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Bloody Liars by mayorkings(m): 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2009
[b]The daughter of a rich man once love coming home late at night from school. On a day she came late like that, the following conversation took place between her and her father.

Father: Jessica my dear, where are you coming from by this time of the day?
Jessica: Dad, I was at the extra-mural lessons before i left for another class at,
Father: I know you must be a liar! Just go in.

      The next day, the same thing happened. On the third day the following conversation took place.
Father: You're coming late so much and,
Jessica: Dad, I was,
Father: No problem, I am going to buy a doll that will slap people whenever they tell lies and test you with it.
      The second day she came late again and the father brought the doll out at once
Father:  Where are you coming from?
Jessica: I am coming from a lesson
      The doll slapped her at once!
Father: You see, you tell so many lies. Unlike me when i was as young as you were. I read my books, do away with girlfriends,
      Jessica was surprised to see that the doll gave her father a hotter slap! embarassed tongue cry
   Then Jessica's mother came around thinking that it was the father who slapped Jessica.
   Mother: How could you do that when you know that this is our only child and that i have only you as my Husband,
    Again, the doll slapped the mother,
  Then Jessica said so the both of you are liars.
grin cry kiss
Re: Bloody Liars by CrazyMan(m): 6:23pm On Sep 12, 2009
Not bad.
Re: Bloody Liars by mamagee6(f): 7:08pm On Sep 12, 2009
*yawns*
Re: Bloody Liars by spikelord(m): 1:59am On Sep 13, 2009
Hmnnnnnn!
Re: Bloody Liars by bydot1(m): 5:40am On Sep 13, 2009
@poster, Nor mind them jare
Re: Bloody Liars by bashydemy(m): 5:53pm On Sep 13, 2009
i guess we need that doll cos lots of Nlander love to lie e.g
Re: Bloody Liars by sylve11: 7:21pm On Sep 13, 2009
r u a bloody lier? cool
Re: Bloody Liars by CrazyMan(m): 2:46am On Sep 14, 2009
Nope; how about you?
Re: Bloody Liars by bydot1(m): 6:08am On Sep 14, 2009
Nah am nt a liar wey get blood, bt i be liar wey pure
Re: Bloody Liars by CuteAngel(f): 7:33am On Sep 14, 2009
Pure liar grin
Re: Bloody Liars by CrazyMan(m): 8:04am On Sep 14, 2009
That's my girl.
Re: Bloody Liars by bydot1(m): 9:14am On Sep 14, 2009
wey get 3t!t, na waoo cool
Re: Bloody Liars by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Sep 14, 2009
una resemble no doubt
Re: Bloody Liars by meekas(m): 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2009
Can i get the Doll? I want to take it to the House of reps.
Re: Bloody Liars by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Sep 14, 2009
so that u can show her off as ur new bride abi?
Re: Bloody Liars by bydot1(m): 12:23am On Sep 15, 2009
cool
Re: Bloody Liars by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Sep 15, 2009
poor blind thing
Re: Bloody Liars by Abbeycity4(f): 10:30am On Sep 15, 2009
jst lyk u
Re: Bloody Liars by bydot1(m): 10:38am On Sep 15, 2009
thank o jare! wink

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