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Why go for eggs when you can have the whole chicken? We got this figured out

So who is slowpoke that did the video?

Tallesty1:
What's the meaning of Biafra in Kenya?

You wan whine yourself? Go ahead

See what a president should be like but Zombies wanted a Buhari that romance with terrorists.

See how the reputation of Nigeria is being bleeped without condom.
Issorite.

You are a cancer that doesn't deserve to live.
You and your family ruined and is ruining Abia.

Actually, you don't have security

Someone once said these Chinese are nicer than the Americans.

Last last na our politicians put us in this mess where the environment is toxical for young people to succeed,pushing them away from their homes which is more saver place.

kapelvej:
your mother's story is also my story

You were lucky to have experienced this. Some of us can only hear the stories and dream.

I really envy this riverine people whenever I see them catching fish anyhow like it is nobody's business.My mother use to tell me about her childhood. How they would put pot on fire and go into the bush, straight to the stream to fetch snails and fishes for dinner.

So why am I telling this story?
The bottom line is that I love free sea food

Defork

But you sef you no try with the this picture you posted here oo

"It was a mistake" after cheating or got pregnant

Like they tripped and felled on an erect dick.

He will be ever grateful for this. God bless this guy.

Capenda:
lol I'm for real, why is everyone doubting it?

Yeah, paying so much for doing something you could get for free. Not sure anyone that worked hard for his money would do that. Which means it is only a bait for a bigger scheme.

If you believe this guy is for real you really dumb

Unbelievable, I thought it is only dogs does stuffs like that.

Lol why are these people at west side of the South so desperate to discredit Nnamdi Kanu?

SUPERPACK:
Do not be deceived people of God, that building is actually the largest 5G factory on earth not a hospital. They should show us the inside and not the corridor only. Putin is building it in partnership with China to produce more 5G equipments to spread the coronavirus to uninfected countries. We condemn this structure strongly.

LOL you are high on covik 1-9 birus

Ehyaa

So it was poisonous then just to wicked a set of people at that time but all of a sudden have lost its poison. Just to tell you the level of abuse of power going on in this regime.

Being a Nigerian at this period of time is a serious struggle.

Nigerian military are so dishonorable.

waleyp:
Tell us why people collect loan then? Did you just ask why he collected loan? Some people sha

Very dumb question

adewumiopeyemi:
Why must you collect loan
In first place

You sure say your head is not paining you?

I am not surprised if this ends up as their way in crippling other countries economy and human resources to set a new world power.

As you can see, they have just recovered very quickly and are doing fine.

patroit001:
Do you read at all? Or probably you have challenges with understanding the meaning of what you read.
person say na old picture

Is like body dey bite you? Wetin happen yesterday is already a day old. Na you be the person wey get comprehension issues.

Go and find something to get busy with if there haven't been any to keep you busy.

Ehyaa, why do people still take nude pictures

Honestly, he is being himself
You can't fault someone for being original copy of himself.
How do you explain the fact that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is loved by most football fans not just because of his talent but also his arrogant character.

I rather see your true colors than have a wolf in sheep clothing.

SweetCunt97:
Yaaaaawwwnnnnsssssss.... That must be the most boring shii I've seen this new month. Lawd dammit!

You people should pity the guy nau, e never do?

Litigant:
October wedding, the bride created bridesmaid WhatsApp group since early August o, for us to choose style and all. She added the tailor too. The tailor was sending some complicated Beyonce styles , we all said noooo, please make a simple style, we sent simple and finer styles, this tailor refused, said the one she chose is what she will make . We should not worry, it will be fine... Sent tons and tons of measurements for us to do and send to her.

A day before wedding, we all went there early on friday, so that we can check out the dress and incase if there is any adjustments to do. We call tailor Taya, she didn't pick, waited for the tailor o in our hotel room, the bride called and called...for where She didn't pick, since morning

She came around 10pm. Rushed it with 2hefty bags...

So sorry I've been busy but the dresses are ready now, please if I call your name come for your dress.
Omo this woman remove dress and it was nothing close to the picture she sent, oversize, ugly, she hasn't even fixed the hands, just the body. She just made a gown with ugly flair without hand, same size for everyone, biiig

We all looked at ourselves in disbelief, wetin be this?
Don't worry the hand won't take long to fix, please everyone come and wear and let's see the adjustment to make . It's just to adjust and put the hand, it won't take long. She came alone o, no apprentice or someone to help her.


We all know say we don enter one chance, for God's sake the wedding is in few hours, and our dresses isn't ready yet? Since August?

Okay now lemme burst your bubble, she told the chief bridesmaid she would bring her dress in the morning for her, guess what? She never even cut am God is my witness I'm not making this up

Okay start the adjustment and fixing of hand, let's use the whole night to fix this..she said she will come first thing the next morning, that she need to rush home. Hmmmm gave us all the nonsense assurance.


We started calling this woman from 5am in the morning, the makeup artist came, did everyone makeup, no cloth to wear, chief bridesmaid don't even have any hope atall, nothing,
6am, 7am, 8am almost 9 before she rushed over, sweating, service starts 10:30.
The bride was ready, dressed and all, nobody to follow her, not one single soul, we were all tying wrapper, she started crying, deep tears, cursing the woman, she was hoping that atleast one person gown among us will be ready, so the person can follow her to church to help adjust her gown, veil and help with all the general help bestlady do give... no one was ready o.. makeup ready but nothing to wear. Omo this bride was saaaaaaadddd, we had to drag her out of the room before pesin go faint.
the bride's people were downstairs, waiting for her to come down because service go soon start.... iyawo where are you, we are late ooo come ooo

The tailor didn't even touch our dress, she brought out the chief bridesmaid material and was cutting and recutting

Omo this Tori long ooo

Jesus, what manner of human being was that? I might Strangle her after the whole event if anything close to that should happen to my bride.

I saw how you were tactically trying to avoid her by all means