dey God i serve will give u that punishment u need, nah be woman

Diety:
meaning?

sheeea ur looking for a strong native DOC la

My brother you don't have a problem.....
See as you fresh... please your GF jor

You've meet on

God don't reason the way we humans does.... all things been good for our satisfaction that's the Lord's plans for us... weras if it was rock like, our lips would have been as rod ND or tooths as rock too

Choi!!! Adam/eve drop enough wahala/sickness for this world before leaving oh

On like me...... I won't stop trying oh..... nice one G

Likewise

Adeoba10:
Refreshing livescores.com for d last game on dia bet9ja list.

you wear BRA for eyes, sheeea u see 9ja person there? Mtcheeew

Mtn alert

chachanga:



Choiiii ?
In dis era of 'proposals, engagements, weddings & baby showers"?
you come dey practice "Dumping" here in Romance section?
The ladies are gonna play Ping-Pong with your balls.
Port to Jokes, fast!

But...
In case ur serious about dis charade
Remember the hottest chick you've yet to date
One chick you could never dump.......


Her name is KARMA.....


bitchhhhh!

say the KARMA pussy nah Black Diamond? Mtcheeeew PWJ

MrOlihilistic:

You're a fvktard retard a homeless mofo.
A jobless slowpoke you're a drunkard.

same 2 you munk

dharmieex:
Thanks Bruhh....God bless you.

you're very welcome man

Chizuz!!!
So this was how they reduced the price...
No wonder it's not costly #scared tho

I hate lies

15 POSSIBLE SCREENING QUESTIONS AND THE ANSWERS
It’s been said that exams are not the best way to test students’ academic ability or intelligence, hence the examiners are not only using words on papers to judge their candidates.
Candidate’s characters during and after class can also be put into consideration to determine successful candidates. Therefore, every candidate is advised to be in their best behaviour during this test period and hope for the best.
Surprisingly, a word may not even be spoken to you and marks will be awarded. Your dress code and dress mode may fetch you or deduct your mark.
The likely questions and responses written here should not be crammed or sneaked in into the exam hall but every candidate should endeavour to master it. Knowing the possible reasons for a question will help the candidates to know the appropriate answer.
You may be asked just one question out of all the questions here. So please take every question here seriously.
Here we go:
Interviewer:
1. Tell us your name.
Possible reply:
(Your name must be stated the exact way it is written in your O’level certificate)
Interviewer:
2. Which course did you apply for?
Possible reply:
(Don’t tell them the course you wish for, tell them the course you applied for)
Interviewer:
3. What position do you prefer on a team working on a project?
Possible reply (DE students):
If I’m the team leader it will give me the opportunity using my leadership skills that I have learnt with years. I can also do a well as a team member my skills will help to encourage my mates.
Interviewer:
4. Can you recite your O’level and the grades, off hand?
Possible reply:
(If you sit for the exam yourself you must know the result off hand)
Interviewer:
5. How do you see yourself in five years from now?
Possible reply:
I see myself as a successful graduate of (Compute Science), University of….
Interviewer:
6. Do you consider yourself successful?
Possible reply:
Not yet. That’s why I’m here to perform well and I know I will and that’s when I can say I’m successful.
Interviewer:
7. What’s the reason behind choosing this school
Possible reply:
As a standard school, I believe this is the right place for me to be. Both academically and character wise, I’d be ready to take up any challenge in the outside world after 4/5 years here.
Interviewer:
8. What irritates you about your fellow students
Possible reply:
I believe in oneness if I find anything irritating, I avoid it unless it personally affects me.
Interviewer:
9. When did you finish your Secondary School?
Possible reply:
(Be very sure the year you will mention corresponds with the one on your result and testimonial)
Interviewer:
10. What are your expectations from this school?
Possible reply:
Standard educational qualifications, sound professional advancement and good future.
Interviewer:
11. How much can you pay to gain this admission?
Possible reply:
That’s bribery. The only money I can pay now is my school and registration fees and that will be into the school designated account.
Interviewer:
12. Why have you not gained admission since?
P ossible reply:
(1) I have been having challenges with jamb. Or
(2) I already have National Diploma. Or
(3) I already have certificate in computer appreciation and I also took up a teaching job in the mean time because idle hand is devils workshop.
Interviewer:
13. If you discovered that your best friend in school here is a cultists, what would you do?
Possible reply:
I will report to the appropriate quarters.
Interviewer:
14. What’s your advantage over others here?
Possible reply:
I’m a fast learner and I’m obedient.
Interviewer:
15. Do you have any questions for us?
Possible reply:.
How did I perform sir/ma?
Good luck...thank me later #judemosew

Artificial and natural to the fullest.....bravo to that vewi CHEF.

@ 1st i'll thank God almighty for keeping me bouncing and going (grown-up).
@ 15yrs I read a Dorchester park an saw "SMOKERS ARE RELIABLE TO DIE YOUNG" thought the gov were about 2 bound cigarettes, now am 21yrs old... still notice that same advice but biz continues.
Are they killing us or saving us?

Fellow aspirants, indeed if you think schooling in Nigeria is easy why not try
The CROSS RIVER STATE UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY

Gbagam but this look are for dudes with one eye

abuayman:
Preparing Suya no easy bros. Try am for just one de see for yhursef

as nah you talk am ok.....

hungryboy:
Abeg make una follow answer this ones too,

Why moon dey only comot for night?
Why party dey like start for night?
Why ashawo dey like comot come street for night?

mehn create a topic meanwhile it's #SUYA on board

sentaljohn:
coz northerners get another job wey dey keep dem busy during the day

really? So nah all of em?

Abeg my people make una chuk una mouth ND leg for this matter oh
Bcoz even for daytime #susu d hungry me ND nah only nyt u fit get am WHY?

Abeg my people make una chuk una mouth ND leg for this matter oh
Bcoz even for daytime #susu d hungry me ND nah only nyt u fit get am WHY?

40k!!!
Say ah no be Nigerian ni,
Say buhari nah be my presido ni
Hmmmm my dear you're a #COMEDIAN

Wow.... checkout what's up here, mehn ah hate biologist, imagine the beautiful body frame work covering this ugly bony structure
#whatifthatdickischoppedoffbythosesharpedge?

Dab2mydick:
ngwa si na my threadi puo...

no understand u

firstking01:
In life as general, strategy is better than strength...same rule is applicable in sex man…

tell'em... by the way it was all about been pretty

Calabar PROUDLY CRS

Yungwizzzy:
Most women define themselves as sex objects

indeed