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[b]The daughter of a rich man once love coming home late at night from school. On a day she came late like that, the following conversation took place between her and her father.

Father: Jessica my dear, where are you coming from by this time of the day?
Jessica: Dad, I was at the extra-mural lessons before i left for another class at,
Father: I know you must be a liar! Just go in.

      The next day, the same thing happened. On the third day the following conversation took place.
Father: You're coming late so much and,
Jessica: Dad, I was,
Father: No problem, I am going to buy a doll that will slap people whenever they tell lies and test you with it.
      The second day she came late again and the father brought the doll out at once
Father:  Where are you coming from?
Jessica: I am coming from a lesson
      The doll slapped her at once!
Father: You see, you tell so many lies. Unlike me when i was as young as you were. I read my books, do away with girlfriends,
      Jessica was surprised to see that the doll gave her father a hotter slap!
   Then Jessica's mother came around thinking that it was the father who slapped Jessica.
   Mother: How could you do that when you know that this is our only child and that i have only you as my Husband,
    Again, the doll slapped the mother,
  Then Jessica said so the both of you are liars.