Mcjoyce:
Did you just post this for notification or what....Am not sure if you're serious at all ooooo.......I think we just need to put all pastors,prophet ,deacon etc in d hand's of God because its not easy to overcome such temptation at all....GOD HELP THEM

CHILL,,,,,That was LOUD BIKO

DedeNkem:


They already made the money long time ago from their st*upid congregation.

HAHAHAHA...NA THIS KIND CHURCH I DEY FIND OOOO

Did you just post this for notification or what....Am not sure if you're serious at all ooooo.......I think we just need to put all pastors,prophet ,deacon etc in d hand's of God because its not easy to overcome such temptation at all....GOD HELP THEM

Dirkcoyt:
Honestly the world need to revert back to just giving birth and no marriage.

MY SWEETEST DADDY...GOD BLESS YOU

Too much juice.....BABA U TOO MUCH!!!

AjayiWrites2:
The General Overseer of Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Adeboye looked so young in this new photo shoot with the ace photographer TY Bello.


Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/06/pastor-ea-adeboye-looks-dapper-in-these.html

HHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

Hahahah...Observers crew na I belong oo

haryodejy:
Hello everyone! What’s up? So which one of youdon enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now).Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here’s a list ofcharacters you find ever present in them:
1. Assistant Drivers:These ones are usually in front seats. You’ll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, “Take left! Overtake that guy!” Or, “Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you…”, or even, “Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!”. The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they’ll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:You find this set poking nosing in the “conductor’s” issues. You hear them saying stuffslike, “Conductor u never give that woman changefor front”, or “Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba….”, or even “Conductor that man change don pass oh!”.

3. The Argumentators :To get them started, just say in a loud voice, “See as this road be, its all GEJ’s fault….”. I swear, that bus won’t hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a facewith a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, “pls how do you open the windows?”………like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They areready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors…so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up.

6. The observers:I fall into this group. This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don’t talk….almost invisible, sha just don’t step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

7. Add YoursThat’s all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group.

Oh my God.....I can't stop laughing

BoldTint:
9:43 am.

I was in one of those Lagos big buses, not molue o. There was this fine guy by my side, I kept stealing glances. I couldn't help it. He smelled like a clean Cologne, a nice, clean ocean wave.

He's focused on his phone. Didn't even notice me. Don't look at me like that, carry your face and comot. This one that I wanted to look at me was busy chatting with someone on his phone, a girl, I thought.. Mtchew.

A friend warned me to have a less dramatic day, and I planned to do just that." I'll start conversation with fine boy to get his attention, it's not only guys that know how to start conversations" I planned.

"Just five minutes talk" I agreed with my other self and turned to smile at him.

"I love your Cologne, what's the make?" I asked , revealing cream dentition, and immediately thanked God for my dentition when he revealed his, smiling back at me with curious eyes. Brown, scattered teeth visited my eyes. I shut them to hold back shock.

Fine boy did not answer but stood up to introduce himself to people in the bus.

"My name is chukwudi, let me introduce my product to you. I have fine perfumes from Germany, Italy...." He continued with heavy Igbo accent, all the while looking at me through the corners of his eyes. Just then I realized the Cologne i'd perceived was from his bag, not him.

Lost in thought, accusing my other self why she decided to be annoying this morning, I felt a tap on my shoulder. Fine boy was done introducing his products and was asking me which of the perfume I'd like to buy.

I ignored fine boy and asked conductor for my change and continued typing on my phone, determined to obey my friend's warning.

Perfume ko.

Good morning! [color=#000099][/color]