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CelebritiesRe: Woman Arrested And Charged To Court For Beating Hubby Farting In Bed Repeatedly! by mazechdotcom(op): 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2015
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There's nothing we won't hear this Christmas

CelebritiesWoman Arrested And Charged To Court For Beating Hubby Farting In Bed Repeatedly! by mazechdotcom(op): 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2015
Who missed this?

A Florida woman has been arrested for allegedly attacking her gassy husband, who couldn’t stop farting in bed repeatedly.

55-year-old Dawn Meikle of the 500 block of Southwest Sadwick Avenue in Port St. Lucie was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge for kicking and elbowing her husband as he let off a symphony of flatulence.

Despite warnings, her husband continued farting everyday while they are in bed. She beat him up mercilessly and kicked him out of bed. Police intervened.

Huh... undecided

Read full story here - https://www.mazech.com/farting

RomanceRe: Woman, 53 Accidentally Sent Text To 23-year-old Stranger. They Ended Up Married! by mazechdotcom(op):
lol
RomanceRe: Woman, 53 Accidentally Sent Text To 23-year-old Stranger. They Ended Up Married! by mazechdotcom(op): 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
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RomanceWoman, 53 Accidentally Sent Text To 23-year-old Stranger. They Ended Up Married! by mazechdotcom(op): 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
Divorcee Kasey Bergh, 53, accidentally sent a text to complete stranger 23-year-old Henry Glendening thinking she was contacting a work colleague.

Read on...

Kasey was on a business trip in Denver Colorado when she was trying to contact her work colleague, but the text message landed on a 23-year-old boy’s phone.

The rest is history. Kasey and Henry just wedded out of 'love'!! Oh, love nowadays Lol grin grin

Read details and see what the boy said about his sweetheart...

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/love_happens



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RomanceRe: Hhhmm, See What Happened To Emeka And His Girlfriend This Christmas. Take A Look by mazechdotcom(op):
Huh.. undecided
RomanceRe: Hhhmm, See What Happened To Emeka And His Girlfriend This Christmas. Take A Look by mazechdotcom(op):
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RomanceHhhmm, See What Happened To Emeka And His Girlfriend This Christmas. Take A Look by mazechdotcom(op):
A young man went to visit his friend and met him
(Emeka) crying loudly like a baby. Lol

Read on...


Obi: Mekus what happened now, what, what...who died, na who, huh?
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Obi: Jeezoooooosu!!! Amaka don die? Are kidding me, Amaka is deadhuh
Emeka: My brother had it been she even died sef I won't cry. This girl has finished my life ooo. I can't live!

Obi: Pls calm down, calm down. Wipe ur tears, and tell me what happened?
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat i love so much, trained in college, and dreamt about her every night just blocked me on Facebook. She even saved my name as 'Idiot' on her phone!

Obi: Hahahaha....is that why ur crying like a baby, just because she blocked you, and saved ur name as 'Idiot' on her phone?
Emeka: (Still crying). Not only that, can you imagine that I can't even talk to her on phone again. Each time I call, she doesn't answer

Obi: Hmmm my brother! Emeka, be a man and manage the idiot and situation now. After all, my own girl dat I want to marry used Evangelist David...'Idiot' no 12 to save my name in her phone... sad

Emeka: (laughing now grin) wow, na waoo at least dat one is even beta...

Obi: Shut up! When I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Jerry,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and then 4 Apostles (Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg), 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis....

Emeka: Talk true bro! Hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!!

Obi: Not only that, I also read text messages in her phone between her and some small boys that I well know. Can you imagine the babe I want to marry 2 months from now has been secretly dating and sleeping with 5 other small and dirty boys?

Emeka: Jesu Kristi!!!!!!!



Hahaha, friends...click this link to see what happened to this other guy on the photo - sleepless, crying, eating no food after his girlfriend broke up with him....Huh!

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/break-up

RomanceRe: If You're Single & Searching Or Has Already Found, Don't Go Without Solving This by mazechdotcom(op): 6:52am On Dec 23, 2015
Who'll help girl on the hot seat? Lol grin

RomanceIf You're Single & Searching Or Has Already Found, Don't Go Without Solving This by mazechdotcom(op):
GCE/GRADUATION MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. SHOW ALL FORMULA.

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of your life wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (20 marks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (20 marks)

4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. Use Pi=3.142 (20 marks)

Now, see what happened to this boy and his school girlfriend cheesy grin

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/boy_dressed_like_girlfriend

RomanceRe: See What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op):
freeage7:
Na toy head I pay pride price?
Lol, it's really good to ask! Paying bride price just to sleep with Barbie doll! sad
RomanceRe: See What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op):
What a shame! sad
RomanceRe: See What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op):
Adonis3:
Both dolls look different


It's [size=14pt]ADONIS3[/size] baby... grin
Lol, seems the wife bought different shapes and sizes for her husband grin
RomanceRe: See What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op):
Many things are going on nowadays. Hhmm...
RomanceRe: See What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op): 9:52pm On Dec 20, 2015
Specialbaby:
The end is indeed near.


What prevented her from divorcing the man?
What? Is it the man or the woman's fault?

Hhmm, am even believing both are at fault!!
RomanceRe: See What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op):
Huh...

importexpert - What's Nairaland and mazechdotcom turning into? cheesy grin

RomanceSee What Woman Bought For Her Husband Because She Was Tired Of Sex - Barbie Doll by mazechdotcom(op): 9:48pm On Dec 20, 2015
The business is booming in China as women who no longer want to make love are picking up the intimacy gadget to satisfy their ageing partners.

A man in his sixties, called Zhang, said that when his wife reached 50 she no longer wanted a passionate sex life, so she bought him a doll but initially he struggled with,,,,

Huh! Click to read more...

https://www.mazech.com/dolls

CelebritiesRe: Tears! This Thing That Happened To This Man Is Sad. I Don't Know How To Explain by mazechdotcom(op):
cruzita:
not a big deal
Not a big dealhuh Huh...
CelebritiesRe: Tears! This Thing That Happened To This Man Is Sad. I Don't Know How To Explain by mazechdotcom(op): 9:40am On Dec 13, 2015
Afrok:
Nah only u waka come Op, u open thread and nah only u don comment so far.
Ntor cheesy
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Tears! This Thing That Happened To This Man Is Sad. I Don't Know How To Explain by mazechdotcom(op): 8:44am On Dec 13, 2015
Huh.. crysad
CelebritiesTears! This Thing That Happened To This Man Is Sad. I Don't Know How To Explain by mazechdotcom(op): 8:44am On Dec 13, 2015
Just minutes after buying and leaving the dealership, a man crashed his brand new, $1.9 million (N400m) Ferrari, also known as one of the most expensive cars in the world. Money wasted!!! cry

See the crash and what happened.

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/laferrari

RomanceRe: Huh, Still Thinking About This Pastor With Phd That Committed Suicide Because Of by mazechdotcom(op):
excellencyabia1:
This is one thing not doing what we preach does to us.
I know! Imagine the pains the family is going through now because of his action(s) sad cry.
RomanceRe: Huh, Still Thinking About This Pastor With Phd That Committed Suicide Because Of by mazechdotcom(op): 8:59pm On Dec 12, 2015
Huh... undecided

RomanceHuh, Still Thinking About This Pastor With Phd That Committed Suicide Because Of by mazechdotcom(op): 8:59pm On Dec 12, 2015
Where is this world heading into? cry cry

Who missed this last time?

A pastor who taught at a Baptist seminary in New Orleans has committed suicide just days after his name was exposed by the hackers of Ashley Madison - the cheating/adultery website.

A native of Louisiana, 56 year old John Gibson was born into a long line of Baptist ministers, according to NOBTS. He earned a master’s degree in divinity and a doctorate in theology from the college where he had worked since 1998. At the time of his death, he was also a pastor at the First Southern Baptist Church in Mississippi. He is survived by his wife and children cry

Is suicide the solutionhuh Definitely not!! sad

Read details and see all that happened:

https://www.mazech.com/adultery

RomanceRe: Tears! 17-year-old students impregnate their pretty 30-year-old teacher. Huh :( by mazechdotcom(op): 5:16pm On Dec 12, 2015
A very long sentence. By the time she comes out of jail she will be 50-something years!! Huh, that's a terrible mistake which she regrets deeply. If only her jail sentence is reduced! 22 years is too long!! cry
RomanceRe: Tears! 17-year-old students impregnate their pretty 30-year-old teacher. Huh :( by mazechdotcom(op): 9:07am On Dec 12, 2015
Huh, some mistakes are very costly. What a terrible mistake Jennifer made....with long-term regrets sad sad

RomanceRe: Tears! 17-year-old students impregnate their pretty 30-year-old teacher. Huh :( by mazechdotcom(op): 8:13am On Dec 12, 2015
TrappKING:
Lalasticlala or obinoscopy please ban this OP. He's well known for dishing out fake and false news just to redirect Nlanders to his blog.
Google all our stories for verification, my friend! Don't let us publish story about you!! undecided

Mazech.com is full of viral real life stories that can be verified. Source links, photos and videos are provided in all our stories, news, articles, etc...

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RomanceRe: Tears! 17-year-old students impregnate their pretty 30-year-old teacher. Huh :( by mazechdotcom(op): 7:59am On Dec 12, 2015
So sad!!

RomanceRe: Tears! 17-year-old students impregnate their pretty 30-year-old teacher. Huh :( by mazechdotcom(op): 7:55am On Dec 12, 2015
sad sad

RomanceTears! 17-year-old students impregnate their pretty 30-year-old teacher. Huh :( by mazechdotcom(op):
Who missed this last timehuh

If you set any teaching job interview questions for Jennifer, she can assure you of passing. The only thing she can’t assure you of passing is the ability to resist having sex with the handsome teenage boys in her class. While shedding tears in court, 30 year old Jennifer Fichter admitted to having sex dozens of times with three 17-year-old boys. One of whom got her pregnant! Within one month she was hired as a teacher in the school, her teenage students started taking their turns on her doing it one by one. Sad! sad

Jennifer was sentenced to 22 years in prison while the boys were set free as minors. Tears!!

Wanna see the 'little naughty boys'?

See how it happened:

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/predator

CelebritiesRe: Meet The Ugliest Man In Zimbabwe! Lol See How President Mugabe Is Looking At Him by mazechdotcom(op):
Lol grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Ugliest Man In Zimbabwe! Lol See How President Mugabe Is Looking At Him by mazechdotcom(op):
Oleku93:
He was like dis fool is still laughing nd happy despite his ugliness
Lol,
Also like: Let's kick him out of this Country grin

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