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Lamasta:
Be careful what you wish for

Keep that for your brother(s)

Lamasta:
What kind of mindset is this Pray not to find yourself in this unfortunate incident you are typing anyhow to especially when you're Innocent

You realize this is a rubbish statement right? I once had an asthmatic girl over the night in school back then. When she had the attack I panicked to high heavens, Please tell me who I could have told I wasn't responsible. The NPF abi?

You are asking me to not pray for such when doom is imminent if it happens. Shy away from reality all you want you hear

Listening2:
She nor gree boss. As we dey talk now, she don go buy iPhone 13 promax, 600k. I nor get strength.

Omo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Person wey you dey reason how to multiply earnings don go buy phone first.
All is well sha

You can't deal with anything.
You are done for!!!

There is nothing you can explain, na you keel am

cyberbro:
On top $300? Bros na small money be that na! There are people who live in and out of Nigeria and have access to foreign currency, even some people's business relies on fx.

Abeg change your mentality my g. All the best.

The amount of usd isn't my headache. Na you know why you dey reason like that.
You have valuables that have a special storing space, tae it there. Banks are supposed to be the place for it but she decides to keep it at home. What if it was a fire incident? You all can cry foul because it is a case of theft now. You too change your mentality, no be everything you go dey reason about one way.

cyberbro:
Some of you and the way you reason sha.

So the owner of the house cannot keep a some money in her own home and if she does she's a criminal? Na wa.

It this was a poliician won't you accuse him of theft? In a naira economy why keep USD at home?

How can a driver not know how to maneuver? They must always find how to take innocent people along their impending demise

This is the stark truth.
Man to man relationship is way better but you see that puccy gender, they are the real definition of "ajenirun"

Little wonder they get there and they turn blind eyes to the educational sector. They want to destroy the entire country like their unsound minds.

Trust them to come in and want to attempt it. That's what they love doing...... Same epeople that will block the roads to pray useless prayers

This one no bahd reach Tubaba himself jor
He dey learn work

chudez0147:
lol . Abobi you gon learn

Just make sure you come back here to tell nairalanders how you ran back to 9ja.

You think say you go tell Chale that nonsense shawama obama salama nonsense. Abua!

Seriously I'd love to read your version/opinion/story of Ghana. You seem grounded in that settlement to wonder what it is like there.
Is Nigeria that far off? If so why are they condemning Nigerians and asking them to go? Do they feel inferior to Nigerians like the southies do?
I am curious pls.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Congrats to them

Cromagnon:
you that are not a prodding do you have rights
You think it's by your power

You better rest. If you can't comprehend beyond literary terms just pass like you were never there.

SonOfTheRisingS:
But Nigerian terrorists leaders and financials (political leaders/thugs/bandits including senior officers etc) are moving around freely while gullible citizens are in cages...

Na you know that one o. All I know is whoever finds himself there is paying a price for his/her actions.

Well said, So many misleading contents everywhere these days.
Hardworking people now doubt themselves because of fake life everywhere in IG and others

Prisoners don't have rights in this country.
That's what happens when you can't safeguard your attitude

Wetin make we come do?
People no dey promote shows in peace again?
Abeg enough of this charly boy rabbish

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Kudos to the Army . No be small feat be this.
Where are The Lord's Chosen members to see how rescue is actually done

This is Flaky Ididowo na

What's the mystery here? Las las na movie

ngwaIgbo223:
Toxic nigerians.. This is what yall can do when ignored.. You messed up.

You need to get checked. Please don't take this advise for granted o

Before nko?
After money na MONEY

After MONEY na still MORE MONEY

Dem still dey protect dead body? Is this country normal at all?

See them, shameless people. Corpse that will be in Nigeria soon they are visiting it in London.
Do these old folks think at all?

Very Good. All of us should stay here and fight it out for good.

Gmone:
So here's my dilemma — two amazing women, one heart, and definitely one wedding o. I can’t marry both.

Lady 1: 33-year-old Virgin from Kaduna
She’s kind, mature, and very giving. If I buy her biscuit, she go cook full pot of soup. If I say I’m not hungry, wahala don start. She's respectful, but sometimes her love feels transactional — every kind gesture must return with food or gift. Virginity still intact like unopened bottle of wine. Sweet lady.

Lady 2: 23-year-old Non-Virgin from the South East
She's sharp, focused, full of initiative. She doesn't wait for instructions — she sees problem, she solves it. Very supportive and loyal, at least so far. Yes, she’s not a virgin, but she’s confident with GenZ vibes

Now here’s the problem — with the way infidelity dey fly up and down these days, I dey wonder:

Does marrying a virgin guarantee faithfulness?
Or should I go with the one who already has experience that has GenZ vibes

To be honest, both of them like me, and I like both of them. But I must choose.

So my people, help a brother — who should I marry?

The one with the transactional love is the problem. End of story

You are in a country where there's every reason for a woman to pay bills equally and you are there wallowing in depression. Go and see a lawyer to draft the terms. You are gradually going down in every possible way and if care isn't taken, this woman will mock you when you are bankrupt and have nothing to show for your relocation.