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A young girl asked me this question why do people always eat rice on sunday, easter, xmax or even special activities... Why nt cook eba, yam, or any other food. I was speechless with the question. Plz help me with the answer

A young girl asked me this question why do people always eat rice on sunday, easter, xmax or even special activities... Why nt cook eba, yam, or any other food. I was speechless with the question. Plz help me with the answer

The twin brothers performed their first show as P-Square on Friday night since Peter took their troubles to social media a few weeks ago. They performed at a club on Friday and at the Palmundo World Festival last night...and those who attended said they gave one of their best performances yet. Paul even danced. More photos and video after the cut...
check out few of the pictures

I posted this news and you could not bring it to front page and u brought this guys own. I think there is partial here

All ds has to stop

The nomadic practice of moving cattle from one place to the other that is common among Fulani herdsmen in Nigeria has led to violent clashes between the herdsmen and farmers but the end of these confrontations doesn’t seem to be near. This is because the idea of providing permanent grazing reserves for herdsmen to prevent them from roaming with their cattle from the northern part of the country to the largely agrarian south is not welcomed by some herdsmen who feel their right to movement is going to be infringed.

In a report published by Daily trust, some herdsmen and milk sellers expressed displeasure at the idea of restricting their movement and claimed cattle could not survive restrictions. A herdsman, Muhammadu Tukur said the idea of a permanent reserve will not work.
“It will not work out because we always relocate to where pasture can be found.” Adamu Birniwa who is the secretary of the state chapter of Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association said he was aware of the federal government’s plan and that there was plan to educate the herdsmen on the importance and benefit of the grazing reserve. Halilu Alhaji Ya’u who is a herdsman condemned the idea and said it would not work. “If what you are saying becomes reality, it will inconvenience us.”

Alhaji Muhammad Hussaini who is the chairman of the Nasarawa state Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association, Nigeria said it was a bad idea and an invitation for to trouble. “We have over 35 million Fulani herdsmen. in the Senate Vindicates Nnamdi Kanu; Says Boko Haram Now Disguises as Herdsmen
country and stopping their movement with cattle might not be possible.” “If you force a Fulani man not to move with his cattle, you are inviting trouble.”
Hadiza Umar who sells Fura Da Nono rejected the idea and said it might kill her business.

“If you stop moving cattle how do you feed them? Do you think you will get grasses and water from a location to feed them? Where are we going to get the milk? If you don’t get the milk from the cattle rearers in the bush, where do we get it? They are planning to kill our business. They shouldn’t tamper with our means of livelihood and find an alternative means of resolving their problems, and not create another because this move is unacceptable.”
The debate rages on…

A Ghanaian Facebook user shared this photo yesterday. He didn't give details except for the caption: "The juju didnt work...hahaha..Na God Get power". Could it be from a movie scene? There's no way a man will be walking with a machete that deep inside his body like that...

Leading up the release of her new sophomore album, “Mama Africa“; Yemi Alade is on the cover of Vanguard Allure this Sunday. The interview by Vanguard Allure’s Pamela Echemunor is described as “insightful and revealing” – Yemi recounts her struggle to the top, how she got to where she is today, also she spilled on her fashion secrets.

Yemi Alade’s hotly anticipated sophomore album “Mama Africa” can be pre-ordered on iTunes and Google Play nonetheless the LP will hit stores worldwide on the 25th of March 2016.
Credits
Creative Director: Nelly Mesik (@nellymesik)
Photography: @AhamIbeleme
Makeup: Chinonso Arubayi for @LookArtMe.
Stylist: Jane Michael Ekanem (@janemichaelnig)
Hair: Tj for @HairCraft_
Outfits:
Suit: Big Ben Kilani
Second Outfit: Clothes, Shoes, Bag and Accessories from @dtboutique_9ja
http://maxwellukaoha..com.ng/2016/03/african-queen-yemi-alade-is-on-cover-of.html

they are evrywhere

Surely the creators of this pleasuring device have sounded the depths of depravity. A Chinese company, ShengYi, has released a 2ft6in sex robot made to look like a 12-year-old girl, what's more, it comes in a coffin and dressed in black as if for mourning. It also comes with a built-in USB.
Buyers can choose from a variety of features including skin texture, eye colour and hair colour. The dolls, which are marketed to be "small" are designed like robots and are marketed for "men."

Created in Guangdong China, the firm says it can ship the dolls in their wooden boxes in just five business days. They say on their website:

"This silicon small sex dolls is our unique design on market in 2016, sex dolls with hot Japanese pure girl, female real sex doll robot for man (sic). We can provide video of real sex doll for your reference. Replaceable head European and Japanese face style, there are 10 New Arrival face types for your choice, available for different size body. With metal skeleton, competitive price and reliable quality. Fast delivery with drop-shipping services.
It goes on to add:

"The doll's face is lovely pretty which is sculptured by experienced sculptor. The makeup is put on safe materials with no poisonous smell. The hair is long shining and sexy smooth."

It is not the first time such a device has hit the market, earlier this year, Shin Takagi founder of Trottla, a company which produces anatomically-correct imitations of girls, with ages as young as five for the purposes of sex, sparked outrage after he revealed he created girl sex dolls for pedophiles.
visit http://maxwellukaoha..com.ng/2016/03/sick-sex-robot-made-to-look-like-12yr.html

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Yes he really does

Igbo guys n comedy

@Destined2win i knows him wella, he is from ondo state, a yoruba young and vibrant guy

gudos to the first reply, i wish i cud hit fb someday

I guess it means 'Mysterious God' or is there a word like Immirimious? Source: Ambode Obsarver

b is d winner ooo

If you were the umpire, who would you say was the winner?

Someone threw this Question at me, Am throwing it at you guys… Lets discuss

GUYS: Your Ex calls you 6 months after you guys broke up to tell you she’s pregnant for you…


What would you do?

Here is my own comment:- I will pray to God for Thunder to Strike her to ……… Shikena.

Drop your Comments.

The singer shared this photos above and wrote; "There's always something to be thankful for! I thank God for putting me in a position to touch lives positively with my music.
As you know the road to success is never ever easy, yet with faith, hope, determination and resilience it really is possible to achieve your dreams, goals and ambitions. It was a pleasure going to thanks giving service at my church, Church of God Mission in Enugu; where my love and passion for music grew from here. I'm grateful that I can now show and extend my gratitude to my church community." - Flavour of Africa #Thankful"

You know her as superstar musician Waje but over a decade ago, it was a different scenario.

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I could have been alone.

My mum, a mother of five was there for me.

I remember the long walks she took so that we had more to eat and her famous groundnut soup.

She is my queen, my rock and I call her Ugomma.

Words cannot describe how much I am willing to do for this woman. She is my friend, my cheer leader, my queen my confidant. She is will always be #ThatAmazingWoman in my life! Who is yours?

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Drink Responsibly

This is 2016, and we are all going to have to get with the program. We can have conversations about sex, and nobody will die from it. I think sha.
Sex is not food, yeah yeah we know. All my spirikoko people say that, therefore we acknowledge that ahead of this conversation so you al don’t have to remind us.
I’m here watching an episode of NCIS and for some random reason I remember this girl I had met in Port Harcourt some years back. So now, boo at that time felt married women were the only ones I ought to hang out with because apparently they are all saints. It was a major issue having single friends then because they were not mature enough, could not advise properly, did not have the right type of experience….yadi..yadi…yah.
It was during this period of befriending married girls that I met this very beautiful girl. When I say beautiful, I mean beautiful like she could have been mami water. I’m dead serious. She’s a bit younger than I am, and had married early. Her husband was a Naija-Delta big boy and spoiled this girl with all the best money could buy. I mean she had the latest version of several cars, her house was every woman’s dream home; wardrobe to die for. But her husband was physically humm, hummm, I’m thinking of the right words to use here without disrespecting God’s creation. Let’s just say the man get as he be.
Of course the story of why she married him had to do with money. He spotted her while she was still in secondary school and the man intended on dying on top her matter. He sought her parents out and doled out major dough to a family that was struggling with the promise of rehabilitating the entire family. She had no choice but to marry him. She did, bore a daughter for him and decided to focus on finishing her degree in college.
One day, my home girl and I met her sitting in the VIP section of a lounge with another man, a hunk of a man, and their hands were in every place but in the air or in their pockets. I wasn’t sure of what to make of the scene as my other friend who introduced us was not shocked at what we walked into. During the course of a few weeks, we always saw her with this same hunk. Apparently she met this hunk of hers at a wedding she attended in Abuja which he also flew in from Port Harcourt for, they had a one night romp in Abuja and the rest they say is history. In short sha, he was servicing her.
So one day I had to ask her what was going on because I knew she was married to Oga one kind..one kind. She spoke kindly and full of gratitude about her husband, about how he changed her life, and that of her entire family and she did love him but mehnnnn his penis was like a toothpick.
I swear I fell off the stool I was sitting on from laughter because I was not expecting that from her at all. Ohh boy! His penis is like a tooth pick? Did you not know that before you married him? These were questions I asked and she was like the courtship was short, no premarital testing, and the way the man usually tucked his oversize shirt and under shirt in his pants always made it look like there was considerable coverage in that area.
I sat looking at her in shock, scratching my weave. I started throwing all manner of solutions to her: couldn’t she have tried different sexual positions, viagra, pump (I wonder if there’s anything that actually physically pumps)?
I mean, couldn’t she just lay there and imagine it was Idris Elba with a cucumber that was on top of her? There had to be something she could have done besides having a “service friend”? Usually when I hear of major indiscretions like this I try to be neutral, so I tried putting myself in her shoes – not judging, and also ask myself is sex really that serious? Especially if you have a spouse that is great in all other areas, would I be bold enough to have a utility service man if my husband’s penis could be likened to a tooth pick? I mean God forbid bad thing abeg. (Dear God, please don’t let this be my portion, because of all these things I write… I beg you.)
But on a more serious note, is it really that bad? Does the size of a penis really matter? Would you creep on your man if he had a toothpick instead of a cucumber? You know how some people say the size doesn’t really matter, it’s what the owner can do with it that matters. Can anyone please validate this?
If your man were to be a great person but this was his one shortcoming, couldn’t you just live with it? Abi God forbid bad thing for you too?

THIS IS A MIND GAME, CHOOSE ONE AND FORGET THE REST

I ONCE TRUSTED ONE SUSAN IN ABIA POLY, I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS OVER DATING, TO AN EXTENT SHE DATED ALL MY COURSE MATES IN SCHOOL.
YOU ARE ALWAYS STAB AT THE BACK WHEN YOU TRUST THE WRONG GUY OR GIRL

The picture below is Nigeria's behavior, they love authority a lot, while white men uses water some even play along but us Nigerian using real gun. lactiscallla check it out

Can u buy health back

Which rat would u kill first
Be sincere........

You just came back from work to see 6 rats.
•1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate.
•2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Certificate.
•3rd was eating your Marriage Certificate.
•4th was eating your land and house documents.
•5th was eating your 99million dollars
.6th was eating your Bible or Quran.
7th was sheeting in your food making sure you get Lassa
Which one will you kill first?