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Phones › Re: Here Is Why Apple Removed The 3.5mm Headset Jack From The New Iphone 7 by McBrooklyn(m): 10:38pm On Sep 08, 2016
Flashh:
[color=Scarlet]The bolded is so funny.

Babe dare not try it. grin[/color]
Lol, Babe will sure spend the rest of her life on a wheelchair cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: Here Is Why Apple Removed The 3.5mm Headset Jack From The New Iphone 7 by McBrooklyn(m): 9:58pm On Sep 08, 2016
OK
Phones › Re: Here Is Why Apple Removed The 3.5mm Headset Jack From The New Iphone 7 by McBrooklyn(m): 9:57pm On Sep 08, 2016
After buying iPhone 7 for 400k and Bae smashes it because she saw my flirty chat with another girl on WhatsApp. Before I'll start dealing with her, I'll order for wheelchair on Jumia first cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Stunning In Tiny Braids Hairstyle [PICS] by McBrooklyn(m): 9:24pm On Sep 08, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Nothing
OK, Goodnight Babe. Dream about me kiss
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Stunning In Tiny Braids Hairstyle [PICS] by McBrooklyn(m): 9:02pm On Sep 08, 2016
Berbierklaus:
.
Wetin do you?? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Stunning In Tiny Braids Hairstyle [PICS] by McBrooklyn(m): 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2016
Romance › Re: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(m): 8:47pm On Sep 08, 2016
tosyne2much:
Hahaha... I never tidy any one of them before ooooo cheesy
Hahaha, Baba why you lieing?? why the fûck you lieing?? undecided








You wey be Baba for the girls cheesy
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 8:10pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
abeg na which kind love you dey talk about sef?
Suzan, you just gimme the kind love wey you get now angry
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 6:14pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
I still dey think about how I go take give you nahundecided
Oya am tired of waiting now abi why is it taking forever to gimme love now?? undecided
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 6:03pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
wink
Oya Suzan gimme the love now abi why is it taking like forever to gimme the love now undecided
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 6:02pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
show me in the Biblecheesy
Lol, it ain't there, it's in the Trible tongue
Romance › Re: Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period by McBrooklyn(op): 6:00pm On Sep 08, 2016
WilliamXII:
Rejoinder...

Dear OP,
Nice post but if the topic is "Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period" (Meaning you are not married to her or ...) the part about PRAYING and Holding Hands becomes questionable.

#DontFeedTheTrolls
Lol, but you do holds each other hand almost everyday now so it shouldn't hurt if you hold each other hands when praying too tongue
Romance › Re: Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period by McBrooklyn(op): 5:58pm On Sep 08, 2016
CirocBoi:
the Mod wen ban me the last time, just know say I swear for you and e must follow u till u commot nigeria
Lol, Bruh you'll surely get banned again because you've got a foul mouth cheesy
Romance › Re: Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period by McBrooklyn(op): 5:55pm On Sep 08, 2016
Gaborone:
Has it come to this?
grin

On a serious note though, the points you raised should be noted my men out there, recession or no recession.
Lol, really? Tell me more tongue
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 5:39pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
erhmmm......how do you want it
I want it anyhow you're comfortable with giving me kiss
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 5:33pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
its for him onlytongue
Lol, it's against God's will and it's poisonous for one Nigga to be surfing and savoring your goodiebags tongue
Nairaland General › Re: The Tallest Man And Woman Ever In The World (photos And Videos) by McBrooklyn(m): 5:26pm On Sep 08, 2016
cool
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
Here and right now tongue
Lol, Oya Ayam Ready For It kiss
Romance › Re: Do You Believe In Sex Before Marriage And Why? by McBrooklyn(m): 5:14pm On Sep 08, 2016
OP, Yes I believe in sex before marriage kiss





You may wanna ask why?? undecided






Well, it's because if God's plan is sex before marriage, then we would all receive our various dicks and pûssys on the wedding day. You feel me?? angry
Romance › Re: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(m): 5:07pm On Sep 08, 2016
Berlyn:
lol
Berlyn Gimme Love ooo!!! angry
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 5:06pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
okay if you want love,come and collect it undecided
Suzan baby, now you're talking cheesy





And where is that?? kiss
Romance › Re: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Are Not Creative? by McBrooklyn(m): 5:04pm On Sep 08, 2016
saintfellow:
lol make i dey run take cover.
Lol, Bruh me don run sotey now. Na you invite trouble for your head now so E better make you settle am yourself tongue
Romance › Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period by McBrooklyn(op): 5:01pm On Sep 08, 2016
If you have not been saving regularly and prudent with your spending before now, your bank account may suffer a serious drain during economic recession.


Want to make a woman truly happy without her complaining? It’s not as hard as you think. But a lot of men still seem to struggle when it comes to knowing how to please a woman even in the absence of money.



1. Send text instead of long conversations on phone call


A text needn’t be long or complicated to put a smile on your girlfriend’s face. A short, sweet message, such as “Thinking of you,” will show her she matters especially if you send it out of the blue.


2. Turn your living room into a cinema


Spend the night watching movies and cuddling instead of going out to the cinemas as it will save you time and money.


3. Celebrate your special dates


This recession makes us prioritize our values. If something isn’t sustainable with or without a job, don’t do it. Many people are used to having a grandiose birthday party, now they are wondering what to do. Celebrate only special events and just appreciate your spouse on other days.


4. Avoid transferring aggression


Economic recession is affecting almost everyone in the county. Avoid treating your girl like she caused the recession or she is related to the federal government.


5. When praying, hold her hand


When you are saying the prayer before a meal, whether in public or in private, hold her hand. This gesture tells her that you are letting God know that the prayer is from both of you.


6. Say “I’m Sorry”


What is it with men and saying “I’m sorry”? You would think we were asking you to remove your “manhood” or something!
Little things go a long way with a woman. Do this, even about things that may have seemed small or trivial, and you will let her know that you care about her feelings. She will love you so much, and she will be more apologetic as well. What goes around comes around.



7. Make her laugh


Life just gets too serious sometimes. Lighten it up. Make her laugh. You know her better than anyone, and I’m sure there are some past experiences or situations that you can remember that you laughed about. Remind her of it, if you can’t think of anything new.



Source: https://www.naij.com/961155-7-ways-keep-nigerian-woman-smiling-economic-recession.html?source=index_latest
Romance › Re: Name 3 Nairaland Members You Will Call To This!! by McBrooklyn(m): 4:48pm On Sep 08, 2016
L-O-L grin grin





cc: Myself cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Are Not Creative? by McBrooklyn(m): 4:46pm On Sep 08, 2016
saintfellow:
lol all they know is how to gossip.
Lol, E for better make you let the sleeping dog just lie down on its own tongue
Romance › Re: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(m): 4:45pm On Sep 08, 2016
Vizkizz:
Na tosyne2much teach me bad things. cry
Lol, God don dey soak you and tosyne2much cane for kerosene cheesy
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 4:43pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
abeg I nor get love wey I fit give you tongue undecided
Suzan gimme love ooo! undecided


Na you dey catch my shot ooo! angry
Romance › Re: Why Is That Nigerian Ladies Are Not Creative? by McBrooklyn(m): 4:42pm On Sep 08, 2016
OP, the ladies are coming for your head and it is gonna be bloody cheesy






*Runs outta thread* cool
Romance › Re: 10 Types Of Husbands by McBrooklyn(m): 4:39pm On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
ya stalking megrin
No, Am not tongue






It's just that one Nigga can't be keeping all these your goodybags all for himself now tongue
Romance › Re: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by McBrooklyn(m): 4:37pm On Sep 08, 2016
Vizkizz:
chai.. . On this nairaland? When I am not Smellymouth grin
You be Baba for the girls now cheesy






You and tosyne2much just dey tidy Nairaland babes anyhow cheesy
Romance › Re: Your Thoughts by McBrooklyn(m): 4:35pm On Sep 08, 2016
suzan404:
lmao!!
Suzan, gimme love ooo!!! angry
Romance › Re: My Friends Tells Me, I Am Addicted To NL by McBrooklyn(m): 4:33pm On Sep 08, 2016

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