. No trespass[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 8:31pm On Sep 20, 2015

harjiyoung:
And I am the...

FTC

Matthew80 ntoooor.

But wait o,wetin dey sweet una for diz FTC,I nor see any credit alert from seun na?Rubbish!!

MzLarem,Matthew80,Yungmilio,Khassy,wheesin. Abeg tell me how I fit sell diz plot of land.

[color=#FF9922]Contact agent9[/color]

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 8:29pm On Sep 20, 2015

Adeshizzy:
I have already hijack this page from you..

[color=#FF9922]Not hijacked. I generously gave it out. Learn how to say 'Thank you'[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 8:26pm On Sep 20, 2015

Kuzaku:
Ah, I thought it was only me oh. So I have a brother in the Lord lol

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 8:05pm On Sep 20, 2015

harjiyoung:
We're not together o.

Infact

We be enemy.

[color=#FF9922]I just felt like gifting you this page my guy[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:45pm On Sep 20, 2015

Sveen:
Lol. Funny guy!

[color=#FF9922]Think I'm Basketmouth? Hohoho [/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:41pm On Sep 20, 2015

[color=#FF9922]109 pages to go...[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:39pm On Sep 20, 2015

[color=#FF9922]@itskhadijah, all protocols duly observed. ICU.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:36pm On Sep 20, 2015

Babalawoo:
Alryt.

[color=#FF9922]*kpoww kpoww hmmmm* bulldog and lion roaring. Babalawo takes to his heels.

*in Snoopy's voice* Where is that Babalawo?

Me: Common guys, let him be. He has been reinstated.

But remember the rules...*Thread Wisely*

Curtain falls. THE END[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:25pm On Sep 20, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
that's not exactly what i meant

[color=#FF9922]He was saying that no one can take the FTC whenever I'm online. Got it?

Just like this one too.

By the way, thread gently.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:25pm On Sep 20, 2015

[color=#FF9922]491 loading[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:22pm On Sep 20, 2015

[color=#FF9922]Humm humm *Clear my throat* BTW, who was that Babalawo that came in here and started punching our own Sveen the grammarian? *going to ask google straightaway *
Who gave you an entrance? Where were you when we were busy building this land? *jamb 1902*

*door opens, bulldog and lion comes out of the cage* Now, walk out and never come here again. I rise!

Sveen dear, should I call a doctor to help treat those punch scars?

*calling doctor right away*
And to say the fact, you didn't take it lightly with the guy at all. Next time I'm going to report you to those robots called m o d.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:10pm On Sep 20, 2015

[color=#FF9922]I've already started using the clothes I ironed and packed for school. That means the wait is longer than I expected? ? ?[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:08pm On Sep 20, 2015

horla10:
Breaking News!!!
Unilorin wont release their admission list for dix year...so if u knw u pass ur jamb cut off nd score 50% in post utme kindly proceed to the skul portal to start ur registration
According to the admission officer of the university of ilorin!!!

[color=#FF9922]List or no list, we are resuming by Monday, 28th September 2015.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:04pm On Sep 20, 2015

Adeshizzy:
I'm #TeamICS

[color=#FF9922]Ok bro. I wish us success in Jesus' name.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 6:04pm On Sep 20, 2015

Adeshizzy:
I'm #TeamICS

[color=#FF9922]Ok bro. I wish us success in Jesus' name.[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:08pm On Sep 20, 2015

zaynab17:
. A bottle of origin

[color=#FF9922]Orijin? I can't believe this.

Waiter!!! What's my bill? I'm outta here. **I don't have much strength to carry somebody**[/color]

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by matthew80(m): 2:03pm On Sep 20, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
explain pls

[color=#FF9922]First poster on a new page...[/color]

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