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Education › Re: Unilag 2017/2018 Admission Thread by maykam(m): 11:39am On Oct 04, 2017

I have my exam on the 6th, electronic test centre, by 10:am, anyone with the same date?

Politics › Re: Arrested Boko Haram Member Planned To Launch Bomb Attack In Ondo (photos) by maykam(m): 9:17pm On Oct 03, 2017

One down, more to go.

Education › Re: Senate Moves To Scrap Post-UTME by maykam(m): 9:09pm On Oct 03, 2017

It's like they're frying chin chin on top their heads. Una no want person wey no get long leg enter school again?

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: Been Doing It All Alone, You All Were Deceived By Videos & Pictures by maykam(m): 8:58pm On Oct 03, 2017

CaptainGOOD:
"Network".. .PuHhahahaha. How can netwok rewrite ur coments amd add more lines. This ur lie eeh..
Wait ar u a Yoruba?

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: Been Doing It All Alone, You All Were Deceived By Videos & Pictures by maykam(m): 8:36pm On Oct 03, 2017

nattyGENT:
It's so disappointing that BLOOD brothers will fallout to this level because of selfishness & money

that tells you "money issa devil"

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: Been Doing It All Alone, You All Were Deceived By Videos & Pictures by maykam(m): 8:34pm On Oct 03, 2017

CaptainGOOD:
Keep re-writing ur comment.
U are "rewriteable disk"

ordinarily, someone with a common sense will know it's network ish! But I'm not surprised, for common sense is not even common.

But wait, so to say, are you biafran?

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: Been Doing It All Alone, You All Were Deceived By Videos & Pictures by maykam(m): 7:58pm On Oct 03, 2017

CaptainGOOD:
Hmm paul i dnt know u to be like this.
I know ur brother messed up... hex still ur brother pls.
But this is serious ooh... this is unheard of.
Neva seen where twins fall apart like this.

I have 3 sets of twins in my family from 3 different gernerations oh.
I kno how they quarel and make up in no time.
The juvenile sets even throw punches.. and resolve.
Whether na human do this abi na ghost..HOLY GHOST fire scatter am oo!

PSQUARE I NEED U TOGETHER... U HAVE PUT HAPINES TO MANU SOULS WITH UR SONGS.

you managed to get "a like" upon this epistle? Before you'll coman tear me apart, find a silly comment and do to it what I've done to yours.

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye: Been Doing It All Alone, You All Were Deceived By Videos & Pictures by maykam(m): 7:56pm On Oct 03, 2017

CaptainGOOD:
Hmm paul i dnt know u to be like this.
I know ur brother messed up... hex still ur brother pls.
But this is serious ooh... this is unheard of.
Neva seen where twins fall apart like this.

I have 3 sets of twins in my family from 3 different gernerations oh.
I kno how they quarel and make up in no time.
The juvenile sets even throw punches.. and resolve.
Whether na human do this abi na ghost..HOLY GHOST fire scatter am oo!

PSQUARE I NEED U TOGETHER... U HAVE PUT HAPINES TO MANU SOULS WITH UR SONGS.

you managed to get "a like" upon this epistle?

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TV/Movies › Re: A Thread For TSTV First Experience And The Hotspot by maykam(m): 8:14pm On Oct 02, 2017

Edgarated:
Shey Dstv na Radio station??

me I think say DSTV na one kind of television wey dey always get antennae for head?

TV/Movies › Re: A Thread For TSTV First Experience And The Hotspot by maykam(m): 8:14pm On Oct 02, 2017

Edgarated:
Shey Dstv na Radio station??

me I think say DSTV na one kind of television?

TV/Movies › Re: A Thread For TSTV First Experience And The Hotspot by maykam(m): 8:30am On Oct 02, 2017

dayveed1:
No oo Na Playstation 4.

Thank you for telling me, but where is there playstation, so that I can goan play my own.
Abi?

Education › Re: Isioma Okobah Wins Highest Medical Award In US (Photo) by maykam(m): 8:26am On Oct 02, 2017

lopjohnny:
It is well with her!!!!

I will soon bag something big too!!!

whistle blower!!!

Education › Re: Isioma Okobah Wins Highest Medical Award In US (Photo) by maykam(m): 8:25am On Oct 02, 2017

lopjohnny:
It is well with her!!!!

I will soon bag something big too!!!

whistle blower!!!

TV/Movies › Re: A Thread For TSTV First Experience And The Hotspot by maykam(m): 8:21am On Oct 02, 2017

Abeg shey bi TSTV na television station? huh

Abeg shey bi TSTV na television station?

Politics › Re: Nigeria @57: What Is Your Stance On This? by maykam(op): 7:26pm On Oct 01, 2017

Mine is a united NIGERIA is way better than a DIVIDED NIGERIA.

Politics › Nigeria @57: What Is Your Stance On This? by maykam(op): 7:20pm On Oct 01, 2017

"IF SEPARATION WILL BRING FORTH PEACE, THEN LET'S PART WAYS"
Do you support or against this?
Let's hear your opinion.

Politics › Nigeria @57: What Is Your Take On This? by maykam(op): 7:08pm On Oct 01, 2017

"If separation will bring forth peace, then let's part ways"
Do you support or against this? Let's hear your opinion.

Politics › Re: Happy Independence Nigeria! by maykam(m): 6:37am On Oct 01, 2017

Narldon:
Today is My Wedding Anniversary..

I'm in a Long-term Relationship, abi na marriage, with a very annoying Boo since 1960..

Although Boo was born in 1914, 103 years.This old man still acts like an infant..
This Boo of mine has been getting on my nerves..

Though at the Onset, everything looked rosy until 1967..

Boo got into a serious quarrel with one of us (his wives) which degenerated into a serious fight that lasted three solid years!

Why? Because she filed for divorce..

Boo was really brutal sha.. I would call that Domestic Violence

Our Neighbours kept watching in silence...

They later reconciled after our in-laws intervened..

We kept on living together; or rather, pretended to continue living in peace..

Did I forget to mention that Boo is a Multi-Billionaire? Sure he is so wealthy. He has many Oil wells..

Yet Boo is so stingy..

For 57 years, Boo refused to give me even just 'half' oil well, talk more of one..

Boo can be so petty and stingy ehnn!

My monthly allowance is just 18,800.. and yet Boo has billions of dollars stacked in his bank accounts! Boo calls it minimum wage..

Boo owns big two rivers in our backyard, and a very mighty Dam, all which can generate Hydro-electricity..

But can You believe that since 57 years Boo has been depending on Generator!

Boo has lots of international and global connections.. Boo has too many friends..
Most of whom are willing to help..

But do you know that:

Boo refused to construct a good road in our street

Boo refused to build oil refineries.. he prefers to send it to his white friends

Boo refused to pay our domestic staff and workers.. most of them are currently on strike!

Boo has refused to pay the children's school fees

Boo has refused to take care of our sick relatives..

Boo cannot provide jobs for graduates

Boo cannot build good schools

Boo has refused to buy a good car, or good clothes for his wives..

What a Stingy Boo!

Meanwhile, Boo is a chronic cheat..

He has no feelings! He flirts with all manner of women called "POLI-THIEF-CIANS"

They have been looting all the Family wealth... Selfish Bunch of Cows!

Currently, we have been facing lots of security crises in the house, not minding all the Battalion of Army we claim to protect us.

I don't even want to talk about the ones that wear black and black on the roadside that love bribe like pure-water!

Yet, we are still being attacked by aliens in the name of herdsmen, Bokoharam etc..

Rather, Those he prefers to tag Terrorists are his own relatives who were just having a protest against the non-challancy of Boo and his whores! Boo descended on them with PYTHON DANCE! What a heartless Boo!

I can go on and on.. but I cannot exhaust all

Not minding that Boo has beaten and abused me in all manner of ways, I still Love Boo. He is my First Love.

He has a great sense of humour which I can't resist. Even though I sometimes feel like dumping his sorry ass, but I find it difficult to cheat on Boo.

I know someday, God will touch Boo and he will Change for good..

By the way, its our 57 years anniversary! Let's continue to pretend that all is well, maybe with Faith, all will be well..

Happy 57 years Anniversary Boo-Boo!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NIGERIA

typical BIAFRAN! This is Nigeria!

Nairaland General › The Lost Code: An Independence Message To Nigerians by maykam(op): 4:50am On Oct 01, 2017

I don't know what has instigated me to write this, perhaps it's the love I feel for my dear country, or the hate I feel that tears it apart, or the unending agitation of the NotTooYoungToRun bill, or the endless discreditable acts perpetuate by her leaders. But whatever feelings or reasons that may have erupted in me- love, hate, concern or indifference, they conglomerate to form the necessitation of why I have to write this.

Let me start with a note of clarification, or relatively, expatiation on the state of the country. I am not good analytically, especially when it involves government and governance, but my sense of realization and visualization is close to (if not at) the peak. So with the little knowledge I have in my cerebrum, I shall make a claim which probably may not be accepted by all. Everyone's claim on the current downturn of the nation is on bad governance which I'm strongly in
support. Likewise everyone's most preferred solution is the youths' emergence into power. But everyone's nonchalance has made them to forget that if the mistakes committed by the elders are also committed by the youth, shall we
expect any progress? Definitely NO, rather our retrogression will increase at an exponential pace. Then what is wrong with today's
governance that has plunged it into a state of unstable equilibrium? Perhaps I asked the wrong question, for the governance can't be bad, but the government can only be. Then what is wrong with today's government? Or what is missing in them?

Let me take you back in time, once a Nigerian nationalist said "Africa can only be better if we READ." Then conclusively, I ascertain with the assertion "Readers are Leaders." Would you believe if I say today's Nigeria predicaments had been foreseen by someone in the past? Doesn't that seem idiosyncratic? Of course it may, but
there's this cliche "there are no new problems, just the past ones coming back to present." So today's Nigeria problem had been discussed in
the past. How then do we connect to the past when we hadn't lived in it? "READ"

From my simple analysis above, Nigeria's problem seems solvable. Even in my presumption, the solution is available before the
problem appears. Now what connection do "READING" and BAD GOVERNANCE have? It's simply
with our leaders who don't read again. They've deprived themselves of the benefits and enjoyment for mere lustful ambitions. I urge everyone to read, read the Qur'an, and the Bible. Read Plato, Shakespeare, Shaw, Mills, Socrates, Aristotle, Marshall. Read Fagunwa, Soyinka,
Achebe, Awolowo, Azikwe and Adegoke. Read Faraday, Einstein, Newton, Bohr, Rutherford, and
Darwin. Read Lionel Robins and Frankwood. Read something, read anything that adds to your knowledge and ameliorate your thinking faculty. "READ", for in that, we know our past, and prepare ahead for the future.

I've read quite a number of books, and each of them has changed my perspectives. Until recently, I got hold of a book titled "AFRICA IN
EBULLITION" written pre-independence,
sometime in the 1950s by a Nigerian Nationalist, Honourable Adegoke Adelabu, foreword by
Honourable Nmamdi Azikwe. The book expatiates many things, from the Nigeria's meritocracy,
ethnic bigotry and religion commercialization to self government and agitation for freedom. These are just few among the contents it holds. It's a book I implore every Nigerian leader to read. Does this seem like I'm hyping it? No, just that the book deserves my commentary. Read it and
you'll learn more about Nigeria's present situation from the past.

Lastly, Nigeria @ 57, and there are several agitations out there - the Boko Haram in the North east, The IPOB in the Igbo region, among all others, but the one being intense is the youth emergence into power, But I feel sorry for Nigeria if youth emerge into power. Do I against this NotTooYoungToRun bill? No, I don't, in fact I agitate for it also, but
how we won't have another sets of
(modern)slaves of lustful ambition is my concern.

My pen rests here, those above are just my conjectures.

HAPPY (IN)DEPENDENCE DAY
NIGERIA @57

BY KOLADE MALIK A.

http://malikademola..com.ng/2017/09/the-lost-code-independence-message-to.html

Romance › Re: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by maykam(m): 10:00pm On Sep 30, 2017

BlizzydoDo:
How?

The woman for slap her own, and tell him she tested him also.

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Education › Re: Unilag 2017/2018 Admission Thread by maykam(m): 9:36pm On Sep 30, 2017

Have exams on the 6th, venue ETC time 10.00

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Announces New Artiste To His Rudeboy Records Label (Photos) by maykam(m): 9:27pm On Sep 30, 2017

Like I care undecided

Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by maykam(m): 9:23pm On Sep 30, 2017

I applied for medicine at unilag also, anyone who does that also? Or a medicine student of unilag in here?

Nairaland General › World Revolves Around Poetry [WRAP] by maykam(op): 8:36pm On Sep 30, 2017

This is a thread for all poets and poem lovers. Post poems and get them opened to constructive criticisms.

If you cannot write a poem, read a poem.

So here is mine,

Untitled

Let's talk about Nigeria
Where there's masses hysteria
Whenever democracy is abused
By the pot-bellied politicians.

Let's discuss the pain
In the North-east of the country
Where peace, to them, is a dream
That comes only as nightmare.

We want to thrust back to pre-1914
We want our kind in power
No, we desire our own country
"Republic of Biafra" we'll call it
"The Oduduwa Republic" we'll name it
"The Arewa Republic" we'll give it
But haven't we thought they sound awkward?
When compared with the Republic of Nigeria?

I wish I could get a visa
And travel out of Nigeria
To a country named Nigeria
That still enjoy every bit of living
Despite the oppression of the Occident.

There is no better Nigeria
Than the one we create
So Let's support the great course of Nigeria
So we won't have to read another
"THERE WAS A COUNTRY"

Kolade Malik A.
22.09.2017

Happy Independence day.

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is A Very Great Place To Be. by maykam(m): 7:53pm On Sep 30, 2017

yarimo:
I hope you discover some YABA LEFT patients are here also?

I hope he discovers them soon.

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Yan Baba Celebrates His Birthday With Hilarious Pictures by maykam(m): 2:36pm On Sep 30, 2017

Creativity indeed! Na so person dey start.

Romance › Re: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by maykam(m): 2:22pm On Sep 30, 2017

She made a wrong decision!

Literature › Re: "GÓDÒGÓDÒ" - A Poem By Maykam by maykam(op): 2:16pm On Sep 30, 2017

maykam:
::::Gódògódò::::

Through the saits on the venetian blind
From the abode of my comfort zones
The sky looks gloomy
Expressing the sadness of the crescent.

Away from their beloved ones
Distanced from their desires
To keep a vigil over us
Just to make us live another day.

Seven days and nights
Yet, the smoke haze the skies
Fourteen days and nights
Still, there is no sign of victory.

We want peace for them
For they are mortal
And they can only protect us
As long as they live.

Kolade Malik Ademola
2017.09.30

#NOTE: "GÓDÒGÓDÒ" is a yoruba term often used to refer to the men in uniform (ARMY, AIR FORCE, and NAVY)

well, First to comment

Literature › "GÓDÒGÓDÒ" - A Poem By Maykam by maykam(op): 1:56pm On Sep 30, 2017

::::Gódògódò::::

Through the saits on the venetian blind
From the abode of my comfort zones
The sky looks gloomy
Expressing the sadness of the crescent.

Away from their beloved ones
Distanced from their desires
To keep a vigil over us
Just to make us live another day.

Seven days and nights
Yet, the smoke haze the skies
Fourteen days and nights
Still, there is no sign of victory.

We want peace for them
For they are mortal
And they can only protect us
As long as they live.

Kolade Malik Ademola
2017.09.30

#NOTE: "GÓDÒGÓDÒ" is a yoruba term often used to refer to the men in uniform (ARMY, AIR FORCE, and NAVY)

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Sports › Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by maykam(m): 1:17pm On Sep 30, 2017

African's pride. Nigeria demigod

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Sports › Re: Live Update: Nairaland Vs Twitter Football Match (3-1) by maykam(m): 1:15pm On Sep 30, 2017

dsocioemmy:
Hahahahah u go watch highlights later

Abeg, make it come sharpaly, make I see jarus and others o.

Sports › Re: Live Update: Nairaland Vs Twitter Football Match (3-1) by maykam(m): 1:04pm On Sep 30, 2017

Abeg where I fit watch the match o, no review, or highlight?

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