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Huh...

Am just on ma bed thinking about who to marry!

I love Ruth, but Jessica is more sexy...abi make I just close my

eyes marry Gift?
Hhmm, how can I explain to Joy that she's not my level

Ekaete is my love. She's good on bed, but...her mama go pour me

hot water if I go there again!

Wait, but Rachel knows how to make love too. She sabi well, well just that she’s too

fat...abi make I go for Ada...na wa oh

Ada too tiny and she no sabi cook....she can’t cook at all. Oh, No No No!!!...I can’t marry

Aisha she be Hausa girl...her papa dey waka with cow for inside bush and na only nono and kunu dem dey drink.....Kai, I for even go for

Esther just that she too talk!

But, wait oh....Ella never graduate from University.

Er, erm, what about Ngozika Never!! I no go try go there, she too like money....Igbo girl! Huh.... loves money badly

Bimpe the Yoruba girl get soft body and looks cool, just that she’s too dirty. Am confused!

Ehmm!!... Sharon is too beautiful, just that she’s too lazy, She’s an American girl and can’t even wash my

pants....and she no sabi cook at all!!!! Mtcheew

Next month na my 50th birthday. All my mates don marry.

Now, read the main gist:

See what Emeka's girlfriend did to her this early 2016! Huh..

Read more - https://www.mazech.com/gold_digger

alfonso36:
Women will always be women, check very well they both might be from Kenya and fighting over a man

Funny! Wetin Kenya do u, bro?

Hhmm...wahala dey!!

It was a big shame as two female workers of an Airline started fighting while Plane was mid-air - 37,000 feet above the ground. Trouble broke out around 40 minutes into the flight between two cabin crew arguing. At the time of this report, it's still not too clear whether they were fighting coz of boyfriends or about 'work issues'. The Plane was flying with 300 passengers on board when the fracas between the stewardesses started.

The pair allegedly began a fist fight - and a third female attendant who tried to calm things down was whacked in the face. When the captain heard of the trouble he radioed air traffic control to authorize an unscheduled landing so he could "hear from the flight attendants".

The Plane diverted and landed where the three cabin crew members were kicked off for 'bad behavior'. The plane was grounded for about one and a half hours while a back-up crew was found before taking off again.

This is a big show of shame between these women who were supposed to take care of the passengers on board.

Read details, see them, the Airline, and where they were going to...

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/fighting

Chicken: I wish men can leave us alone and resolve their wahala!

A false rumor that men in Eritrea would be legally obliged to marry at least two women went viral last week.

It spread quickly, and it wasn't long before jokes stared spreading on social networks like Facebook, WhatsApp and Twitter, mostly involving men from outside the country flocking to Eritrea in the hope of finding multiple wives.

But it's a hoax that has hit at least four countries to date, and actually began in Iraq, where it wasn't as implausible as it seems.


Read vdetails - https://www.mazech.com/polygamyineriteria

Militants: This government is the Chicken and they have long been crossing our own side of the road uninvited since 1914! They should leave us and our resources alone so we can rule ourselves

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See what happened when a Pastor added his Church girl on Facebook

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Oh, some people and English language nowadays. Me, I don tire!!

Have you ever wondered why some people use more of smileys and short replies while chatting?
I was chatting sometime in 2015. I was like...

ME: Hey, how are you dear?
Ceeci: fyn.

ME: How was your day Ceeci?
Ceeci: fyn.

ME: How is your family?
Ceeci: fyn.

ME: Do you miss home?
Ceeci: No.

ME: But I am missing you
Ceeci: Tanx.

ME: I am not feeling well today
Ceeci: Sory

ME: How about you, are you feeling well today?
Ceeci: Ya.

ME: Are you busy now, Ceeci?
Ceeci: No

ME: Are you chatting with someone else there?
Ceeci: No.

ME: So talk to me. Type something interesting instead of sending short replies. Talk to me Ceeci!
Ceeci: K

ME: Type something please. It’s been a long time I want to hear from you!
Ceeci: K

ME: Ok! Ok it’s true?
Ceeci: Wat is tru?

ME: I heard that you failed your English Language Exam...
Ceeci: Waaat! Who telled you? It is unpossible. I sawed the exam resort yestardey...I past veri well. U can fynd out

ME: That's ok, no need to find out. You can keep using smileys and short replies please.
Ceeci: K

ME: Talk to you later, Ceeci!!
Ceeci: K, bai. Estend ma griitins.

ME: K. Bye!!!!

Ha ha...,,,now read the main gist

See what happened when one pastor added his Church girl on this photo on Facebook!

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/pretty_church_girl

This Chicken, this Chicken, Hhmm...

Lol

TB JOSHUA
Allelluya! My prophecy has come true. Last year I prophesied when I said in the church that someone will cross the other side of the road this year. It has happened. Go to XYZ Newspaper of year 2000 and you’ll see my prophecy. Somebody say Amen!



Read more - https://www.mazech.com/why_did_chicken_cross_road%3F

Huh...

Man hangs himself after receiving a letter. Huh...
Read on...

Ian Sandywell - a car salesman, was said to have been 'crying and upset' after receiving a letter. Thereafter, he sent a text to his 22 year-old son, Ben: "Delete me out of your life please. I'm going to hang myself."

Hours later, his wife Jo-ann Balsamo returned from work and found him dead in their garage. So sad!

What does the letter say

Click to read….
https://www.mazech.com/man_hangs_himself

One Question. Different Responses!

Why did the Chicken cross the road in Naija


BUSH - USA
Did the chicken cross our own side of the road? We don't really care why chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our own side of the road or not. The chicken should be either for us or against us.There is no middle ground here, else we will strike the tiny head of the Chicken!

NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN:
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga-at-the-top knows...ehmm... you can visit the website ww.chickencrossroad erm erm.. daz al.

BUHARI
The Chicken is a terrorist! The Chicken crossed road due to inherited indiscipline in the society! The culture of whipping completely died prior to my taking over power in Nigeria. I came and quickly captured the Chicken for thorough flogging, yet many are making noise and blaming me. They no well!

GANI FAWEHINMI
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

OBASANJO
Past administration in Nigeria is a total failure. It is the main reason why this chicken crossed the road. I talked to Jonathan personally as my boy, he refused to listen. He is on his own. We need to probe him for this mess.

FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI
Thief thief people too dey ask question. Dem go steal meat from pot. Dem go come outside and ask who stole the meat. Dem go dress in white waka for road shout Amen!

JONATHAN
I guess it's a manifestation of the transformation agenda for change that you went for. During my time, I set up a Chicken monitoring committee with monetary amnesty that tied their legs. I wanted to remain in power, but a man that talks like 'motor park people' and others kicked me out.

PUTIN - RUSSIA
Why won't chicken cross the road when you are crossing road too! If you cross with your own bomb nobody will touch you.

OBAMA - USA
We need to show the chicken the only road to cross, and the chicken must comply. If the chicken fails to cooperate, we can capture the chicken. Yes, we can. You know me! Ask Bin Laden and his friends...

OJUKWU
Thunder and Amadi Oha will break your head if you ask me that question again when you know the answer. You have continued to hypocritically oppress my people. I will lift you up and hit you on the ground if you don’t shut up. Idiot!!

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2016 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

WOLE SOYINKA
It’s a brazen showcase of mental colonization, barbarism, and decay in governance. And you have the temerity to ask me why the chicken crossed the road without even setting up a National conference to address your own problem why you crossed the road before the chicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.


Now read the main ones. These ones will keep you thinking throughout your life!! Click to see what 20 other prominent men around the world are talking about!!!

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Too many diseases and sicknesses!

You 'go dey patch tire, air go dey leak' from bottom!! Huh...

End time!

Abstinence guarantees over 99% safety, resistance, cure, etc! Try it folks

The study says the virus is more resistant to drugs especially on Africans!

Dudeweedlmao:
HIV drugs never cured anyone
It only reduced the VL in the blood to nearly undetectable levels

Oh, ok. I didn't know. Tank u

HIV Drugs are no more effective


A research study just released has revealed that HIV is becoming resistant to drugs. Lead author Dr Ravi Gupta said the results were "extremely concerning".

The research which was led by University College London looked at around 2,000 HIV patients.

Read details about this newly released study and facts about HIV.

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/HIV_facts

Huh...this is serious!

Say NO to joblessness today!

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If you are actively looking for job, you may find it helpful to review these 11 questions hiring managers do not want to hear, but candidates often ask them and end up remaining jobless!

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Huh, there's nothing we didn't hear in 2015

Shortly after being interviewed by a pretty female manager, a 23-year-old man from Illinois, USA who has been looking for job in a long time texted two nude selfies of himself in the bedroom- to the human resources manager that was interested in hiring him.

Question: Was he looking for job or for something else??

Oh, end time job applicants

Read details and see what happened and what the company did to him...

Click here - https://www.mazech.com/selfies

Huh! What's romance turning into

A Florida man is suing his ex-girlfriend after she won $1 million (N200 million) lottery, bought a new car, dumped him and disappeared!
Prior to this, Howard Browning and his now estranged ex-girlfriend, Lynn Anne Poirier, had lived for 16 years managing their lives in poverty. Mr Browning had no job when the lottery was won...

Abegi, I no fit type everything here.

Read full gist, analyze the story and comment:

Click here -https://www.mazech.com/problem_with_lottery

Couples are farting badly and going to court in 2015! Huh





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