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Romance › Re: 8 Things Nigerian Girls Say That Are Annoying. by McBrooklyn(m): 9:22am On Sep 08, 2016
mhisbliss:
i deny
Sis, you're a bloody liar and I can even smell the lies here cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: GOSSIP Lady Dies After Sleeping With Alhaji And His Monkey (photo) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:21am On Sep 08, 2016
annnikky:
U wan smoke small tongue
Lol, Nah! NEPA don carry light for here so I wan use am light my lantern cos it's dark here tongue






And BTW, It won't be bad if we can smoke shît and get high together once tongue
Politics › Re: FG Not Importing GM Rice, Says Presidency by McBrooklyn(m): 9:17am On Sep 08, 2016
Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man’s D? | What Do You Like In A Woman’s Body?[video] by McBrooklyn(m): 9:14am On Sep 08, 2016
makydebbie:
swallowshockedshockedshockedhuh
Yeah, you're gonna fūcking swallow it. Why are you surpried, Don't tell me you haven't swallow a dick before?? undecided
Romance › Re: Conspiracies by McBrooklyn(m): 9:12am On Sep 08, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Then stop behaving like one who does and is now maniacal at it o jarey. Oya sleep tight cheesy
Lol, Bruh I guess you must have been the one that do smoke shît cos you must have created this thread under the influence of one of those shít you smoked tongue
Romance › Re: Am New Here by McBrooklyn(m): 9:07am On Sep 08, 2016
EmmyGODfirst:
yo!!thanks
You're welcome, Bruh!!! cool
Romance › Re: Am New Here by McBrooklyn(m): 9:05am On Sep 08, 2016
EmmyGODfirst:
yo!!thanks
You're welcome, Bruh!!! cool
Romance › Re: My Friends Tells Me, I Am Addicted To NL by McBrooklyn(m): 9:03am On Sep 08, 2016
annnikky:
Maybe he has anoda handle or he's been peeping as guest for a long tym now undecided
Lol, Babe why you dey take his side now?? undecided








You don see fine bobo for his display picture, you don fall anyhow con dey support him here abi?? cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: My Friends Tells Me, I Am Addicted To NL by McBrooklyn(m): 8:39am On Sep 08, 2016
Mtcheeeew!!! OP, you've got only 49 posts and 6 posts and you're already complaining of getting addicted to Nairaland undecided







BTW, Bruh na me dash you that 1 like cos I guess you'll really need it now or maybe in the nearest future tongue
Romance › Re: Conspiracies by McBrooklyn(m): 11:36pm On Sep 07, 2016
bitchcrafts:
You can as well go smoke cheap weed to deepen yo timbre, for effect at least...grin
I don't smoke shít tongue
Romance › Re: Am New Here by McBrooklyn(m): 11:33pm On Sep 07, 2016
Bruh, welcome to Nairaland and especially the Romance section which is the home of crazy set of people cheesy






Don't be deceived with everything you see on here cos most of them are illusion and others maybe be photoshopped cool





Be careful with the set of people you're gonna roll with here cos some of them are better of being just a dick tongue






Once again, welcome aboard to Nairaland the home of crazy people!!! cool
Romance › Re: Conspiracies by McBrooklyn(m): 11:27pm On Sep 07, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Nobody said a church service is livening here
Mtcheeeew!!! Oga swerve joor!!! undecided







Trolls Everywhere . . . Smh!!! angry
Romance › Re: Do you Believe In Love? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:25pm On Sep 07, 2016
Bobbysmart6:
som1 would av brake ur heart
Bruh, my heart ain't a motor or a bicycle, why would they have applied brake to it?? undecided
Romance › Re: 8 Things Nigerian Girls Say That Are Annoying. by McBrooklyn(m): 11:24pm On Sep 07, 2016
mhisbliss:
you see? Gallivanting everywhere
Mtcheeeew!!! For your mind undecided





Am sure you're guilty of almost 90% of those shît. angry





Oya come deny am tongue
Romance › Re: Conspiracies by McBrooklyn(m): 11:20pm On Sep 07, 2016
Mtcheeeeeeew!!! OP, and the moral of this story is?? undecided
Romance › Re: 8 Things Nigerian Girls Say That Are Annoying. by McBrooklyn(m): 11:15pm On Sep 07, 2016
mhisbliss:
you no try at all, shouldn't you be praising the girls? Nw those boys will be gallivanting anyhow on this thread, nice write up btw
She is saying the fûcking truth now tongue
Romance › Re: 8 Things Nigerian Girls Say That Are Annoying. by McBrooklyn(m):
OP, hope you didn't forget you're part of those Nigerian girls guilty of those shìt too?? tongue



*Modified* cool


Mtcheeeeeew!!! Some Ladies Be like:


My Husband must be Rich Like Dangote


He must have dimples Like Davido,


He must be so cute like McBrooklyn,


He must have Dbanj's or Edison's stature


He must have muscles like Iyanya,


He must have six packs like Tekno


He must have sweet Mouth like Jim Iyke,


He must have pink Lips like Wizkid.


My Sister! That was how Aunty Nneka clocked 45years and she's still single and searching!!! undecided


Be Contented!!! angry
Politics › Re: FG Not Importing GM Rice, Says Presidency by McBrooklyn(m): 9:05pm On Sep 07, 2016
ChukwuIbrahim:
labana rice in edo state is less than #17k
Lol, which one be labana rice again?? angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man’s D? | What Do You Like In A Woman’s Body?[video] by McBrooklyn(m): 9:02pm On Sep 07, 2016
makydebbie:
I can always get mi gold just the way i like itwink
Lol, my own gold plated dick ain't a common commodity and I guess it's self made and scarce. Am just doing you the favour of experiencing what an original gold plated really looks like for once kiss








You still don't wanna ride and swallow the gold plated dick?? tongue
Politics › Re: FG Not Importing GM Rice, Says Presidency by McBrooklyn(m): 6:58pm On Sep 07, 2016
Sharon6:
GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS! CHECK MY SIGNATURE!
undecided undecided

Politics › Re: FG Not Importing GM Rice, Says Presidency by McBrooklyn(m): 6:57pm On Sep 07, 2016
People can lie though shocked



They said bag of rice is N20,000
that is how they'll be misleading people,
I priced it today and it was N19,990
Thank God I went to the market myself kiss






Before you start quoting me, lemme tell you this shît only happen in the latest Nollywood movie I'm watching currently cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Smells Down There? by McBrooklyn(m): 6:29pm On Sep 07, 2016
Talk2Bella:
heheheheh, no, a reader from my blog needed help
OK!!! angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man’s D? | What Do You Like In A Woman’s Body?[video] by McBrooklyn(m): 6:28pm On Sep 07, 2016
makydebbie:
you so ain't gonna get me numbergrintongue
Lol, you're the one wanting to see my gold plated pestle now and I'm guess I'm doing you a favor by asking you for your digits so I can forward it to you there tongue
Romance › Re: See The Pick Up Line She Said I Used That Made Her Fall For Me by McBrooklyn(m): 6:24pm On Sep 07, 2016
jonaifame22:
see ur life.u're askn me to get out of my thread, I'm not surprised, u've never made sense since ur birth!
Troll, Like you were there when I was born, right?? tongue
Health › Re: Benefits Of Working Out: Seven Reasons Why You Should Start To Exercise by McBrooklyn(m): 6:22pm On Sep 07, 2016
OK
Health › Re: Benefits Of Working Out: Seven Reasons Why You Should Start To Exercise by McBrooklyn(m):
Ladies, dating a slim guy who doesn't work out is cool but the only problem is when you're lying on his chest, then his ribs begins to draw Adidas line on your face grin grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Smells Down There? by McBrooklyn(m): 4:03pm On Sep 07, 2016
Talk2Bella:
her own smells fine
WTF!!! angry





Ain't you the one seeking help here that your babe is smelling down there?? undecided
Romance › Re: See The Pick Up Line She Said I Used That Made Her Fall For Me by McBrooklyn(m): 3:57pm On Sep 07, 2016
jonaifame22:
wat do you want frm me, shithead?
Troll, I want you and your shîtty lines to gerrrarahia cos your shîtty lines ain't funny and it's lame tongue









Can you fûcking do that for me right now?? undecided
Romance › Re: See The Pick Up Line She Said I Used That Made Her Fall For Me by McBrooklyn(m): 3:49pm On Sep 07, 2016
jonaifame22:
maybe cos u live in a toilet
Troll!!! cheesy tongue
Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man’s D? | What Do You Like In A Woman’s Body?[video] by McBrooklyn(m): 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2016
makydebbie:
ofcos we aint but I have to see your pestletongue
Lol, no I can't be posting shît here undecided






PM me your number, lemme send it to you via WhatsApp. You gon love and cherish every part of it tongue
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Smells Down There? by McBrooklyn(m): 2:58pm On Sep 07, 2016
Talk2Bella:
I dunno how Linda's own smell na cry
How your babe own dey smell now?? undecided
Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man’s D? | What Do You Like In A Woman’s Body?[video] by McBrooklyn(m): 2:56pm On Sep 07, 2016
makydebbie:
iffa heartongue
Lol, I'm serious now




We gon be fúcking all night but we ain't making love tongue

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