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binger: Nooo! Bad breath will defo put u off.
Just wake up,brush and go into a kissathon. You'll enjoy it more than anything but ***

2buff: Shall I toast you some more?

binger: What kinda guy takes permission from a girl b4 'toasting' her?

CFCfan: You are a life-saver
That's why you've been on this thread for such a long time

binger: No kissing prior to brushing.try and get my drift

2buff: As in babe, what's not to like about it?
Also, my children shall not live by KFC and pizza alone, but by every morsel of love crafted forth from thy hands in the kitchen ...or mine...sometimes.

binger: No die oh...ur hubby is on his way.

190:
we dont need no house GIRLS!!
There are always other girls out there DYING to do it for us

OK
Get ur facts right!
U WOMEN should stop acting like na only una dey exist abeg!!
women are more numerous than the grains of sand so why bother
if you cant PLAY YOUR SIMPLE ROLES for your man/husband/BOYFRIEND then let others do it
Talk bout assisting - that should be from our own FREE WILL cos women are supposed 2 work anyway

binger: Huh? You grew extra teeth?

2buff: That works too! See? we're on the same flow.
I can't wait to taste your goat meat pepper soup.


hurry

CFCfan: *falls from Lekki bridge*

kandiikane: I love you gap teeth. I had one once but don't know where it went.

190:
wetin concern me,
all i know is if shes not prepared to cook my meals,
wash my clothes, clean the house just to mention a few even despite shes my girl and not yet my wife
then she should please EXIT and let others who are willing to do it come in
Nor be quarrel

2buff: Baby lemme toast you.
How would you like to come over to my house and....wash some clothes

I see your reaction gurl. Your body can't lie.
You know you wanna come wash these clothes right here

ItsModella: omo, as I dey type that thing, I just dey envision the insults wey I go receive...I got my protective vest on already..

Oahray: creepy? hehehe...
*sucking thumb* What does it even mean? I am no longer creeping o. Started walking now, and my mommy would soon wean me

ItsModella: who run the world? girls
who run these mother....?

After a long time, I'm finally starting to see the truth in Beyonce's words. See as many of the guys insulted the ladies that said they wouldn't cook. Na so hunger dey vex man? so much that they only want a girl that can cook and wash for them.

Without us, they're as good as dead.

Oahray: she didn't? Oh, yes, she didn't. But it's not my fault.
I heard Rafiki's voice in my head saying "look beyond what you can see".
*bows head in shame* I... I obeyed.

Caracta: Silas? Why Silas and not Paul? Tell caseless na. I'll just open a thread and bully you out of Nairaland. After all, you are not a shareholder

ItsModella: did she say she cannot wash clothes? oversabi

Oahray: Hmmm... *jotting salient points*
*thinking*
I know the name. I know the face. I know the family composition. I know she cannot wash clothes. I know... *voice trails off*

Caracta: lol...the jeans especially. I still wash for my brothers. Out of pity sometimes. I just pack their dirty wears and do justice to them. The shirts are too hard, especially the 'collar'. The jeans ehn...chei!

Oahray: hehehe Make I pass your interview first if that vow no go break .

ItsModella: LMFAOOOOO @ to show more wifey qualities...

Oahray: dem don tish this gal badt thing