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omolorlarh:
Mayoor15,come and write your story

which of my stories, I get plenty fah

Sambest2:
my boss I dey ooo, I was shortlisted but might not go for it. You?.

No problem bro, been a while, hope you are good?

BoosBae:
Oya patronize him nau, since it's work to you...

Bless his ministry so he would stop spamming this job section.

God bless his ministry...... lols

BoosBae:
Hungry boy. Goan look for work....

No be work he dey look for here

Darksider131:
F*ck lalasticlala
Moving stupid post to FP While there is useful post

Corruption on Nairaland

Your ban dey warm up for kirikiri

PhilipGallagher:
Oh this reminds me of sahara, lol. I'm secretly rooting for you and thavybe sha. I know say una go get this PwC sha. Una don dey hustle this matter tey.
Success to everyone else especially elder mayoor, murphyjamal, ruky1(waffi boy) oversighttm, gnen (senior man), and also not forgetting all those kpmg guys wey dey drag this job with boys, una no get church mind at all (I no go mention una name).

Great grandfather I greet you sir

TheRealAdonye:
You guys

https://i.imgflip.com/gj5f4.jpg

Go on and pee, the thread is open and free, you don't have to burst your bladder...........Just make sure you pee on gnen.

PresVA:
so if he doesn't get this year. .. he'll still wait for PWC next year? like there are no better companies?. ..hmmmm

I wish you guys the best..

Lols, don't misquote me, all am saying is this, if he doesn't get it this year, he will definitely stay with the Job he is doing, or get another job and he definitely won't stay idle, but pwc for some people is a dream job especially for starters, truth is even if he gets a job in a bank today, he may still decide to try pwc again next year, we have cases of people that tried 2-3 times before getting it, there are many roads that leads to a destination....As for better companies, you definitely have to start somewhere.

And how did this post enter FP, seun abeg this info is false and misleading, let your mods take it down before it misleads more people, in all years in da science world, no theory can prove how AA and AS will give birth to SS except OP's theory. Chai, thank God say we too go school small.....

mcpat:
Na on top mountain you they make this declaration so abi. I claim it.... you done enter before we start the recruitment so no need wishing you same

See bobo o

mcpat:
Finally, regret mail go pain me enter blood sha.

If it happens baba, life goes on, I can't give myself hypertension over pwc, like someone said, getting to the last stage shows your quality, that you didn't get it this year doesn't mean you can't next year....Baba just drink chill zobo and move on.....But no worry, pwc don take you already.

PwcClown17:
I will go with this. From previous research and predictions, it shows Pwc takes like 1/2 of the candidate they interviewed(i might be wrong)

2015- 115/2++
2016-app 50(nearest 10)/10+
2017- 22+ made it to interview stage
Advisory(according to trapqueen) - 19/35
According to Maryjabeez(advisory/tax left with 180candidate)
According to olalekan206- App 1.7*50= 85
But the 1/3 my brain no fit carry dat one(My ram is hanging)

NB: In terms of revenue according to 2015 transparency report audit and Tax combines 0.855% of the total revenue
Also 2016: 2patners(Recession at it peak)
2017 : 6 Patners( 3Tax and 3Audit and no Advisory patner) . Hypothetical each patner should be responsible for a staff strength of 30(including SM, Mangers, Senior associate and lot of millennials for d job(Trainee). All this are pointer to the number of candidate that will be deployed



NB: MY analysis is flawed I know

15 per partner, 90 at best.... No more but can be less, anyways stop disturbing yourself, we will get a clearer picture this week.

ElJay162:
datjobhunter should come and confirm the number of Advisory guys that resumed biko.

Think one of them said 19.......That 1/3 part doesn't correlate with the 170% , I think they will take between 80-90 sha but 120-above to me is very outrageous and daylight dreaming.

maryjabeez:
He sed 170% of last year,

So; 1.7 x 53 = 90

        1.7 x 60‎ = 102

Or the dreaded part;

I/3 of X = 19

X = 53.

We shld b 180 now

Argggghhh me I dunno again ooo. Am so anxious, am sure d HR people viewing wld b laughin right now. Going bak to my shell. ‎

Pwc watching you like

olalekan206:
lol PwC will always delay you and put you in suspense. The deal had been signed and you guys are resuming September. The numbers of intake will be more than last year. Almost 170% of that of last year. Advisory taken a third of the number already leaving Tax and Assurance the remaining. We usually have more females than males but can't say for this year since the males are now waking up from slumber . All in All welcome to PwC as you pick your later in some days. The firm is full of fun and triumph.

See you there but remember not all and for those that will not make it remember the sky is your limit. Getting to the grande finale isn't beans.

It's going down next week......

But Arik no longer ply South Africa route now.... Anyways, good for her

OversightTM:
and we will fill his mouth with sand

Haha what I do na?

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chosen22:
Your words selection are motivational in nature: ' Na dem sabi jare'. That translates, if successful good, if otherwise you are still good. You are really a 'motivationalist'. That title MOVING TRAIN SUITS YOU. I pray it turns successful for you anyway.

Amen Boss but you sabi flatter o, see how you bury me with flattery... lols.... Life is like that for me, I've learnt not to worry over things not in my control, control and change things I can while leaving others to God and those in charge, whatever happens, I know fate has a bigger plan for me, I said fate cos I don't want to sound too religious. It will all end well boss..... Sambest2 where you dey

blazingkings:
Oga mayoor15 wetin de xup na. No just make d stuff worry u too much bro. What will be will be, alright. God go surely bless our hustle this year

Oga mi sir, I de loyal.... boys no get time to worry, how your side na

Awedman:
I contact the dpr now and said they are working on pending successful submission that's the shortlisting is in batch.

And this is the type of information we need, directly from DPR... WehDoneBoss

Zirah:
That's right.

Lols, funny you, our man never smell dragnet before, it may not be 100%; dragnet but it will surely have a touch of dragnet

Zirah:
Lol. You don't forget people, I see. Anyway, let's keep hoping for the best How have you been?

Have been great boss... We keep hoping jawe..... One thing am sure of is they will get back to everyone

frankgreat:
Because they have finished sorting and sent invites to the approved candidates. ..exam is starting 24th of this month

Lols, everyone has a portal and everyone with pending still has a hope and they will get back to everyone, better go prepare yourself for the exam, don't be surprised if those that are not yet approved eventually get approved and pass and you that is already flying around happy about your approval don't even make it, this is dragnet, a word is enough for the wise.

Edifyer:
If your Application Status is PENDING-SUCCESSFULL SUBMISSION and shows: This is a Temporary Copy, Please check back for the final copy

There is hope for you.

What is your source sir?

Zirah:
Not yet approved too.

Longest time, just looking at possibilities, my own state of origin isn't even showing and am sure I picked it, na dem sabi jare