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mhisbliss:Sis, you're a bloody liar and I can even smell the lies here ![]() |
annnikky:Lol, Nah! NEPA don carry light for here so I wan use am light my lantern cos it's dark here ![]() And BTW, It won't be bad if we can smoke shît and get high together once ![]() |
ChukwuIbrahim:OK Bruh! I don't think I've seen this kind rice before though ![]() |
makydebbie:Yeah, you're gonna fūcking swallow it. Why are you surpried, Don't tell me you haven't swallow a dick before?? ![]() |
bitchcrafts:Lol, Bruh I guess you must have been the one that do smoke shît cos you must have created this thread under the influence of one of those shít you smoked ![]() |
EmmyGODfirst:You're welcome, Bruh!!!
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EmmyGODfirst:You're welcome, Bruh!!!
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annnikky:Lol, Babe why you dey take his side now?? ![]() You don see fine bobo for his display picture, you don fall anyhow con dey support him here abi?? ![]() |
Mtcheeeew!!! OP, you've got only 49 posts and 6 posts and you're already complaining of getting addicted to Nairaland ![]() BTW, Bruh na me dash you that 1 like cos I guess you'll really need it now or maybe in the nearest future ![]() |
bitchcrafts:I don't smoke shít ![]() |
Bruh, welcome to Nairaland and especially the Romance section which is the home of crazy set of people ![]() Don't be deceived with everything you see on here cos most of them are illusion and others maybe be photoshopped ![]() Be careful with the set of people you're gonna roll with here cos some of them are better of being just a dick ![]() Once again, welcome aboard to Nairaland the home of crazy people!!! ![]() |
bitchcrafts:Mtcheeeew!!! Oga swerve joor!!! ![]() Trolls Everywhere . . . Smh!!! ![]() |
Bobbysmart6:Bruh, my heart ain't a motor or a bicycle, why would they have applied brake to it?? ![]() |
mhisbliss:Mtcheeeew!!! For your mind ![]() Am sure you're guilty of almost 90% of those shît. ![]() Oya come deny am ![]() |
Mtcheeeeeeew!!! OP, and the moral of this story is?? ![]() |
mhisbliss:She is saying the fûcking truth now ![]() |
OP, hope you didn't forget you're part of those Nigerian girls guilty of those shìt too?? ![]() *Modified* ![]() Mtcheeeeeew!!! Some Ladies Be like: My Husband must be Rich Like Dangote He must have dimples Like Davido, He must be so cute like McBrooklyn, He must have Dbanj's or Edison's stature He must have muscles like Iyanya, He must have six packs like Tekno He must have sweet Mouth like Jim Iyke, He must have pink Lips like Wizkid. My Sister! That was how Aunty Nneka clocked 45years and she's still single and searching!!! ![]() Be Contented!!! ![]() |
ChukwuIbrahim:Lol, which one be labana rice again??
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makydebbie:Lol, my own gold plated dick ain't a common commodity and I guess it's self made and scarce. Am just doing you the favour of experiencing what an original gold plated really looks like for once You still don't wanna ride and swallow the gold plated dick?? ![]() |
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People can lie though They said bag of rice is N20,000 that is how they'll be misleading people, I priced it today and it was N19,990 Thank God I went to the market myself Before you start quoting me, lemme tell you this shît only happen in the latest Nollywood movie I'm watching currently ![]() |
Talk2Bella:OK!!!
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makydebbie:Lol, you're the one wanting to see my gold plated pestle now and I'm guess I'm doing you a favor by asking you for your digits so I can forward it to you there ![]() |
jonaifame22:Troll, Like you were there when I was born, right?? ![]() |
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Ladies, dating a slim guy who doesn't work out is cool but the only problem is when you're lying on his chest, then his ribs begins to draw Adidas line on your face ![]() |
Talk2Bella:WTF!!! ![]() Ain't you the one seeking help here that your babe is smelling down there??
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jonaifame22:Troll, I want you and your shîtty lines to gerrrarahia cos your shîtty lines ain't funny and it's lame ![]() Can you fûcking do that for me right now?? ![]() |
jonaifame22:Troll!!!
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makydebbie:Lol, no I can't be posting shît here ![]() PM me your number, lemme send it to you via WhatsApp. You gon love and cherish every part of it ![]() |
Talk2Bella:How your babe own dey smell now??
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makydebbie:Lol, I'm serious now We gon be fúcking all night but we ain't making love
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