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Flashh:Lol, Babe will sure spend the rest of her life on a wheelchair ![]() |
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After buying iPhone 7 for 400k and Bae smashes it because she saw my flirty chat with another girl on WhatsApp. Before I'll start dealing with her, I'll order for wheelchair on Jumia first ![]() |
Berbierklaus:OK, Goodnight Babe. Dream about me |
Berbierklaus:Wetin do you??
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tosyne2much:Hahaha, Baba why you lieing?? why the fûck you lieing?? ![]() You wey be Baba for the girls ![]() |
suzan404:Suzan, you just gimme the kind love wey you get now ![]() |
suzan404:Oya am tired of waiting now abi why is it taking forever to gimme love now?? ![]() |
suzan404:Oya Suzan gimme the love now abi why is it taking like forever to gimme the love now ![]() |
makydebbie:Lol, it ain't there, it's in the Trible
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WilliamXII:Lol, but you do holds each other hand almost everyday now so it shouldn't hurt if you hold each other hands when praying too ![]() |
CirocBoi:Lol, Bruh you'll surely get banned again because you've got a foul mouth ![]() |
Gaborone:Lol, really? Tell me more ![]() |
suzan404:I want it anyhow you're comfortable with giving me |
makydebbie:Lol, it's against God's will and it's poisonous for one Nigga to be surfing and savoring your goodiebags ![]() |
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suzan404:Lol, Oya Ayam Ready For It |
OP, Yes I believe in sex before marriage You may wanna ask why?? ![]() Well, it's because if God's plan is sex before marriage, then we would all receive our various dicks and pûssys on the wedding day. You feel me?? ![]() |
Berlyn:Berlyn Gimme Love ooo!!!
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suzan404:Suzan baby, now you're talking ![]() And where is that?? |
saintfellow:Lol, Bruh me don run sotey now. Na you invite trouble for your head now so E better make you settle am yourself ![]() |
If you have not been saving regularly and prudent with your spending before now, your bank account may suffer a serious drain during economic recession. Want to make a woman truly happy without her complaining? It’s not as hard as you think. But a lot of men still seem to struggle when it comes to knowing how to please a woman even in the absence of money. 1. Send text instead of long conversations on phone call A text needn’t be long or complicated to put a smile on your girlfriend’s face. A short, sweet message, such as “Thinking of you,” will show her she matters especially if you send it out of the blue. 2. Turn your living room into a cinema Spend the night watching movies and cuddling instead of going out to the cinemas as it will save you time and money. 3. Celebrate your special dates This recession makes us prioritize our values. If something isn’t sustainable with or without a job, don’t do it. Many people are used to having a grandiose birthday party, now they are wondering what to do. Celebrate only special events and just appreciate your spouse on other days. 4. Avoid transferring aggression Economic recession is affecting almost everyone in the county. Avoid treating your girl like she caused the recession or she is related to the federal government. 5. When praying, hold her hand When you are saying the prayer before a meal, whether in public or in private, hold her hand. This gesture tells her that you are letting God know that the prayer is from both of you. 6. Say “I’m Sorry” What is it with men and saying “I’m sorry”? You would think we were asking you to remove your “manhood” or something! Little things go a long way with a woman. Do this, even about things that may have seemed small or trivial, and you will let her know that you care about her feelings. She will love you so much, and she will be more apologetic as well. What goes around comes around. 7. Make her laugh Life just gets too serious sometimes. Lighten it up. Make her laugh. You know her better than anyone, and I’m sure there are some past experiences or situations that you can remember that you laughed about. Remind her of it, if you can’t think of anything new. Source: https://www.naij.com/961155-7-ways-keep-nigerian-woman-smiling-economic-recession.html?source=index_latest |
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saintfellow:Lol, E for better make you let the sleeping dog just lie down on its own ![]() |
Vizkizz:Lol, God don dey soak you and tosyne2much cane for kerosene ![]() |
suzan404:Suzan gimme love ooo! ![]() Na you dey catch my shot ooo! ![]() |
OP, the ladies are coming for your head and it is gonna be bloody *Runs outta thread* ![]() |
makydebbie:No, Am not ![]() It's just that one Nigga can't be keeping all these your goodybags all for himself now ![]() |
Vizkizz:You be Baba for the girls now ![]() You and tosyne2much just dey tidy Nairaland babes anyhow ![]() |
suzan404:Suzan, gimme love ooo!!!
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