Lubixy:
Kant u jt take my words 4 it am pretty

Btw i meant Dab to me

OK heard!!!

Hahahahahahaha

Lubixy:
DabtoME!ME!ME am pretty or aint i

TO THE WORLD[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] you might not be oh, 2 me you're very very

Lubixy:
Xo 4 ur mind u.ve written sumtin reasonable! huhpp Any ways am going to kill sum1 oh warn shoeshine

hahahaha missing you nd your wahala already.... pls don't kill

*Who is a woman??***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.
Never hurt her or take her for granted.
A very heart touching message by a woman.
Someone asked her, Are you a working woman or a housewife?
She replied: Yes, I am a full-time working housewife.
I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a sentence.
***What Do u Do All Day??
***Dedicated to all women***
Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless. Pass it to all the lovely ladies...
Ur Mother.
Ur Wife.
Ur daughter.
Ur sister N Ur friend.

*Who is a woman??***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.
Never hurt her or take her for granted.
A very heart touching message by a woman.
Someone asked her, Are you a working woman or a housewife?
She replied: Yes, I am a full-time working housewife.
I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a sentence.
***What Do u Do All Day??
***Dedicated to all women***
Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless. Pass it to all the lovely ladies...
Ur Mother.
Ur Wife.
Ur daughter.
Ur sister N Ur friend.
Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth.

ronald4lif:
Distance relationship? A joke.

lol

Sexxkillz:
Barer or Barrier?

thanks

firstking01:
I can't seem to understand your heading, but my advice to those who are in distant relationship, always keep your options open unless except you both trust yourselves convincingly and are willing to marry the next year or soon.

thanks

Daniel2289:
That's y u must not venture in what u can't accomplished.

true talk

Ifeanyi4491:
Mehn this anambra.. Dumb her and she become ur stepmother.

laxo

MrOlihilistic:


stfu

same2u asshole

The Federal Government on Saturday clarified its ban on Post-Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination and the general admission procedures, saying it “does not in any way affect the statutory role of the Senate of any University or the academic boards of any tertiary institution conducting its admissions.”

The Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, stated this in a statement by the Deputy Director (Press and Public Relations) in the Ministry of Education, Mr. Ben Bem-Goong.

He said the clarification became necessary “following conflicting reports in the media over the roles of universities and the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board in admission under the new dispensation.”

According to him, the role of JAMB is to conduct the UTME, compile the list of candidates whose scores meet the cut-off marks (180 and above) and send same to the Universities.

The Universities, he emphasised, will shortlist the candidates using the agreed guidelines and thereafter return the shortlisted candidates to JAMB for verification of compliance to guidelines and subsequent issuance of JAMB admission letters.

“For the avoidance of doubt, any screening charges shall apply only to successful candidates who have been issued admission by the universities of their choice. All Universities and JAMB should adhere to this directive”, Adamu stated.

Source:- http://www.bamsforum.com/fg-clarifies-ban-post-utme-admission-procedure.html

iykekelvins:
..

hungry huh?

MrOlihilistic:

who told you if you dump a girl from Benue you're infected with HIV

Mehn ask GOOGLE

decatalyst:
Ondo no dey, so we are good people.

lucky you

Lubixy:
Enugu na lie oh dey are no different from imo oh

hMmm OMINI KNOWEST

Same 2 you dear

1. When you dump a girl from OSUN, she'll
create a scene & disgrace you.
2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll beat you &
force you to love her again whether you like it or
not.
3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry day & night.
4.Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch
you and you will wake up with boils on your face.
5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name
& picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't even
notice it because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her
bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks
until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round &
sleep with all your friends.
9. Dump a girl from PORT HARCOURT, in 2
weeks' time she'll invite you to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your
dad & become your stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll report
you to her dad in the army & you will marry her
at gun point.
12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property &
apologize.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her
the next day in ur house with your elder brother.
14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need they have
dumped you a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you
already have AIDS.
Wetin I still dey reason be say na wetin go
come happen if you dump a girl from BORNO??

Am just wondering how many might have face same difficulty in their relationship too.... that awkward moment when you'll go for a trip or two, coming back 2 know that that Vewi person which has been your source of joy, which you think of every night before you lay,which you can't do without is now someone else's SEX MATE,DATE,WIFE etc bcox you were like far from HIM/HER. even when you care so much about them.

Hey lubixy

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Ah juz love makinq frndz online, ah mean frndz daht can bring positive impact into my life



Addme up 28BB4705 dahtz mah pin!

Congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mosquitos don't bite #baby's....... Only adultz! So she was only tryna protect her self

Bleep yuh, hustle 2 buy urs nd get a bigger garage..... #eye_service

Vanity!!!!! It will all pass away

It doesn't change th price of fuel!!!!




Just passing

Devil self nah human being!!!