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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 6:02pm On Dec 20, 2016

TheInkredible:
Jude, stop embarrassing yourself. The quality of education your father gave you is 4th grade so you aren't qualified to join Nairaland elite in critiquing write-ups.

You're a blazing illiterate.

"Brainpower" is uncountable, while "brain powers" is open to selective licence. And this is how you want to make Nairaland great again? By showcasing your chronic analphabetism and interrupted education?

I suggest you save up enough cash and enrol in an adult education centre after your fuel attendance job.

Take a look at that picture below, that's you still faulting a perfect English written.

You're manifesting Satan's work in God's perfect creation, Jude. Steer off my mentions. You're killing #mnga stillbirth.

you won kill am huh

Who'll entertain us na grin

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 6:00pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:
Dude, did you see option C up there ?

It's either A or B.

Now choose.

I'm not understanding you.

Dude. Ain't dragging your crushes with you, sure you know my spec huh

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 5:46pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:
Hehehehehe. Okay let me make it simple.

Irene.ony or Ivv.y ?

are they God?

I'd choose God over them

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 5:42pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:
Some other time then

Cheers.

Maxi...112 Oya come here.

sir! Ask me stupid one, I will just ignore you grin

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 4:58pm On Dec 20, 2016

shit is about to go down

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 11:06am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Lemme alone joor
Issi nur my husband

spacial K for you grin

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 11:00am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
very coollol, okay.I'm not

Someone is already enjoying the free gift

but you said you don't have a boyfriend, who's enjoying it then? holy spirit cheesy

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:51am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Chai I've never lied in my life

Max, what's that one thing you can't forgive?
Mi.. mzyy pls answer this too

betrayals, they didn't deserve a second chance....

all betrayals should be sentenced to death by hanging...

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:40am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Well, I don't have a "boyfriend":PI don't have biko

I duff my hat for you oh, romancelander liar of the year spotted grin

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:34am On Dec 20, 2016

KissChrix:

Oga Max, you wan see wetin pass you abi?

ain't gay, show it to girls so they can do the needful with it grin

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:16am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Come again

is your boyfriend a Nairalander? grin

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:11am On Dec 20, 2016

KissChrix:
Pardon?

You mean My 15-inchhh weapon of massive destruction?

Ladies call Me Jagaban

picture or you know the rest grin

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:08am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Yea I am.

a Nairalander? cheesy

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:38pm On Dec 19, 2016

vizkiz:
past or present?

both

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:34pm On Dec 19, 2016

Softorgasm:
lol even if i bring fake screenshots, they will believe...

wanna ask you a question, should I go ahead?

#fun night grin

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:33pm On Dec 19, 2016

vizkiz:
Where better faces dey. Abeg me I no dey wash myself.

loooolz

abeg tell me your Nl crush, that's my question for you bro.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:26pm On Dec 19, 2016

Aderola15:
Drugged and raped you swtz

has it gotten to this?

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:23pm On Dec 19, 2016

Aderola15:
Drugged and raped you swtz

has it gotten to this?

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:22pm On Dec 19, 2016

vizkiz:
lol..

most handsome romancelander

baba take it easy na grin

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 10:18pm On Dec 19, 2016

Demonn:
vizkiz
Why did you decide to organize a beach party so you can rape female nairalanders

viz oh busted! grin

Romance › Re: Check Out These Cute Pre-wedding Pics Of A Friend.. by Maxi112: 10:12pm On Dec 19, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]but u are my brother u wont woo yer sister? Its not right[/color]

D who told you that poo? brother and sister friendzone? puffy! I reject it grin

It can not be true grin

Romance › Re: Check Out These Cute Pre-wedding Pics Of A Friend.. by Maxi112: 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deeppink]yeah itz right there in this quote -maxi....112[/color]

loooolz

I'd prefer you call me maxwell to sir.... I wanted to woo you but you killed everything by calling me Sir #gosh. I hate it grin

Romance › Re: Check Out These Cute Pre-wedding Pics Of A Friend.. by Maxi112: 9:55pm On Dec 19, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]i am good,sir [/color]

why call me sir? you sure know my name, don't you?

Romance › Re: Check Out These Cute Pre-wedding Pics Of A Friend.. by Maxi112: 9:37pm On Dec 19, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]That what i wanted ta say [/color]

puff puff

been long, how are you?

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Prefer To Date An Ugly Educated Lady Or A Pretty Dropout? by Maxi112: 3:54pm On Dec 19, 2016

number 2 ni but she cannot be flat all through cheesy

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Prefer To Date An Ugly Educated Lady Or A Pretty Dropout? by Maxi112: 3:53pm On Dec 19, 2016

Aderola15:
Sumbori cannor play with you

why you'd sample my boxers for public ni grin

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Prefer To Date An Ugly Educated Lady Or A Pretty Dropout? by Maxi112: 3:49pm On Dec 19, 2016

Aderola15:
Ma...xi112 - no1 Empero...rkross -no2

you don start abi?

Romance › Re: Mini Slum Book; Fill Yours! by Maxi112: 3:42pm On Dec 19, 2016

[b]
Full Name ....... Maxwell kester

Favorite color...... Black, red, blue

Tattoo ............. Yes

Piercings..............No

Married ...... No

If Not married, willing to mingle ....... NO

Crushing on someone ...... YES

Someone crushing on me ...... Maybe

Proposals ....... No

Done Drugs ..... No

Children ........... NO

Surgeries ........ No

Shot a gun ....... Yes

Slapped someone before ..... Yes...severally, I slapped a conductor yesterday grin

Watched someone give birth .... No

Watched someone die ..... Yes

Ever had three some before .... NO

Ever had sex ..........Yes

Still a virgin.............No

Your first kiss .........can't remember

Your first love ........ Benedicta [/I]

Still in school ............ [i]No

Been to America ......No

Ridden in an ambulance .... No

Sang karaoke ....... No

Hobby ................ basketball

Have any scars ........ No

Last time you cried ..... can't remember

Last time you had sex ....... grin

I will pass

Ever been drunk? ...... NO

Sail on ship? ....... Yes (severally)

Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes...as a passenger

Rode on a horse ....... Yes

Stayed in a hospital ..... No[/I]

Been to Malaysia ...... [i]No[/I]

been to south Africa ..... [i]Yes

play any bet games........ Yes (online betting)

graduated from university ........ Yes

been to Ghana ............. No (9ja better pass that place na

play MMM ......... YES
[/b]

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Romance › Re: What You Should Know About Awon Werey by Maxi112: 11:08am On Dec 18, 2016

Weblow:
Chai OP U don kill ur political career, becos na awon werey de dictate politics for naija. Ask jona

why them no dictate fynestboi own?

bro, change ti take over

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Romance › Re: Come In! Its Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2016!!! by Maxi112: 11:00am On Dec 18, 2016

handsam:

the expired Albino stupidity tire me grin

always making mockery of himself, imaging waiting they hungry that one cheesy

brother happy sunday.

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Romance › Re: Come In! Its Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2016!!! by Maxi112: 10:02am On Dec 18, 2016

[quote author=AnonymouzG post=52027290][/quote]#romancelander beggar of the year cheesy

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Romance › Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Maxi112: 9:31am On Dec 18, 2016

SexyCeline:
Well functioning and yummy Mandingo.... Lolz

love the space in BTW your leg, looks super sexy I must say.

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