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prettyAdaolisa:

Wetin??






Oya close your mouth right before you're gonna have to swallow a dick in your mouth

queencalipso:
I suppose it won't be bad if its both ways right? Especially with the one your heart desires. How about it for a thought?

Yeah, I guess it won't be bad ma'am .






Since we're in the 21st century where everybody is entitled to have his own opinion and set a preference for themselves

CrazyQuinn:
They are more crazy people in other categories especially bullies and stressed out people, they are number 1 that's why they behave the way they behave Maaad people Theres nothing wrong with it tho if you can just accept it

Biko, I don't roll with mad and crazy people

rosieluv:
really? so u v all dese?

Lol, I cannot categorically tell you that I've got all these






Would you like to find out??

prettyAdaolisa:

See lie!...she don catch u!

Lol, I'm telling the truth now as a matter of fact, I'm born to tell only the truth now





No con use your reggae spoil my blues

CrazyQuinn:
"If"....thank God that word is not promising

You don't know nothing!!

CrazyQuinn:
who told you other categories are better?

Because na crazy people like you go full that your category now

CrazyQuinn:
I can tell because of the angry face you display all the time you should also be in the stressed out group, both groups have a thing in common

L-O-L






If I catch you, I'll flog and rape the daylight out of you. I can promise you that

CrazyQuinn:
Copying machine, different and out of earth

L-O-L





I know you won't be in any better categories other than that now

jagugu88li:
....and we just been pronounced Husband & Wife
I sight you.

L-O-L



Yeah, we've been pronounced E-Husband and E-Wife




Congratulations

fairlyusedpant:
you want lala-ti-mi-lala to ban you, ban your network, ban your internet services, and ban your phone for 15 years for toasting his babe mama berlyn

Even lalasticlala ain't got nothing on me







Berlyn is Bae

jagugu88li:
You no go complain say I cheat you, abeg. You wanted to pay dowry via internet, Ok.

E-dowry, e-see, e-surf, e-lick and other es and I will E-marry you.

Put your hands together for E-Mr. McBrooklyn and E-Mrs. McBrooklyn

fair?

At all at all na hin bad pass now







I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U

makydebbie:
oopps I gotta go now...I have an important meeting with Obama

Yeah, I'll send Tyga to come collect your number with my Buggati 2016 model





I need to go meet Bill Gates to make our wedding arrangement. Bye!!

sleekyonyx:
It's a mistake, I posted the rong pics didn't even realise

Better dear



Oya am still waiting for the right pic

makydebbie:
I have been warning him..you can ask Chris Brown... that's why Nicki had to plead for him...I also matchmaked drake and Selena...because drake wouldn't let me breathe he was so in love with me


Floyd mayweather is my elder brother

Oh Fúck!! Drake has been cheating recently on Selena with Rihanna





Christiano Ronaldo is a big time buddy of mine

Berlyn:

Oops!!!





Baby no vex now, I just wanna keep it a secret from you now. It's actually your name I wrote in the letter to give to God. She is just a messenger of God now




Don't tell me you're jealous or are you??

jagugu88li:
Make I give you early invite

Have a good one.

Hahaha, you mean the invites to give my buddies to come to our wedding, right??

queencalipso:
Lolzz! Gladly. You know, the Almighty God have a phone nb, am 100% certain he will pick my call.

So what's your message?

Well, Epp me tell him to give me his permission to take care of his Angel for the rest of the life





PS: Don't dare open the letter I gave you to give to him halfway!!

Talk2Bella:

jagugu88li:
You mean you wanna test drive before .....chai!

There I was, thinking I'm getting married soon

Yeah, I wanna test run what I'm going to be paying money for





Don't worry, you'll get married soon. I can assure you of that

makydebbie:
Justin is broke now tho...recently he met me at the white house and asked me to loan him some millions I have more than that ofcos but i chose to punish him...it was Nicki minaj that pleaded on his behalf...


BTW dad isnt broke

Oh Fûck!! Justin Bieber is such a jerk for coming to lend money from you. He came to my house on Sunday and I gave him about some millions thousands dollars maybe he probably wasted everything on gambling





And have I ever told you I'm the one that arrange Nicki Minaj for Meek Mill

jagugu88li:
Bank details? Haba

Make una meet my parents, pay the dowry then I go announce em complete.

Short cuts! Aaiii

When E no be say na masquerade ah wan marry now






Ah go see, surf, lick, and enjoy wetin ah wan dey pay money for now

bbmpin:
Didnt read that crap ^ !!!!! #garbage

L-O-L




Bruh, you get problem, big time problem to be precise




Who is your daddy??

Ozavize88:
lol bros am a nigeria,so u should not just expect answer like that....bye

OK, Bye!!!





Don't forget to take care of yourself for me, OK??