₦airaland Forum

DamiEsan:
Stream1....hello house

Hello,are you also in the Ogun wagon?

Pls how Ogun be like?

Nysc be like' we are still collating the call-up letters',no matter what Jegaism they are trying to apply concerning this our call-up letter matter May 5th will be May 5th,it is SACROSANT.

DrViviSarj:
I dey com

*makes a space for you*am waiting

DrViviSarj:
Smh. Which kind wahala be dis? since morning all my heart dey run go where I no sabi. Morning till night. For one letter. No be 1 million naira lottery oo, letter! Nysc! Der is God ooo

Come share a bottle of star with me,it will calm you down

Liverpoolfc:
yea it can rise when properly managed

Same applies to the state of PDP

Can a erectile dysfunction diick rise again?(your answer is mah say on this post)

Amaechi congratulate Wike on his victiory please naaw,nonsense!!!

Walexsammy:
I think notification message will be sent to our various phone numbers, and the letter sent to our mail Wia we'll print it

Aiite,tnxs

Please o,want to throw a question on this nysc mobilization notification stuff are we to receive an sms concerning it or we should go to our various schools and get a clarity concerning it?

Ok,good news na im be say i go enter bus go back lagos moronto morning,#fear of oba of lagos is the fear of lagoon

Is he dating both of them and wants us to aid him choose one of the duo?

This kind gist wey no get source sef,op back your post up with a source or.....*passes by in an incognito mode*

APC and their nature of crying and complaining like a child,what's mah business sha only if the innocents wouldn't be affected

The authority operatives should probe into this inhuman act and bring this political perpetrators to justice.

Please is today arm forces remembrance day,am just hearing gunshots everywhere?

Will marry a Nigerian Lady,they are smart,intelligent,virile(permit i to use it) and a wify material.

ronald4lif:
Abum nwa Anambra mana na onye Enugu ka'm bukwa. 042 bu ebe ano. Ke ije?

Udo na achi nwanne m nwoke,nke gi kwanu?,mana cherekwa o,i pasa na 042 ugbua?

sleekyonyx:
No am not but my twin is

So sorry about this awkward development,Oluwa is involved.

sleekyonyx:
Ouch i hate to be the bearer of bad news, had to modify the post, read Sodiq*yinkas post on pg 1277 for clarity. Cheers

Just saw it and it's indeed a bad one,i just hope it turns out to be a fad,hope you aren't affected?

ronald4lif:
Biko ka bisie gi omma inugo. ichoro ofu onu?

Nwanne asusu Igbo gi digodi kpoi,onye ebee ka i bu?

sleekyonyx:
Good morning dear e-friends!

I trust y'all woke up with
smiling faces

It's 25 (twenty-five) days to go!

Be optimistic as u await your
call up letter!

Though they've been some
bad news

But God pass them (NYSC)

I love this family Batch A15

bad news like?

NB: Lazy readers back off
Masturbation according to the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary,'Masturbation' is defined as to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs.This bad form of sexuality has dated back far back in the days of man and seems currently to be trending most in the world of sexuality.In as much as most of us engage in this act we fail to observe the negative side of it,in the list i will be giving below i will be stating the effects that it incurs into one;
DECREASE IN INTELLIGENCY: Frequent masturbation doesn't help improve one's memory as this in turn affects one's state intelligency.
QUICK EJACULATION: Most masturbators fall victim to this disastrous ailment as the human brain(which is the main organ for sex) is being configured into doing what it's not supposed to do(ejaculating prematurely) during masturbation.
LOW SELF-ESTEEM:Masturbating can affect one's self esteem as the male hormone 'testesterone' which induces self confidence is being ejaculated with the semen.
POOR SOCIAL LIFE:The feeling that you can derive any social gratification through self servicing is incurred when you are confined in the world of masturbation and this in turn affects one's social life negatively.

I smell Biafra

Three months imprisonment or the option of paying a N5k,come on, this woman didn't wait for the water to boil hot enough before lashing it on the man.

Hmmmm all i know is that some political nigga's blood pressure are gonna blow them off into No. 6 okpuru ala tonight.

Good morning e-buddies,how was your weekend?

Phooey!!!,if not for the selfish interest of some of this politicians,elections in Nigeria shouldn't be a do or die affair.

Eberex:
1. While in church, my neighbors who usually greet me every time they see me were the same people who robbed me of my laptop and blackberry. I knew they were the ones but what can I do about it? The police would need proof, hence I let it go.

2. I took part in the construction and maintenance of Gov. Akpabio's house at Ukana in Ikot ekpene. So I had access to infos from the Security personnel stationed there. There is a particular market, I cant remember the name now, that strangers tends to get missing. when you get to the market and try to enquire where to purchase items, you will be led deeper into a certain part of the market until u fall into a pit. Well that's the end of story.

3. Akwa ibom is not a commercialized state, hence you really cannot start a business like if you were in lagos while you are serving. Its only the foreigners that spends money in that state, and only few of their people who patronize.

4. Juju is common here too. One called ''kognomi''. It is used mostly by women. If they put it inside your drink or food, you become their slave. I didn't believe this until my worker who was from auchi narrated how his elder brother who got married to one of the indigen ended up building a house and putting the wife name in the document, and not just that. He hasn't gone to auchi to visit his people for the past 10 years now. When confronted he will ask them if it is anyone's business.

5. I witnessed this one. A man and his wife was seated outside their veranda when a man came. The wife stood and went to meet the man. Right in our presence the man touched her intimately and I was like ''what? in front of the husband?''. The husband just sat there and pretended to be busy reading a newspaper.

6. Almost all the girls there would give you one of these responses if you try to toast them . ''I am hungry''', ''buy me coke'', ''take me to buka'', meaning they are not expensive. Here I mean both the local ones and those of them in all their polytechnics. No try am for UNIUYO sha.

I will continue later, my finger dey pain me

Chai,it's quite terrible sha have been hearing of the juju part where their women use it on men for selfish interests,it's not as if it doesn't happen in other states but that of Akwa Ibom is too much ,tnxs man,ur narration of ur experience has increased my sense of awareness.

Is it true that they are paying an allowance of #10k to corpers?

Eberex:
Let me share my experience. My office sent me to akwa ibom, you know engineers don't stay in one place. I stayed in Ikot ekpene and being a lagos brought up, I find the place quite opposite to Lagos life style.

Nice weather, nice people (but not all), good food, especially their soup: white soup, afang, atama.

They have good roads too.

Transportation is keke and cab. No okada.

I only learnt three of their language after my one year stay . Meseere, abadie, and mbok.

You will enjoy the place, I guarantee you. But do not go to places you don't know, or someone asking you to follow you to a new market. For the fact you don't understand the language, that one alone is enough to sell u. I will not mention the negative reports I heard, so as not to discourage you.

Pls mention the pros and cons of the experience you had

Considering that most of us are hoping to serve in this state,same most of us will like the current serving corps members or those that served previously in Akwa Ibom to enlighten us and let us know how serving in Akwa Ibom is like,please share your experiences